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From: Someone
To: no-one
Date: Fri Jul 12 01:30:23 2002

Message:
Your stupid comments show that you really live up to your 
assumed name.

From: Slayer
To: Anyone
Subject: This Site
Date: Fri Jul 12 07:48:07 2002

Message:
Is tumbled accross this site when I was boerd and Typed 'Mudda 
Fucker' at a search bar on a search engine.  When i saw the 
Afghan-Government website i thought 'Cool i can find out about 
what the new government is doing rebuild its fucked up country'  
What i did find though was a site with the WTC being blown to 
fuck, which almost said to at first 'Hey we Afghani government 
fuks were in some way responsible for blowing the fuck out of 
those buildings and parts of your economy' Which is a bit of a 
bad political move.  However when I started reading the posts 
the on the site I found out that the fucken Afghani fucked up 
governments official site it looks like is totally fucked up by 
a bunch no good Fuckers.  We'll the fact is that is infested by 
a buch of wankers.  When really discussions about terrosim that 
should sound relativley smart should be on the site, that 
however is not present.  So i am going to say one thing that I 
would like to on this site and that is that America derserved 
every last bit of damage that occurred on S11 to their country 
(except for the 200+ people that died (may they rest in peace) 
and I wish the dudes that did crippled america in some more less 
violent way) because America is the Must Exploitive country 
around ans should be tried for crimes against humnanity.  These 
crimes would involve the million lives lost in Indonesia from 
Suharto put in power from Americans, thousands in Mexico from 
the dude they hept in power, and the millions in south america 
that America is killing indirectly and the rest of the countries 
that America is keeping a third world country because the US is 
exploting them which results in the citizans of those countries 
dying of diseases which could have been readily available if it 
was a better country.  Why does America do this?  The excuse 
that every Fuck Presedient has given is that it is a to Make 
America great and strong, my fucken arse its to make America 
great and strong whenever some fuck president says that its 
simple to gain more money for the Americans governmnets pocket 
which is wrong because it is quite often done at the expense of 
the other countries.  I am not saying that americans are just a 
bunch of fucked up Fucks, personally I believe the American 
people are pretty cool, however the American government is 
pretty fucked and As Martin Luther King said 'My Government is 
the worlds leading pervurer (did i spell that right?) of 
violence.  I would have say that with the exception of the 
soviet union the Martin Luther was not wrong.  SO overall I'd 
just like to put somehting worthwhile on this site and something 
that dosent have a swearwrod in it every fucken 2 sentences.  If 
you dont like my post then i dont give  Fuck but if you do then 
Yipideefuckendooda thats nice.
Slayer 

From: U know me
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 08:35:56 2002

Message:
Carol take your warty cunt somewhere else. I'm gonna drink 
twenty pints, then break the seal and piss all over your face.

From: no one
To: Someone
Date: Fri Jul 12 09:07:07 2002

Message:
bite me

From: Carol
To: u know who
Subject: slime pit
Date: Fri Jul 12 09:05:59 2002

Message:
u r a slime pit, and not worthy of the slime you wallow in. This 
site is a slime pit and the site owner is u know who. Fuck off 
ass hole we know who u r 

From: Indian Doctor
To: Carol
Date: Fri Jul 12 09:32:50 2002

Message:
Did you not like it when my Pakistani partner double penetrated 
you again last night?  You were really drunk.  Do you not even 
remember?

From: Fake Carol
To: Stupid Fuck/ Indian Doctor
Subject: Did you know?
Date: Fri Jul 12 10:26:53 2002

Message:
Did you know you are a stupid fuck? Isn't that funny???

From: Indian Doctor
To: Carol
Date: Fri Jul 12 10:41:44 2002

Message:
Not as funny as you getting double penetrated by my Pakistani 
partner and I.

From: Don't know do ya
To: Stupid fuck
Subject: Penatration
Date: Fri Jul 12 11:38:20 2002

Message:
Yes it is. isn't that funny? 

From: Don't know do ya
To: stupid fuck
Date: Fri Jul 12 11:39:38 2002

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Tue Jun 18 09:50:55 2002 
Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
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From: A True American Patriot
To: posers
Subject: You are all idiots!!!
Date: Fri Jul 12 11:35:36 2002

Message:
Can you not find any other way to fill your pathetic and empty 
lives other than cuss and swear at other people about 
nonsense??  You know that swearing is a strong sign of a weak 
mind..........how weak minded do you really need to be????

