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From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Subject: *.44/.22 SUCKS ASS 4-EVER & EVER*
Date: Fri Sep 26 02:42:12 2003

Message:
Why don't you go sell your propaganda someplace else, you 
ignorant dickhead? Your bullshit doesn't sell 
here.___________________________________________________________

IT DOESN'T SELL TO ONLY ONE PERSON HERE; POOR, LONELY LOSER .44, 
WHO HAS NO FRIENDS, AND WHO HAS POSTED ABOVE ONE OF THE POOREST, 
DESPERATE EXCUSES FOR A REBUTTAL! WHEN THE POOR MISERABLE 
BASTARD SEES HOW HE HAS NOTHING OF WORTH TO SAY, IT SUDDENLY 
BECOMES TIME TO TELL YOU TO GO AWAY.       
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Agreed. Well .44?? Why not use the mantle of your P/C again to 
state yet again what a fucking asswipe piece of shit you are????

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Date: Fri Sep 26 02:45:48 2003

Message:
We know that you hate America. We understand it by all the 
long-winded messages you post. We know that you'd like nothing 
more than to see America killed off by socialists like the 
Clintons. Your 53 points of propaganda, which you posted above, 
sounds like the left-leaning shit that it is. Tell the truth 
Richard: Was it Al Franken who compiled the data? You did touch 
on a good point, though: our consumption of oil is staggering. 
I'd love to see America develop alternative fuel sources in 
order 
to be able to tell the "OPEC-ers" to fuck off. But your tirade 
against America is bogus in its content. For example, you claim 
in point 45 that Iraq has no nuclear weapons. BUT you don't know 
whether or not they do. So what if you're wrong? What if Saddam 
DOES have them? Are you willing to watch as perhaps a hundred 
thousand innocent civilians are murdered by him? Item 17 was 
just 
bizarre; there were approx. 200 American troops killed in the 
first Gulf war. And what is this shit about Agent Orange? You 
might as well discuss Zog the caveman throwing a rock at Ziga a 
hundred thousand years ago. Then you take issue with Golda Meir 
ordering the installation of nuclear weapons in the Yom Kippur 
War. Good decision on her part, considering that the ragheads 
had 
far outnumbered Israel, and were seeking to murder every one of 
her citizens and/or push Israel into thesea. Richard, your hate 
has blinded you not only to the facts, but to intelligence 
itself. Why don't you go sell your propaganda someplace else, 
you 
ignorant dickhead? Your bullshit doesn't sell here.      
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A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you should 
realise that in my system of thought the fuckass *US* along with 
your cheap meaningless fuckup asswipe into hell existence along 
with your *US* cunt and the rest of the world - *IRAQ* - *IRAQI 
PUSSY* all U fuckers - meaningless genetic SCUM floating about 
as they await to die!! You know SCUM like you will get their 
just deserts & I GUARANTEE much SCUM like you! NOw DIE!! 

From: Black Watch
To: .44
Subject: You're astoundingly dumb
Date: Fri Sep 26 03:22:33 2003

Message:
You really showed yourself up there you prick. You come out out 
with the most fatuous statements and use the arguments of a 10 
year old and then end you pathetic statement by calling someone 
else's perfectly cogent and rational piece ignorant bullshit. 
You obviously have no level of education. No, then again knowing 
that 99% of US degrees have about as much value as an empty 
McDonalds bag, it is possible you have a (american) college 
education. Actually I hope idiots like you get your way, because 
in between all your flag waving and xenophobia you fail to 
realise the US's pre-eminence in certain areas is in the large 
part due to highly educated foreign nationals, whom you won't be 
letting in anymore. Here's to the fail of the US 
empire.....cheers!

From: SpeedBall Tucker
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003

Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO. 

From:
To: Mervyn
Subject: on your period?
Date: Fri Sep 26 09:42:34 2003

Message:
Mervyn is as emotional as a woman when she is riding the "cotton 
pony" eg: (cunt rag) ha ha ha ha

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MATERIAL RESOURCES? PAH! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GIVE HIM THOSE.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:28:26 2003

Message:
Most of you are just a sad inditement of your selfish heritage 
and upbringing.
I'll tell you that all this stuff about Faster Than Light 
Travel, the healings etc. etc. was one long wind up for you evil 
little bastards.
I did a really good *Spiritual Hell Doctrine* too [Yes it is 
true! I am Satan ;]
You deserve it.
Trust me God knows best.
*MATERIAL RESOURCES? PAH! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GIVE HIM THOSE.*
Show me the money at the next full moon!
Vampires!! LOL!!! I think I'll have a little crow!! LMAO!!!
I've stuck a carrot in front of the ass riding that cart now 
giddy up!!
EEEE AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
That's probably describing you in there somwhere my little space 
cadets but unfortunately the Truth is hard to digest ...
So my good buddies thx 4 the lurvly monee [slurp! slurp! :] I'll 
fuck your daughter in when I get back from Alpha Centauri ..
Have a good one.
I think I'll have a Guinness.
Thx.
That was nice. :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:36:43 2003

Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO. 
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??

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FUCKING ASSHOLES GENERALLY*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:43:34 2003

Message:
The Truth is that I am on the dole because you fucking scum saw 
to it that I was. I'm not interested in driving a car though I 
don't mind being chauffeured. You scum really should kill 
yourselves in my opinion. Get a job? I might well do that. 
Probably I could walk to work so that the murdering little name 
calling thugs can run after me if they so wish. YOU ARE 
SCUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:47:54 2003

Message:
I have seen the *roll over and die scum* effect!! LOL!! If you 
think you belong in some other category then please ignore and 
prove it to me. Otherwise just fuck off!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MY ACOLYTES!!! [MY FRIENDS!!]*
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:51:13 2003

Message:
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head.
The stars in the sky looked down where He lay,
The little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay.

The cattle are lowing, the Baby awakes,
But little Lord Jesus, no crying He makes;
I love Thee, Lord Jesus, look down from the sky
And stay by my cradle til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus, I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray;
Bless all the dear children in Thy tender care,
And fit us for heaven to live with Thee there.


From:
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 10:53:59 2003

Message:
... but do you see the Divine implications? ...... i just spoke 
to Jesus! ....... we'll definitely get you the money 
soon ... .... uh! .........uh! ............... AHHHHH!!!! .... 
i'm just another used cunt He knows already .. He is much higher 
[WE HOPE!!! LOL!!!] than the next Prime Minister ... do you 
know? That is the greatest Divine Presence ever .... how will 
this affect our karma? ... oh! We're fucked then.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *GODDAMN HELEN!!! NICE ONE!!!*
Subject: St. Simon Vs. St. Peter. Who is going to win?*
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:04:04 2003

Message:
Big game hunting?
I once saw a rhino porking a hippo!
Since I am having huge difficulty even counting about three 
acolytes I came up with the following ....
I don't bear this name for nuttin' ya know!!! LMAO!
Time to unveil ...
Her Name is Helen? 
No! :)
Her Name is Truly Mr. Tony Blair. *THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN 
THE WORLD*

From: SOUTH_PORKED_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:31:50 2003

Message:
I have seen the St. Peter is the messiah of the Nation whilst 
St. Paul is the messiah of the World [Galaxy??] effect!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *EVERYONE SING TOGETHER NOW.* :)
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:34:06 2003

Message:
Tra la la, la la la la

One messiah, two messiah, three messiah, four
Four messiahs make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the messiah buggies go
Coming on to bring you the messiah Side Splitting Show

Tra la la, la la la la.........


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ENLIVENING THE SIX O' CLOCK NEW OR THE CULT OF THE NEXT NEUTRONIUM BOMB*
Date: Fri Sep 26 11:47:30 2003

Message:
Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3141566.stm

Quoting:

*Follow Thatcher example, Blair told
 
Milburn and Byers both praise Thatcher's political conviction 
Two former cabinet ministers have urged the prime minister to 
show Margaret Thatcher's sense of purpose amid fears that 
Labour's message has become lost. Former Health Secretary Alan 
Milburn said the government appeared to be "drifting" and it 
needed a "return to conviction politics". Now, more than ever, 
Tony Blair has to spell out New Labour's purpose. Alan Milburn 
Speaking out for the first time since resigning from the cabinet 
in June, Mr Milburn argued that just as Baroness Thatcher had 
shifted the political centre to the right, so Mr Blair could 
move the debate to the left. In what looked like a coordinated 
move from fellow Blairites, former Transport Secretary Stephen 
Byers also pressed Mr Blair to follow the Thatcher example and 
start setting the political agenda again.* 

 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 15:47:19 2003

Message:
Hello.
I am (a) not sure about all the use of language (b) Koran 
defamation (c) other things but am busy.
We'll probably find out later.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003

Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003

Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003

Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003

Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

From: Marie
To: Ea
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003

Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *STUPID CUNT*
Subject: *JUST SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY ALL OVER AGAIN.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:58:29 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003 
Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 


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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003 
Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003 
Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

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From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003 
Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

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From: Marie 
To: Ea 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003 
Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:00:26 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *STUPID CUNT* 
Subject: *JUST SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY ALL OVER 
AGAIN.* 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:58:29 2003 
Message:
From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:17:51 2003 
Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you? What a worthless 
piece of shit you turned out to be.
Yeah Yeah, I'm a cunt whatever, but at least I have a job!
And I'm NOT losing my house! 


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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:29:54 2003 
Message:
And I have this feeling that wasnt The Board Goat and that sure 
as hell isnt Merlyn!

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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:33:45 2003 
Message:
From: SpeedBall Tucker 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 06:43:20 2003 
Message:
>>>A stupid dumbass fucking asshole piece of scum like you<<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!  Get a fuckin job Warprick and get off the 
dole before attempting to pass any judgements such as this. you 
could deliver pizza's to your peers.  oh, thats right, a 
brainiac like you could never mastered driving a car. ROFLMAO.
-----------------------------------------

Now that might be Merlyn lol...

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From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:36:57 2003 
Message:
I know you wont admit it, but are you that Transvestite looking 
profile thing called "Nutz" in my Instant Message that I cant 
seem to get rid of? I will find a way to get your ass out of 
there if I have to call someone out to do it!!!!

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From: Marie 
To: Ea 
Date: Fri Sep 26 18:42:12 2003 
Message:
From: Ea 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 23 19:11:42 2003 
Message:
Richard Warwick seems to clutter the board with absolute 
nonsense, refrain from posting to him and maybe he will go 
away ? just a thought to the board..
----------------------------------------------

We tried that! It isnt working!
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Oh How did I know that was comming!!!
Your to predicKtable asshole!!!
You are laughed at on a daily basis, how do you live with 
yourself?

From:
To:
Subject: Green Eggs And Ham
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:03:45 2003

Message:
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse? 
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car? 
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.
takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham">
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am! 

From: Marie
To:
Subject: Awwwwwwwwww Bruce Willis is a Sweetie!!!
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:35:57 2003

Message:
The 101st stop was just one in a number of goodwill visits on 
the 
"Bruce Willis
and the Accelerators Touch of Home Tour" this week.

"I didn't see enough people coming out here and supporting the 
troops," 
said
Willis, who was born on a military base in Germany in 1955. 
Willis's 
visit was
the 101st's first goodwill visit from a Hollywood celebrity.

"Back home, the news is manipulated   by people who would like 
the 
American
people to believe the war is unpopular.  It's not unpopular, 
especially 
with
the Iraqi indigenous people (who) are being helped," Willis 
said. "This 
is the
war on terrorism; it's worth fighting for."

The star of "Hart's War" and "Tears of the Sun" -- both films 
that deal 
with
the military -- tirelessly lobbied to visit the troops for 
several 
weeks before
getting the chance to see the real-life men and women in 
uniform. 
Willis
clearly enjoyed himself playing in front of the audience of 
homesick 
soldiers.

"I wanted to sign up and fight with you guys, but they told me 
I was 
too old,"
he quipped. Willis also used some colorful language when 
describing 
what he
would do if he had "four minutes with Saddam" and offered $1 
million to 
any
soldier who delivered Saddam's head to his doorstep.

Willis ate a late lunch with Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, the 
top 
101st
Airborne Division enlisted soldier, before flying around the 
division's 
area of
operation in a CH-47 Chinook helicopter to meet the "Screaming 
Eagles." 
The
busy day ended for Willis and his band after a one-hour concert 
in 
front of
several hundred 3rd Brigade soldiers in Tal Afar, a town west 
of Mosul.

Brigade commander Col. Michael Linnington introduced Willis 
before his 
band's
set, and afterward presented him with a 101st Airborne Division 
flag. 
Willis
donned Linnington's desert uniform top for the show after the 
brigade
commander's name and rank were appropriately removed.

Willis left after his performance with a simple message for the 
101st 
soldiers:
"Stay safe and God bless you all."

(Pfc. Thomas Day is assigned to the 40th Public Affairs 
Detachment.)


From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THERE ARE 50 BECAUSE I JUST COUNTED AND REARRANGED THEM FOR YOU*
Date: Fri Sep 26 19:04:21 2003

Message:
I am Sam that do not like you.  (8)
Here or there, anywhere! (4)
Let me be - mouse in a house! (7)
Good will? (2)
They would eat box!! (4)
With car, train ... on boat .. (5)
Say! Dark rain goat try .. takes bite green eggs and ham. (11)
Could are [poetic licence] see them fox at may tree? (8)     
Thank. (1)
 
Hey Stupid *demon* Cunt! 
Because that is how you're going down in History!
I just did this whole thing manually so eat me.
By the way, how's your vocabulary?

From: om/cf
To: Marie
Subject: From the BBC...LOL!
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:34:16 2003

Message:
~~Actor Willis' $1M Saddam bounty~~

{{{Actor Bruce Willis has performed before US soldiers in 
Telafar, northern Iraq, and offered $1M ( 603,000) to the man 
who captures Saddam Hussein.}}}

[[http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39382000/jpg/_39382204_wi
llis_ap_story203.jpg]]

"We're here to support you," the star told troops as he sang a 
set of blues songs with his band, the Accelerator. 

"If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam 
Hussein," he said. 

Willis will next fly south to visit US soldiers in Tikrit - 
Saddam's home town - before performing two concerts for troops 
in neighbouring Kuwait. 

"Somebody that supports the military like he has and that comes 
to visit soldiers - that's important to us," said Greg Pagan, 
from 3rd Brigade of the 101st's Airborne Division based at 
Telafar. 

'Thumbs up' 

"It's awesome," said commander Col Michael Linnington. "It's 
great for morale. "He's a macho actor. Soldiers identify with 
action movies and action actors. He's a guy's guy." 

During an interview Willis said: "Peculiar thing back home is 
that the liberal media was trying to portray it as a bad war. 

"But being over here just a couple of days, seeing how well our 
troops and the allied troops are being received here, (I) think 
the Iraqi people are happy we're here," the Hollywood star said. 