From: Facts Finder
To: The Board.
Date: Fri Jul 12 08:59:27 2002

Message:
The person who started this site is a genious, no wonder he call 
me dumb. After so long and still so many posting. Keep it up. I 
don't know who you are but you are great. Turn this into 
business.  I am sure you will do well. Take care. God Bless.

From: North Carolina Gal
To: hold your noses!
Subject: I got my PERIOD this week
Date: Fri Jul 12 12:06:51 2002

Message:
Between the heat and the farting and my well used kotex cunt 
rag, my pussy is smelling a little funky right now. I will be 
taking Ivory soap and washing my twat and asshole really good 
andchange my cunt rag and panties.  ANYONE WANNA LICK MY PUSSY?

From: CC
To: North Carolina Gal
Subject: I lick your bloody cunt
Date: Fri Jul 12 12:09:44 2002

Message:
I will lick your bloody cunt now and the little balls of shit 
from your cunt hairs.  You are my favorite cunt on this board 
aside from Walter.

From: Don't know do ya
To: u know who
Subject: u suck
Date: Fri Jul 12 12:18:33 2002

Message:
u suck, isn't that funny?

From: posters
To: A True American Patriot
Date: Fri Jul 12 12:31:54 2002

Message:
Pointing out the short coming of others is another sign of 
weakness and low self esteem.

From: Board Goat
To: EVERYONE!
Subject: RESPECT THE SITE OWNER
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:07:21 2002

Message:
Do you realize that the WEBMASTER can shut down this site any 
time he damned well pleases?  You better watch how you talk to 
him or else you will try to post one day and find it just like 
Czrnival Cruise.  A WORD TO THE WISE:  Say only NICE THINGS to 
the webmaster but flame on each other all you like.



MY FIVE LINE LIMIT ABOVE!  EAT SHIT EVERYBODY!

From: Mr Rodgers
To: Board Goat
Subject: Don't give a shit
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:10:30 2002

Message:
I don't give a shit, isn't that funny? u know who is a pussy, 
isn't that funny? This site is a joke. isn't that funny? You can 
eat shit, isn't that funny?

From: Don't know do ya
To: web master
Subject: u suck
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:13:40 2002

Message:
isn't that funny? 

From: Don't know do ya?
To: Web master
Subject: shit eater
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:14:18 2002

Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
      UDNS1.ULTRADNS.NET 
      UDNS2.ULTRADNS.NET 
 


From: CC
To: A True American Patriot
Subject: fuck off pussy
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:07:21 2002

Message:
WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU AN AUTHORITY?  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND 
ENJOY THE BOARD.  I BE FUCKEN YOUR DEAD MAMA TONIGHT.,RIGHT 
AFTER I GIVE HER A JERI CURL TREATMENT ON HER HEAD AND PUSSY 
TAILS.

From: CC
To: WALTER
Subject: My cock and balls ......
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:23:24 2002

Message:
My hairy cock and balls rubbed up against the tip of your hairy 
dick.  You are not circumsized therefore, I have to peel back 
yoru foreskin with my lips and suck out the smegma.  Some say 
your cock is dirty, but I say it is fine with me.  Nice how you 
got to spend last weekend with me in canada, we ate out each 
other's cunts and then we fucked each other in the asshole.  We 
had SEVEN CASES of BEER BY NOON because we are fucken 
alcohlolics!  Anyone that posts on this mother fucker is an 
alcoholic or an alcohlic wannabee, because they gotta be as sick 
as we are.  Walter, I brought you a nice diamond ring for our 
gaywedding.  We will have it here in Canada in my back yard and 
then later we will watch the protesters and throw piss filled 
ballons on them.  Walter, your asshole is rich and flavorful.  
Iknow the UNITED STATES is SUPERIOR TO CUNTADA, but I feel I am 
worthy to lick AMERICAN ASSHOLE>  THE GREAT GEORGE BUSH TAUGHT 
ME HOW. GEORGE BUSH SENIOR AND THEN GEORGIE JUNIOR.  I LOVE the 
squishy feel of your balls, North American Gal will be leving 
the board soon, she is haveing a lesbian affiar with Carol.  
Carol has a dried out cunt and North American Gal is still 
bleeding from her period.  The menstrual stench can be smelled 
all the way here in Canada.  HAVE A GOOD DAY COCKSUCKERS< EH?

From: Your mama'
To: stupid fuck
Subject: you suck
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:36:34 2002

Message:
All that productive time wasetd on nothing, no one gives a shit 
and you suck at what you do. Isn't that funny? 