[[http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39382000/jpg/_39382226_tr
oops_ap_story203.jpg]] 

"Children are being taken care of, starting being inoculated, 
starting being looked after. Wherever these guys go they get 
thumbs up. They no longer have to contend with the terrorist 
leader," Willis said. 

But the star later admitted he had not met many Iraqis because 
he had been travelling the country by helicopter. 

Willis, a Republican party supporter, was one of the few 
celebrities to publicly back the US' stance during the recent 
war on Iraq, which was led by President Bush. 

Willis recently played a US special forces commander sent in to 
rescue medical staff in war-torn Nigeria in the film Tears of 
the Sun. 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3141942.stm

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Iraqi Resistance?
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:37:06 2003

Message:
<<U.S. holding 19 al-Qaida suspects, Bremer says>> 

(09-26) 13:58 PDT WASHINGTON (AP) -- 

U.S. forces in Iraq are holding 19 suspected members of the al-
Qaida terrorist network, the American civilian administrator 
said Friday. 

The suspected al-Qaida members are among 248 non-Iraqi fighters 
being held by the Americans in Iraq, L. Paul Bremer said in a 
Pentagon news conference. 

Bremer said authorities determined the suspects' al-Qaida links 
through interrogations and documents the suspects were carrying. 
He said he did not know what countries they came from. 

<<The largest number of foreign fighters -- 123 of the 248 -- 
came from Syria, Bremer said. The next-highest numbers came from 
Iran and Yemen, he said, adding he did not have precise figures 
for those countries.>> 

The flow of terrorist fighters into Iraq is the biggest obstacle 
to the peaceful reconstruction of the country, Bremer said. The 
fighting between anti-American elements and U.S. forces hasn't 
hampered the reconstruction effort so far, though, he said. 

Reconstruction of Iraq is critical to the global war on 
terrorism, he added. 

"We don't want Iraq to become a breeding ground for terrorism in 
the future," Bremer said. 

Most of the foreign fighters are coming into Iraq via "ratlines" 
from Syria, he said. 

Bremer and other Bush administration officials have repeatedly 
accused Syria of being an obstacle in the Iraq conflict, first 
by allowing shipments of military goods to Saddam Hussein before 
and during the war and now by allowing terrorists to cross the 
same border. 

Syrian officials deny interfering with U.S. efforts in Iraq. 

Some terrorists are members of Ansar al-Islam, a militant group 
linked to al-Qaida whose base in northern Iraq was wiped out by 
coalition forces early in the war, Bremer indicated. 

Ansar has regrouped and re-entered Iraq with perhaps several 
hundred members, he said. 

"They're a very dangerous group," he said. 

Bremer spent most of this week testifying in Congress in favor 
of President Bush's $87 billion request for spending on Iraq. 
About $20 billion of that request would pay for reconstruction 
projects overseen by Bremer's Coalition Provisional Authority, 
the civilian administration in Iraq. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: *Stupid cunt*
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:43:13 2003

Message:
Does the word "Tweeking" mean anything to you?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *THE PRE-HUTTON FLEET STREET REPORTING FOOLS*
Subject: *THIS IS FUNNY!!! ALL THE NEWSPAPERS HAVE JUMPED THE GUN AND ARE CALLING FOR THE RESIGNATION OF ST. PETER!!* LOL!! [THEY TOO ARE STUPID *DEMON* CUNTS MOSTLY.]* :))
Date: Fri Sep 26 20:50:29 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3141444.stm

Today's [Saturday September 27, 2003] link and related links for 
the disinterested & bored.

The Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/

The Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/

Daily Mirror:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/

The Sun:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/

Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

The Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/

Daily Telegraph: 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Fleet Street Vs. Hutton report.
Who is going to win? :)

Quoting from original link:

*Papers reach Hutton conclusions
 
  
As Lord Hutton begins writing his report on the circumstances 
surrounding the death of the weapons expert, Dr David Kelly, 
many of the papers seem already to have reached their own 
verdicts. 
The Daily Mirror's comment piece suggests that the powerful 
accusations made by the Kelly family's lawyer on Thursday - 
particularly against the Defence Secretary, Geoff Hoon - are 
bound to influence Lord Hutton. 

The Times disagrees. It believes the barrister's emotive closing 
argument is unlikely "to form the basis of Lord Hutton's 
dispassionate judgement". 

The Daily Telegraph says the inquiry has shown the BBC to be the 
most "unambiguously guilty party" in the affair, while the Sun 
is confident the judge will find the performance of BBC News to 
have been "woeful". 

But the leading article in the Guardian argues that however well 
Lord Hutton performs his task, the report will still be "an 
unsatisfactory surrogate for the inquiry we should still have" 
about the war in Iraq.* 

Quoting an Excerpt:
 
*Many of the papers seem already to have reached their own 
verdicts.*

Is that a fact?
So you the Press are a jury mostly from Australia? Unimpressive. 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 21:06:21 2003

Message:
*Australia* should read *The Land Down Under*

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 22:28:42 2003

Message:
It appears the "Hutton Inquiry" and the report (by the other 
Kelly) on WMD found in the post war Iraq (speculation says 
little to nothing) may surface around the same time.

Bush and Blair are swinging in the breeze on WMD and the 
infamous "45 minutes" at this point. Bad intell is the out.

That said, I still agree with the military action in Iraq. We 
have the biggest western knife ever assembled in the Middle East 
within slashing distance of the throat of every Islamic state 
that even thought about supporting the likes of bin Lucifer's 
bunch. Just the intell alone gathered from Afghanistan and Iraq 
on how these scumbag terrorists operate is priceless for 
stopping the bastards from getting a Quaranic hair up their ass 
and planning mass murders.

Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people 
and I believe the majority (as the first poll in post-Saddam 
Iraq indicated) love the freedoms they now have. Going into a 
polling place without giant posters of Saddam hanging on the 
wall, and more than ONE candidate on the ballot - I can't even 
imagine what that would feel like after thirty years of not 
having it.

Counting blessings here, every single day.


 

From: .44
To: Dickhead Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:23:39 2003

Message:
Dear "Traveller",

You sound just a little pissed off that someone called you on 
your bullshit. All that effort just to spew propaganda.

My oh my. Sad, really. I'll say again that your hatred of America 
has blinded you to anything resembling objectivity. 

I called you on it, and discovered that Dick Warwick cannot take 
even a small portion of what he dishes out. Proof for everyone on 
the board that you, Dick, are in fact a two-bit pussy. If you 
ever recover from your chlamydia, Dick, feel free to post 
something intelligent for once. You asked for a bitch-slap, and I 
happily delivered it to you. 

'K

Buh-bye Dickless      
                    

From: .44
To: Black Watch (aka, Dickless Warwick)
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:29:48 2003

Message:
Careful, or I'll sick RAINBOW/PUSH on your ass.     
  
                                      
     
               

From: .44
To: Dickless Warwick
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:31:16 2003

Message:
Your mom called. She's worried about you. Says that when you jerk 
off while watching Kids In The Hall, you scream out your own 
name.       

Why not give her a call, Dickie, and let her know where you are?    

                   

From: X
To:
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:25:59 2003

Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people___


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

From: X
To:
Subject: MARIE'S WORDS
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:38:53 2003

Message:
You are laughed at on a daily basis, how do you live with 
yourself?_______________________________________________________

ARE YOU INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE ALL GLAD WHEN 
YOU LEAVE FOR SEVERAL DAYS AT A TIME? OTHERWISE, WE WOULD LAUGH 
AT YOU UNTIL WE PASSED OUT.

From: Richard Warwick
To: .44
Subject: *CAREFUL BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO COURT.*
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:44:24 2003

Message:

From: Marie
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:54:14 2003

Message:
Lmao! The list of Hollyweird folks who want to spend a few min 
with UBL and Saddam is growing! And adding to the bounty, 
better watch them they are going to start roaming around caves 
like Geraldo when he wanted a piece of UBL's ass!

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:05:51 2003

Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people 
and I believe the majority (as the first poll in post-Saddam 
Iraq indicated) love the freedoms they now have. Going into a 
polling place without giant posters of Saddam hanging on the 
wall, and more than ONE candidate on the ballot - I can't even 
imagine what that would feel like after thirty years of not 
having it.

Counting blessings here, every single day.
-----------------------------------------

Can you imagine, if all we ever saw on tv was Dubya?
I mean ya know I Love him but I dont want to be beaten to death 
if I want to change the channel lol...
I am counting the blessings here too!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:29:06 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: 
Date: Fri Sep 26 23:25:59 2003 
Message:
Iraq is tough, no doubt about it. Was the post-war situation 
underestimated? Probably. Still, I believe in the Iraqi people___


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
___________________________________________

Who do you really work for? Reuters or CNN?

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:34:59 2003

Message:
Al-Jazeera lol...

From: .44
To: Dickless Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
? Non Compis Mentis? I'm WAIIIIIII-TIINNNNGGG!!!  >yawn<      
  
                 

From: .44
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:38:59 2003

Message:
Any other threats for me, stupid?      
   
                    

From: .44
To: Dickless Wartwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
I'm going to court? For what? Hurting your feelings? Who are you 
really? Arienna Huffington? You certainly bitch and moan like 
her. Take that as a compliment, Dickless: she's a Leninist just 
like you!  :)         
          
                    

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:51:16 2003

Message:
I CAN SAY ANY FUCKING THING THAT I WANT, AND I CAN EVEN THREATEN 
YOU LOSER. BUT IF YOU SAY ANYTHINGG BACK TO ME I'LL SEE YOU IN 
COURT. FUCK OFF LOSER AND DIE.                   

From: .44
To: Dickless Wartwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:37:09 2003

Message:
I did your mom awhile back, and she was GOOD!!! 

Were you adopted?    

                           

From: Marie
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:56:56 2003

Message:
Lmfao

From:
To: Richard Blowdicks
Subject: your so ugly your skank mother fed u with a sling shot
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:00:47 2003

Message:
see who in court 


  u sound like a dick suckin fag 


    fuck u and your faggot father 


     U are the board Bitch

From: Marie
To:
Subject: For the Kids!!! :-)
Date: Sat Sep 27 00:59:50 2003

Message:
By Linda D. Kozaryn
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, Sept. 25, 2003   An award-winning California
filmmaker has launched a Web site where children can
express their patriotism, send messages to the troops and
learn how to help others around the world.

The site, at www.underthestarsandstripes.com, "gives kids
a voice," said Diane Eskenazi, who has produced more than
80 children's films. The site features children's
drawings and messages, patriotic animals, sing-a-longs,
prayers for peace, child-sized historical facts, and ways
children can give to those less fortunate than
themselves. The site displays links to numerous charity
and volunteer organizations.

"After 9-11, I wanted to do something positive," Eskenazi
said. Wielding her professional skills, she visited
schools, dance studios and martial-arts academies to film
children singing classic American songs about patriotism.
Then she decided to give kids across the country a way to
express their thanks and feelings for the troops. She
also wanted them to have a chance to see other kids'
messages.

"I wanted to open their eyes up a little bit to what is
going on in the world and give them the inspiration to
think that they can make a difference   whether it's
writing the troops, uplifting someone's spirits that way,
or getting involved in some charity that helps kids here
or overseas," she said. "There's a lot of ways throughout
the Web site that kids can really feel empowered that
they can do something."

The site, which became active about three weeks ago, was
created by adults, but it's designed for children, she
said. "The whole Web site is very interactive so that
children can share with each other what's important to
them and to inspire each other.

"What I keep hearing from children," she continued, "is
that they are concerned, that they want peace. Even
children of the youngest ages express that desire. They
want to support the troops, and they want to know they're
secure."

The 9-11 terrorist attack shattered the feeling of peace,
freedom and security that the United States has known so
long, she said. "The film and the Web site focus on
what's wonderful about this country," she concluded.

From: Richard Warwick
To: OM/CF
Subject: Here is my sexy for- TEY
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:04:30 2003

Message:
I shall continue to suck a tasty penis



    and I will take a FAT cock up my sweet ass :)

    My legs are spread


      Are Yours ?    :)

From:
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 01:26:40 2003

Message:
Gay Interest Films: 1970s
... Sebastiane (1976, 90 min, UK, Paul Humfress & Derek Jarman) 
Starring: Richard Warwick,
Leonardo Treviglio Genre: Keywords: homoerotic, historical, 
erotica, ... 
users.aber.ac.uk/dgc/Gay/gay_film_1970.html - 76k - Cached - 
Similar pages

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 03:49:22 2003

Message:
I was performing a bit of fellatio when I threw my back out. I 
didn't know I was supposed to suck the other chap's "little 
richard".    lmqao                        

From: Richard Warwick
To: .22
Subject: *COME AND MEET .44 - JUST ANOTHER IN THAT LONG LINE OF VIRGIN MARY FUCKERS*
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:22:20 2003

Message:
I did your mom awhile back, and she was GOOD!!! 

Were you adopted?  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Congrats! LMAO 
No I was not but I am the product of a mad scientist in a 
laboratory.
Even if I was, if I was over the age of twelve I doubt very much 
that it would bother me.
How about you?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *FAKEY DEAD HOLLYWOOD RICHARD WARWICK*
Subject: *WHO WAS FAKE RICHARD WARWICK? IN TRUTH HIS NAME WAS RICHARD BURTON - A VERY FINE ACTOR INDEED!!* LOL!!
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:28:20 2003

Message:
I shall continue to suck a tasty penis



    and I will take a FAT cock up my sweet ass :)

    My legs are spread


      Are Yours ?    :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
This is the digitalised version? :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: .11
Subject: *BECAUSE YOU SUCK ASS RIM JOB BOY*
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:32:06 2003

Message:
I'm going to court? For what? Hurting your feelings? Who are you 
really? Arienna Huffington? You certainly bitch and moan like 
her. Take that as a compliment, Dickless: she's a Leninist just 
like you!  :)  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'm not telling. So there!

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:36:08 2003

Message:
It appears the "Hutton Inquiry" and the report (by the other 
Kelly) on WMD found in the post war Iraq (speculation says 
little to nothing) may surface around the same time.
---------------------------------------------------------
There are and will never be WMD found in Iraq.

Bush and Blair are swinging in the breeze on WMD and the 
infamous "45 minutes" at this point. Bad intell is the out.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yes they are but it is notoriously difficult to have one of 
these people resign.

That said, I still agree with the military action in Iraq.
-----------------------------------------------------------
In "essence" so do I. At that time I simply could not support an 
idealised version of the world where we sat around doing 
nothing. Clearly things could and should have been done better. 
Hopefully they will be done better from now on. We'll see.

From: X
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:49:15 2003

Message:
The 9-11 terrorist attack shattered the feeling of peace,
freedom and security that the United States has known so
long, she said.__________________________________________________


GOOD! IT'S ABOUT TIME AMERICA LEARNED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 
REALITY. 

From: X
To: MARIE
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:53:38 2003

Message:
Can you imagine, if all we ever saw on tv was Dubya?
I mean ya know I Love him but I dont want to be beaten to death_

OH, PLEASE MARIE, BE BEATEN TO DEATH! WE'D ALL LOVE IT!