From: Anyone
To: slayer
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:39:04 2002

Message:
Hey Asshole,

  ARe you a product of Mexican public education?  Your illiterate 
message above reveals you for the arrogant, ignorant fuck that 
you no doubt are, so fuck off, go listen to your Mexican mafia 
tejano gangsta rap, bounce your ghetto lowrider in the parking 
lot of the local Circle K, and continue to envy America, the 
greatest nation ever!

  


  You dumbass stupid fuckin' turd world sack of iguana shit.      

From: Board Goat
To: Silly Billy's On Here
Subject: WARNING: RESPECT THE WEBMASTER
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:07:21 2002

Message:
You have all had a lot of fun on this board and want to continue 
posting your views and flames?  FINE.  THE SICKER THE BETTER, 
FUCK EVERYONE"S DEAD MOTHER BUT- Respect the Webmaster. You 
people cum on here addicted to this site like a camel needs 
water. Lots of necroph

ilia, scat, etc. if you can dig it.     5 LINE LIMIT ASSHOLES!

From: Vicki Lawrence
To: everybody
Subject: The Night THE Lights Went Out In Georgia
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:07:21 2002

Message:
You know Im ur best friend but something aint rite,since you 
been gone, she been a whoring and staying out all night and 
that's nite right, but, to tell you the truth, I been with her 
myself, you know I am your best friend and I beren with her 
myself.  SING ALL U CUNTS:  THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT THE LIGHTS 
WENT OUT IN GEORGIA, THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT THEY HUNG AN INNOCENT 
MAN, DONT TRUST YOURELF TO NO BACKWOODS SOUTHER LAWYER, COS THE 
JUDGE AND THE COUNTY GOT BLOOD STAINED ON THEIR HANDS"

From: Web master
To: Board Goat
Subject: Eat shit
Date: Fri Jul 12 13:57:19 2002

Message:
Go fuck yourself

From: Me
To: You
Subject: FUCK THE WEB MASTER
Date: Fri Jul 12 14:27:11 2002

Message:
THIS SITE SUCKS! SO DOES THE WEB MASTER!

From: Me
To: Goat boy
Subject: Fuck your 5 line limit
Date: Fri Jul 12 14:28:11 2002

Message:
July 12, 2002

Iraqi defectors to plan Saddam's downfall

LONDON (Reuters) - Iraqi military officers once loyal to 
President Saddam Hussein are to meet in London to discuss the 
formidable task of overthrowing him and ensuring an orderly 
transition to democratic, civilian rule. 

The officers say they have organised Friday evening's meeting 
themselves without sponsorship from the United States, which has 
had a declared policy of "regime change" in Iraq since 1997. 

President George W. Bush vowed earlier this week to use "all 
tools" to oust Saddam, accused by Washington of trying to 
rebuild weapons of mass destruction, but has yet to give the go-
ahead for military action against Iraq as part of the "war on 
terror". 

Major-General Saad Obeidi, in charge of psychological warfare 
before defecting in 1986, told Reuters some 70 officers would 
discuss papers on Saddam's removal, the security outlook if he 
is toppled and putting the army under civilian control. 

"We will debate how to change the regime," Obeidi said. "Given 
Iraq's 40-year history of repression, it is highly likely that 
blood will fill the streets. We have to prevent this." 

The defectors are drawn from across Iraq's religious and ethnic 
spectrum and some have links with opposition groups such as the 
Iraqi National Congress (INC) umbrella organisation, which is 
supporting the three-day meeting. 

A notable absentee will be former Iraqi army chief of staff 
General Nizar al-Khazraji, scion of a big tribe in the northern 
province of Mosul who defected in 1995 and now lives in Denmark. 

Iraqi opposition sources said Khazraji regards himself as the 
natural choice for leadership in a post-Saddam Iraq. 

Opposition sources said many opponents of Saddam have bitter 
grudges against the military defectors, some of whom they accuse 
of war crimes committed on the Iraqi leader's behalf. 

Apparently acknowledging this, Obeidi said it was time for the 
army, which has ruled Iraq since it overthrew the Hashemite 
monarchy in 1958, to get out of politics for good. 

"We are working so there will be no soldiers in government," he 
said. "We ask the Iraq people to forgive the army and allow us 
to build a professional and national institution." 

ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY 

The officers, like other opposition groups, believe Iraqis are 
longing to see the back of Saddam, but are wary of joining any 
new uprising without guarantees of U.S. military support. 

They recall how Bush's father urged Kurds and Shi'ite Muslims to 
rebel in the 1991 Gulf War, but then did nothing to prevent 
Saddam using air power to crush the short-lived revolts. 

Opposition sources said the defectors may be able to draw on 
clan loyalties in Iraq, but it is not clear if they command any 
respect among their former comrades in the armed forces. 