From: X
To: RICHARD WARWICK
Subject: .11
Date: Sat Sep 27 10:56:24 2003

Message:
Dear "Traveller",

You sound just a little pissed off that someone called you on 
your bullshit. All that effort just to spew propaganda.__________

BOY, HE/IT SURE GETS PISSED OFF WHEN HE GETS SLAPPED DOWN LIKE A 
10-YEAR-OLD PUNK, DOESN'T HE? SPEWS OUT HIS BLIND FAIRY-TALE 
PROPAGANDA, AND EXPECTS TO BE VIEWED AS SOMETHING WITH MORE THAN 
ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO BE ABLE TO CHEW HIS FOOD......IT AINT 
GONNA HAPPEN.....



From: .44
To: X-nerd
Date: Sat Sep 27 15:31:32 2003

Message:
I thought you would have taken yourself out of the gene pool by 
now. X/Richard Wartdick ought to get a hobby. How about Nambla 
Scouts?  :)           
                                         

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Sat Sep 27 17:35:07 2003

Message:
I'll stick you in a courtroom too! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *X, .44, Marie, Merlyn, anonymous, 99% of all the other handles*
Date: Sat Sep 27 19:36:18 2003

Message:
Well you crass fools who post here (I'll disclude om/cf plus a 
couple of other posters, God knows who - they came and went in a 
Flash!!)
My entrance on the world stage is just around the corner - I'll 
try and get it done with lightning and thunder .. :)
But first I was thinking of a six month holiday and a nice time 
on the beach (I'll fuck all the girls of Honolulu first and then 
move onto the Bahamas: that's right! Fuck 'em all by stealth!! 
If you're not sure use a condom. If you are totally uncertain 
try meditational sex from two opposite comfy chairs, a bottle of 
Bell's up your arse and a Van de Graaf's generator stuck in 
between. If that doesn't work try an appropriately insulated 
electrical pylon running along the cieling in a line that 
coincides between the top of your head and the top of your 
partner[s!] LOL!! and stick 240 volts through it. Works every 
time.)

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 21:05:15 2003

Message:
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! GOD BLESS WRIGLEY FIELD!!!! GOD BLESS 
CLARK AND ADDISON!!!! GOD BLESS THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND 
INDUSRTRY!!!! WHOOPS, GOT CARRIED AWAY. GOD DAMN, THEY FUCKIN 
WON THE DIVISION!!!!

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

From: Om/cf
To:
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:46:39 2003

Message:
Just once in my life I want to see the Cubs win a World Series. 
CONGRATS TO OM/CF AND THE GREAT NL TOWN OF CHICAGO!!!           

From:
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:52:16 2003

Message:
We have a Tesla coil at our house. Mom doesnt let me bring girls 
over on the weekend. I am a busy boy.           

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *CHICAGO. ONE OF THE FIVE SPRIRITUAL SENTRIES >>> OH I SLEEP NOW AN' HAV A REAL NICE ASTRO PROJECT K?*
Date: Sat Sep 27 22:54:36 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SAN FRANSISCO. ONE OF THE FIVE FINGERS IN MY SISSY-CLIT ANUS. OH I MASTURBATE NOW AN' HAV A REAL NICE NAP WITH MY DADDY 'K?*
Date: Sun Sep 28 01:17:09 2003

Message:
Did you bet on my alter ego X to spank me like a schoolgirl?      

From:
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 01:49:45 2003

Message:
WHAT'S THE MATTER WARWICK? 101st ON YOUR ASS? GOT YOU MOVING DO 
THEY? 

From: Sebastiane
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Sep 28 02:04:30 2003

Message:
I AM your daddy!          

From: Richard Warwick
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: *XANADU. ONE OF THE FIVE FUTURE PLANETARY FORCES>>>I JUST GO NOW ON THE SPACE ROCKET K?* THX! CHEERS!
Date: Sun Sep 28 07:46:37 2003

Message:
I AM my own daddy!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *JUST MAKING UP THE GUEST LIST AND PATTING THE LAST BITS DOWN*
Date: Sun Sep 28 07:50:43 2003

Message:
WHAT'S THE MATTER WARWICK? 101st ON YOUR ASS? GOT YOU MOVING DO 
THEY? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
What do you mean?
Room 101 in the Orwellian sense or in the sense of the stupid 
cunt boy show on TV?
101 in the sense of a prime number or in the sense of your non-
longevity?
Perhaps we should chuck Cruella de Gruel in there somewhere? 
LMAO!!

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Sun Sep 28 09:01:32 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?
____________________________

Nah. I've learned over the years all sports are fixed, and they 
are fixed against me. I did buy a couple tickets for a $126 
million lottery drawing this week. Same deal - it's just not 
meant to be. I'd try bank robbery, but whats the point, may as 
well go directly to the police station and lock myself up 
beforehand.

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
sucks his dead mothers asshole

From:
To: RIchard Warlick
Subject: Sucks His Dead Mother's Asshole
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:06:20 2003

Message:
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From:
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From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *TRY NOT TO ROUGH THEM UP TOO MUCH BUT GRAB THEIR EXTRATERRESTIAL WAL-LET!!* :))
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:12:12 2003

Message:
Did you bet on Cubs to win?
____________________________

Nah. I've learned over the years all sports are fixed, and they 
are fixed against me. I did buy a couple tickets for a $126 
million lottery drawing this week. Same deal - it's just not 
meant to be. I'd try bank robbery, but whats the point, may as 
well go directly to the police station and lock myself up 
beforehand.
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Put on a hat, gloves and all the appropriate apparel and whack 
someone who deserves it from behind in a dark alleyway.
Unconcious?
Good! :)
If not keep them face down.
On all accounts say nothing ...
Tie their hands behind their back with that silver stuff.
Grab their WAL-LET!!
What is a WAL-LET??
It is an extraterrestially designed invention ...
That is the WAL-LET!! LOL!! 

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *WHO WANTS TO DO A "JESUS CHRIST" MUGGING?* LOL!!
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:22:23 2003

Message:
Fancy a Rolex? :)
In addition to the aforementioned consider the following:
Does that shit deserve it?
Go for it with my blessing! :)
Furthermore, here are some extra pointers:
(1) Remember that you are more often than not on CCTV. If you 
have the gumption to plan a local mugging then make sure you 
know exactly where they all are and remember that they're 
recording your actions. It is therefore unadvised to don your 
hat and your gloves whilst within these localities for these can 
only draw upon you the suspicion that you wish to enact a crime.
(2) It does indeed pay to know the local area inside out. This 
way if your crime is detected you will know all of the getaways 
and the escape routes. Plan your crime on foot and without an 
accomplice.
(3) Carry no weapon except for that silver tape which you 
purchased a year ago in Botswana because that way if you get 
caught they can hold far less against you at the sentencing. It 
therefore pays to be physically strong if you are planning your 
mugging against your preselected fucking cunt. :)
(4) If you are planning burglary then do not press your ear 
against the window you stupid cunt!
(5) If you are planning a murder then consider your motive 
extremely carefully because unless fabulous sums of money are 
involved and the victim is a fucking cunt that deserves it then 
personally I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole!! LOL!!

More Crime detection evasion techniques later. Thx.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 10:48:00 2003

Message:
I have seen the *let us shortly assess whether the fucking cunt 
deserves it or not* effect!!

From: Ea
To: Richard the Blowdick
Subject: What a fuckin joke !!!
Date: Sun Sep 28 16:34:33 2003

Message:
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

       ______________________________________________



          A  millionaire who spends ALL his time on a message
 board. You truely are a pathetic piece of shit. Lets thank God 
for computers for without them you would be completely rejected. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *DID YOU FORGET TO BUY THE SILVER TAPE?*
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:39:33 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()

From: Richard Warwick
To: Ea
Subject: *What a fuckin joke !!!*
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:43:21 2003

Message:
No.
What is it?
I am a millionaire by the way.

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          A  millionaire who spends ALL his time on a message
 board. You truely are a pathetic piece of shit. Lets thank God 
for computers for without them you would be completely rejected.
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Well let's see. I woke up to find "stupid *demon* cunt" Marie 
lying next to me - mouth slightly parted and snoring gently ...
But that's another story. :)
Wait! I get it!
I woke up this morning and got onto this site and I pressed F5 
continuously [I'm trying to rig up a contraption that does this 
for me automatically] absolutely desperate to see if I had 
posted anything up yet. :))
Actually I threw a great party. Charlize Theron gatecrashed it 
and that made me unhappy. I therefore offered her a lobotomy in 
return for a cheque made out to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling. She wouldn't do it though - don't know why so I then 
scaled down and offered shock treatment instead, didn't want 
that either, told her I'd just make her a computer ... didn't 
want that either. Gave up the chase. Had her thrown out. And 
that is Truly what happened to start off the day. LOL!!

From: awm
To: all
Subject: same
Date: Sun Sep 28 17:57:09 2003

Message:
same old people,you all talk the same when are realy going to 
face life and be real,i hope that i will live long enough to see 
it,however i will return to check on this board next three 
months and wish that you will be wiser

From: Ea
To: awm
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:24:31 2003

Message:
Yes !! Now i am wiser,  thank you, imagine how wise i will 
become in 3 months. 

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: It SHOULD grow on tree's
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:06:04 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()
--------------------------------------------------------

Im not really in need of money, in fact I've got everything I 
need and more than most. I really have nothing to complain about 
but it's human nature to complain and want more from life. Just 
dreaming of owning a party yacht in the Caribbean loaded with 
really dumb bikini models is all. Mugging individuals is out of 
bounds - I couldn't bring myself to rob another person who most 
probably has less cash in his wallet than me. The back thing 
though...I mean the money is federally insured so all the people 
get their money back, eventually.

HA! Speaking of insurance - WHAT A FUCKIN SCAM THAT IS!! No, I 
won't be getting paid for a tree falling on my car, on my 
property. It seems damage from falling tree's are covered [in 
the tiny weeny fime print] if they fall onto the house and 
damage the house and there are a great many special 
circumstances that negate those claims. The Insurance game - 
that's where the big money is.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *Anyone interested*
Subject: *HOW TO GET THE LUNAR PHASE ON THE INTERNET BY EXAMPLE OR DIG THOSE MINARETS THEY'RE ALL MINE TOO* :)
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:16:13 2003

Message:
http://www.lunaroutreach.org/

http://islam.about.com/library/weekly/aa060401a.htm

Today's links for the disinterested & bored.

By the way, you can tell that we have just passed through the 
new moon because if you look up at the sky at night you will see 
that the lunar crescent is on the right. The left hand crescent 
for the illuminated section of the moon is the case if we are 
just about to pass through the new moon phase. During the new 
moon it is pretty much blanked out from the sky because the 
Earth is sitting between where it is and the position of the sun 
[it is the rays of the sun coming from a position below the 
hemisphere that lights up the moon at night.]

Quoting from the 2nd link:

*The crescent moon and star symbol actually pre-dates Islam by 
several thousand years.* 

I am interested by the fact that though the flags of countries 
like Pakistan or Tunisia which are primarily Islamic countries 
depict the crescent of the moon to the left [i.e. prior to 
entering the new moon] - if there is a solid one sculpted say 
onto the top of a minaret then if you walk around it 360 degrees 
you will observe 3 phenomena:

(1) Going towards the new moon lunar phase.
(2) The new moon itself.
(3) Going away from the new moon phase.

ENTITLED: How to miss out the full moon completely: ;)
There would appear however to be two new moons as one's eyes 
coincide with the side on view of the crescent and star which 
means that there should be no significance attached to whether 
one is to walk clockwise or anticlockwise around it .. 

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Sep 28 18:49:46 2003

Message:
Since you are in recent times strapped for cash and since you 
are surely waiting for the money for the tree that fell on your 
car, I was just wondering if you had tried out one of my 
muggings yet and if so, how much money did you get? :()
--------------------------------------------------------

Im not really in need of money, in fact I've got everything I 
need and more than most. I really have nothing to complain about 
but it's human nature to complain and want more from life. Just 
dreaming of owning a party yacht in the Caribbean loaded with 
really dumb bikini models is all. Mugging individuals is out of 
bounds - I couldn't bring myself to rob another person who most 
probably has less cash in his wallet than me. The back thing 
though...I mean the money is federally insured so all the people 
get their money back, eventually.

HA! Speaking of insurance - WHAT A FUCKIN SCAM THAT IS!! No, I 
won't be getting paid for a tree falling on my car, on my 
property. It seems damage from falling tree's are covered [in 
the tiny weeny fime print] if they fall onto the house and 
damage the house and there are a great many special 
circumstances that negate those claims. The Insurance game - 
that's where the big money is.
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Lloyd's of London ... 
Yes! That's where the big money is! :)
Apart from that I agree but it does demonstrate how completely 
and utterly materialistic modern Western society has become.
Pathetic really. I on the other hand adhere to the view that 
money is worth striving for if you're going to get specifically 
that yacht thing you were talking about .. ;)
Too bad about the tree.
Was that covered by your policy incidentally?

From: shitball
To: all those sick of these fuckers
Subject: board whores
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:20:12 2003

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From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE IRANIAN AND KOREAN ACCUSATIONS BY THE U.S.A. THAT THEY ARE DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS*
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:11:03 2003

Message:
Sorry about this - I am not anti-American, many of my friends 
happen to be American but here is the reason why the U.S.A. are 
threatening to go to war against North Korea and Iran.
[I do however agree that North Korea has something of an 
oppressive regime that could do with some improving]
The only reason is that both countries got nuclear power 
stations built by the Russians because the Russians got 
commissioned due to an [ahem!] price differential ..
The U.S.A. are all sore about missing out on their further and 
ever continuing enrichment at the expense of the rest of the 
world.

Love me or loathe me it is actually quite ironic in my 
opinion. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 20:47:10 2003

Message:
I have seen the *define irony* effect!!

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: The Wacky Things Those Mullah's Say
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:16:09 2003

Message:
Iran Remains Defiant About Nuclear Program
Sun Sep 28, 2:24 PM ET 

By Parinoosh Arami 

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's foreign ministry said on Sunday Tehran 
would not give up its nuclear program, including uranium 
enrichment, despite international pressure to prove it is not 
developing atomic weapons. 

"Abandoning peaceful nuclear activities >or enrichment< is not 
something that Iran is ready to compromise on," foreign ministry 
spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told a weekly news conference. 

(snip)


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?
tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030928/wl_nm/iran_nuclear_dc_3 

From: Richard Warwick
To: British Broadcasting Corporation
Subject: *INVOICE TIME*
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:25:26 2003

Message:
I just at the request of the BBC - specifically News 24, 
TimeLine, Gavin Esler and interviewees an exclusive look at me.
I am now invoicing you to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling.
You may reuse the pics all you like.
You know the address send along this week please.
Thank you.  

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *INVOICE TIME*
Date: Sun Sep 28 22:40:46 2003

Message:
Meant *gave*
Whoops! My mistake!

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 23:31:42 2003

Message:
Don't be surprised, I'm doing the French mistake. WAA-LAA!!     

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Sep 28 23:31:42 2003

Message:
I'm all girlie! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!       

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY,PUSSY FAKE
Date: Mon Sep 29 00:57:41 2003

Message:
LAME.

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY, PUSSY FAKE
Date: Mon Sep 29 03:02:48 2003

Message:
MY 3" COCK, THAT IS. NO OFFENCE.                          

From: DonkeyNutz
To: om/cf and that bitch Marie
Subject: .44 wanking material
Date: Mon Sep 29 03:53:48 2003

Message:
Jesus Christ, 
Willis is a fucken actor, dooo yooooou heeeear? A fuckin actor 
that's all who gives a flying fuck what he thinks. If he wanted 
to be a fuckin paratrooper he had plenty of time to choose that 
option didn't he. cheap fucking words ' I wanted to fight with 
you guys!' yeah, right fuck off!! He's a shite actor, an even 
worse singer, and he couldn't even give Demi a proper boning to 
keep her happy, guess he's a regular american guy

From: THE REAL X
To: PHONY, PUSSY FAKE
Subject: UNEDUCATED CUNTBOY
Date: Mon Sep 29 06:24:53 2003

Message:
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From:
To: THE REAL ARSEHOLE
Date: Mon Sep 29 07:22:46 2003

Message:
O-F-F-E-N-C-E

(Oxford english dictionary)




















Doughnut.

From: Richard Warwick
To: British Broadcasting Corporation
Subject: *REMINDER ABOUT THE INVOICE*
Date: Mon Sep 29 07:55:03 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: British Broadcasting Corporation 
Subject: *INVOICE TIME* 
Date: Sun Sep 28 21:25:26 2003 
Message:
I just at the request of the BBC - specifically News 24, 
TimeLine, Gavin Esler and interviewees an exclusive look at me.
I am now invoicing you to the tune of one million pounds 
Sterling.
You may reuse the pics all you like.
You know the address send along this week please.
Thank you.  
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It is customary and polite to provide me with a response prior 
to sending me this sum. Would you care to provide me with an 
appropriate response within today? Thank you.

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: WartyPrick
Date: Mon Sep 29 10:38:42 2003

Message:
I want to fuck your eyeballs out of their sockets, and feel your 
brain around my bell-end

From: Richard Warwick
To: ButtFuckBillie
Subject: *JESUS CHRIST ESCORT SERVICES* ;)
Date: Mon Sep 29 11:24:01 2003

Message:
I want to fuck your eyeballs out of their sockets, and feel your 
brain around my bell-end
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And that is your selfstyled introduction?
You amuse me.
Unfortunately I cannot recall anyone introducing my person to 
you.
Would you kindly escort the devil to the door?
Thank you! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *GO AND RAPE & KILL RONNIE DAY.*
Date: Mon Sep 29 12:16:53 2003

Message:
But which Ronnie?
Is that the Ronnie with the clown act?
Or is that the Ronnie with the clown act?
[Confused.]
Okay. Try this:
Is that the Ronnie with the makeup and clown suit on?
Or is that the Ronnie with the makeup and clown suit on?
[Yikes!!]
Is that the Ronnie out of that Stephen King novel?
Or is that the Ronnie out of that Stephen King novel?
[Jesus!! I admit defeat!] :)

Which one?
Which Ronnie?
Try Ladbrokes.
You decide not me.

From: om/cf
To: DonkeyNutz
Date: Mon Sep 29 14:18:42 2003

Message:
Jesus Christ, 
Willis is a fucken actor, dooo yooooou heeeear? A fuckin actor 
that's all who gives a flying fuck what he thinks. If he wanted 
to be a fuckin paratrooper he had plenty of time to choose that 
option didn't he. cheap fucking words ' I wanted to fight with 
you guys!' yeah, right fuck off!! He's a shite actor, an even 
worse singer, and he couldn't even give Demi a proper boning to 
keep her happy, guess he's a regular american guy
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! You are soooo wrong, maaaan! Bruce 
could have singlehandedly killed the entire Iraqi army using 
only a compass, a kbar knife, and .45 pistol with a never ending 
clip. OH, and a Zippo lighter and 100 cartons of cigarettes, and 
a pack of Wrigly gum. And maybe a baseball bat and some 
nunchucks, but that's it, that's all he would need to invade 
Iraq. Possibly a couple a cases of Jack Daniels too.

A compass, a knife, a .45, a lighter, cigarettes, gum, ballbat, 
nunchucks,and whiskey....and a flamethrower, and some killer 
Clombian weed and a ceramic skull bong - but that is all Bruce 
would need to run a low budget Invasion.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:22:40 2003

Message:
...and a case of Trojans

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:23:25 2003

Message:
...maybe effective body lice shampoo too.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *WHO WOULD FANCY A RESEARCH GRANT?* :))
Subject: *THE TRUE REASON FOR HIGH BREAST CANCER RATES IN BRITAIN*
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:39:50 2003

Message:
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/uknews/news20030416.shtml

Quoting:

*Viking gene blamed for women's cancer 
Source: The Guardian 
Date: 16/04/2003 
Several papers today, including the Guardian, report on the 
latest discoveries about the Vikings and their links to cancer 
in the UK. Researchers report in the British Journal of Cancer 
that they tracked 107 families through genetics clinics in 
Scotland and Northern Ireland, and found nearly 400 cases of 
breast cancer and 150 cases of ovarian cancer. They discovered 
that the genetic mutations that had caused the cancers had 
common ancestries, preserved in the more closely knit Scottish 
and northern Irish societies. One of the mutations matched a 
mutation common in Scandinavia, and it could be traced back to 
Viking raiders who settled in Britain* 
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I will independently confirm.

From: SOUTH_PORKED_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 15:43:04 2003

Message:
I have seen the *thanks for sorting out our titties but I just 
want to do the Space War* effect!! LOL!!

From: concience
To: humanity
Date: Fri Oct 19 23:57:42 2001

Message:
why cant we all just get along man... i mean come on, theres 
been enuff tragedy, live an let live. in the name of God?

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 17:00:18 2003

Message:
I do believe this site is being misused

From: Seth
To: US President, Sarah Matravers, Chancellor of Exchequer, Richard Warwick, Shakespeare & Co., Her Majesty the Queen, S. Raworth, God even*
Subject: *WHATEVER THAT MEANS*
Date: Mon Sep 29 17:27:06 2003

Message:
Gimme the money or I'll shop your soul at the next full moon. :)

From: Ea
To:
Subject: love me daddy
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:31:20 2003

Message:
I am here once again to insult Richard Blowdick, it is very 
humerous to me to read his retard rebutles, just what this board 
needed another lonely homo-sexual, striving for the attention 
his gay father never showed him, so fuck u Blowdick and here's 
to me, courtesy of old No. 7 .

From: Richard Warwick
To: Ea
Subject: *love me daddy? Okay!* LOL!!
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:56:06 2003

Message:
I am here once again to insult Richard Blowdick, it is very 
humerous to me to read his retard rebutles, just what this board 
needed another lonely homo-sexual, striving for the attention 
his gay father never showed him, so fuck u Blowdick and here's 
to me, courtesy of old No. 7 .
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I am here once again to insult Richard Warwick. It is very 
humourous/humorous for[?] me to read his retard rebuttals: just 
what this board needed another lonely homosexual, striving for 
the attention his gay father never showed him, so fuck you 
Warwick and here's to you, courtesy of old No. 7 .

Thanks! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: *I GUESS AN AIDS CURE IS LOW PRIORITY FOR YOU - IT IS SIMPLY ON THE BASIS OF MY FINANCIAL STATUS*
Subject: *LOOKING THROUGH ARCHIVES*
Date: Mon Sep 29 18:59:59 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: Fuck of the Mountain 
Subject: *ANYONE FOR THE A.I.D.S. CURE?* 
Date: Mon Apr 21 04:18:13 2003 
Message:
(3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*.
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Actually not. For (3) I have in mind *The Theory of the A.I.D.S 
cure*. Now what would the hungry whore like to do about that? I 
suggest the hungry whore reads it and weeps.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THE SPECIAL SOUL REMOVAL SERVICES*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:20:57 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3147676.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

*Police are investigating an allegation a teenager was raped in 
an incident reportedly involving eight Premiership footballers. 
Scotland Yard has confirmed a 17-year-old girl made a complaint 
at a central London Police station on Saturday.*

All that money. Better get yourselves some good lawyers.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *ITALY POWERCUT*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:27:54 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3147838.stm

Quoting:

*The Telegraph traces the blackout to the moment a falling tree 
brought down a power-line in Switzerland.*

Yes well you are now just being silly! :) 



*

From: Dracula
To:
Subject: *I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THIS DRACULA*
Date: Mon Sep 29 19:53:10 2003

Message:
Well guess what?
I am! :)
I tell you what, send me along some of the Euros [usual address] 
and I'll see who I can do.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *DRACULA - V.I.P. KING OF VAMPIRES - KILLS OTHER VAMPIRES AS HOBBY. SUCKS HUMANS DRY TOO.*
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:27:46 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Translyvanian bat-blood* effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To: *JOURNALISTS INVESTIGATING THIS. LOL!!*
Subject: *IDENTITY "CRISIS" - SORRY MEANT "LEAK": WATER LEAK? "WHITE HOUSE WATER LEAK". THAT'S THE ONE!* :))
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:31:24 2003

Message:
We note similiar evasive tactics as President Bush leaves the 
room as a related question has been asked. 

Whoever it was getting into the car and denying to the 
journalist at the white house that he leaked the name is not 
telling the truth.

Proof: All he said was *no* bowed his head slightly as he got 
into his car and then *good day*
If on the other hand he had defiantly gone up to the TV camera 
and had uttered something like *you goddamn bitch even 
SUGGESTING that I could be involved in this. If you really 
believe the shit you stir then you go prove it ...* etc. etc.

But then again he didn't.

It's a bit like whoever should be all squeaky clean like me 
should be the one that gets to cast the first stone. Nailed you, 
stupid bitch journalist! :)


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:50:33 2003

Message:
I have seen the unkillable red-haired journalist angrily waving 
a sound boom effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 20:59:09 2003

Message:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/09/29/wilson.cia/index.html

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 23:34:34 2003

Message:
Don't make me repeat myself.               

From:
To:
Date: Mon Sep 29 23:37:14 2003

Message:
Don't make me repeat myself.                   

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:12:28 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.              

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:12:28 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.              

From: THE REAL RICHARD WARWICK
To: FAKE PUSSY
Date: Tue Sep 30 00:51:56 2003

Message:
I like how I repeat what others say.
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WHAT IS YOUR POINT?                         

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Subject: *YOU FORGOT THE ASTERISKS*
Date: Tue Sep 30 01:50:08 2003

Message:
You forgot them.
What is YOUR point?
Take 20 years and divide by 1000 girls . ..
What do you get?
Essentially 1 girl per 7.30 days during a barmy 20 year period.
If therefore one would wish to fuck 1000 girls then get yourself 
one per week essentially.
If you can't stand the idea then get yourself a JOB!

From: DonkeyNutz
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Sep 30 06:15:51 2003

Message:
Okay, fair enough, I just get sooo angry in the afternoons for 
some reason. Bruce made bald guys cool so he should be venerated 
for that fact alone.

From: ButtFuckBillie
To: Richard ShitOnHis Prick
Subject: closing in on you
Date: Tue Sep 30 06:20:51 2003

Message:
I live in Woking, and I am going to find you you fucker and 
anbush you outside Tesco's and then fuck your eye sockets.

From: Richard Warwick
To: ButtFuckBillie
Subject: *closing in on you *
Date: Tue Sep 30 07:20:07 2003

Message:
I live in Woking, and I am going to find you you fucker and 
anbush you outside Tesco's and then fuck your eye sockets.
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I know!
Sainsbury's!! :)
That is the answer.
Do you hear me ButtFuckBillie? LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TONY BLAIR*
Date: Tue Sep 30 07:22:58 2003

Message:
This asshole promised me 2 million by Monday.
What a lying sack of shit!!
He had his chance and lost it.
He used to come round and insist to me that *here was the 
writing of History*
Though I do not disagree, *Actions speak louder than words*
Tony Blair was put upon God's Earth to write me out a cheque.
He never did.
Though I hold absolutely nothing against the man I did suggest 
to him that he considered improving his security because of all 
those people baying for blood.
Tony Blair is fun actually.
My kind of Prime Minister.
More please! :)
I like cream on top of my currant bun too please!
Thanks. :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:14:08 2003

Message:
It's not all bad - I have seen the St. Peter effect! LOL!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DENTS IN THE BODYWORK CAN AND SHOULD BE CAUSED BY THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY.*
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:15:29 2003

Message:
Somewhere.
On a runway ..
I have seen the exploding Easy Jet 767 ... :)
Watch my girl go! :))

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *I CAN ONLY GO ONE WAY - I DON'T HAVE A REVERSE GEAR*
Date: Tue Sep 30 12:24:19 2003

Message:
I think the point here is that a U-turn may look like a 
politically crippling decision.
On the other hand consider the case where one is armed with a 
legitimate justification.
If that particular justification was to be properly explained 
publicly then consider spinning like a top ... :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:11:03 2003

Message:
I have seen the *lady is consistently turning* effect!!

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *MULLER - HOW TO GET THE ASSAILANT*
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:28:01 2003

Message:
This is easy.
Track that park 24h.
Done.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *DAMIEN HIRST IS THE REINCARNATION OF LEONARDO DA VINCI* :))
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:32:25 2003

Message:
*Shelves with the sea shells suck like sailors shitholes*
Say it! LOL!!
What else is new?
Well we went from room to room at the New Tate slamming 
everything through with a common domestic appliance ... :))

From: billy bob
To: osama
Subject: die
Date: Sun Sep 30 17:26:34 2001

Message:
die to all you all

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: *HERE'S A [GUINNESS BOOK] WORLD RECORD!!! - I JUST DID IT FOR YOU NOW ACTUALLY* :)
Date: Tue Sep 30 13:51:47 2003

Message:
I have seen *The Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sick Sheep's Sick 
Sixth Shearer's Sick Sixth Sheila's Sick Sixth Seashell* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Tue Sep 30 14:08:04 2003

Message:
*She sponges sailors' shitholes on the seashore?*
No. :(
Too late!

From: Spinning Out of Control
To: Portly Sore Dick
Subject: I want to burn out maurice saatchi jew-fuck's eyes out with those stupid glasses he wears and the help of the midday arizona sun
Date: Tue Sep 30 16:41:25 2003

Message:
Damien Hirst is a talentless shlock-jock fucko. Bourgois cunt-
fucks love him cos it makes upper-middle class limp-dicks feel 
like they can get a fucking hard-on. Sharks in fish-tanks, oh 
please fuck off.

From: Richard