One organiser of the London meeting is Major-General Tawfiq al-
Yassiri, a Navy officer who joined the uprising in southern 
Iraq. He was wounded, but managed to flee to Saudi Arabia. 

"The army will defect, even those closest to Saddam," said 
Colonel Hamed al-Ziadi, whose 1982 defection puts him among the 
first military officers to abandon the Iraqi leader. "The 
country is dismembered under the surface. Everything is weak." 

Ziadi said the United States should train rebel forces in 
Kurdish-held northern Iraq both to combat Saddam's troops and to 
prevent chaos in the event of his downfall. 

"The people will rise once they know they have support. I only 
fear that Saddam will use chemical weapons on them. I saw it in 
Halabja," added Ziadi, citing Saddam's use of chemical weapons 
against a Kurdish town in 1988. 

Two Kurdish groups, the Kurdistan Democratic Party and the 
Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, are the only rebels who hold any 
territory in Iraq, courtesy of Western air cover since 1991. 

One senior defector, Major-General Wafiq al-Samarrai, once in 
charge of army intelligence, is due to attend the meeting. 

He is close to INC leader Ahmad Chalabi, a former financier who 
has worked to encourage defections from the Iraqi military and 
to publicise defectors' revelations about Saddam's alleged 
weapons programmes and support for terrorism. 

Earlier this week, Chalabi criticised the United States for 
refusing to commit itself to working for democracy in Iraq, 
rather than for military rule under a new Iraqi strongman. 

"There are pockets in the U.S. State Department and elsewhere 
who think democracy is a danger to stability in the region. This 
is useless," said Chalabi, who is said to have more supporters 
in the Pentagon than the State Department. 

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From: Your worst nightmare
To: u know who
Subject: You Suck
Date: Fri Jul 12 15:02:01 2002

Message:
Your dead mother sucks too, isn't that funny? 

From: Mr. Proctor
To: Wally BUSTED AGAIN
Subject: FILLMORE EAST PRESERVATION HOME PAGE
Date: Fri Jul 12 15:08:22 2002

Message:
I AM OUTING WALLY AGAIN FOLKS!  HE IS NOW ATTEMPTING TO SHUT 
DOWN THE FILLMORE EAST PRESERVATION HOME PAGE at the Bulletin 
Board Message Section.

Wally has once again, posted the most lurid and obscene 
messages, desecrating lovely memories of the posters there. I am 
unclear of whether Wally owns the site, but the site is FILTHY 
FOLKS!

From: Mr. Proctor
To: Board Goat
Subject: Wally's other site
Date: Fri Jul 12 15:08:22 2002

Message:
Board Goat, please do something to deter Wally from infringing 
on other people's rights to post intelligently. He has ruined 
FILLMORE EAST PRESERVATION HOME PAGE now.  He is a vile 
individual. Board Goat, I have the utmost respect for you.

From: Don't know do ya!
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 15:56:56 2002

Message:
Told ya! See these perverts live here. 
Here hack the faggots site'Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
      UDNS1.ULTRADNS.NET 
      UDNS2.ULTRADNS.NET 
 


From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:08:25 2002

Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
      UDNS1.ULTRADNS.NET 
      UDNS2.ULTRADNS.NET 
 


From: Carol
To: all
Subject: Fillmore East Preservation Home Page
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:06:22 2002

Message:
I used to like the music of the sixties.  Why has Wally said bad 
things about Bill Graham?  Why did he call him one good jew?  
What the heck is going on here?  What does the above post mean?

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:09:07 2002

Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
      UDNS1.ULTRADNS.NET 
      UDNS2.ULTRADNS.NET 
 


From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:09:17 2002

Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738


   Domain servers in listed order:
      UDNS1.ULTRADNS.NET 
      UDNS2.ULTRADNS.NET 
 


From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:09:26 2002

Message:
Wally the Wankers shit eaters site
Registrant:
   SB Productions
   1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
   Carson City, NV 89701
   US

   Registrar: Dotster (http://www.dotster.com)
   Domain Name: BANGEDUP.COM
      Created on: 20-MAY-99
      Expires on: 20-MAY-03
      Last Updated on: 17-JUN-01

   Administrative Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
      775-887-0738

   Technical Contact:
      Raten, MJ  webmaster@bangedup.com
      SB Productions
      1802 N. Carson St. Suite 212-2421
      Carson City, NV  89701
      US
      775-887-0670
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Message:
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Message:
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Message:
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From: Board Goat
To: People that Reside Here 247
Subject: 5 Line Minimum
Date: Fri Jul 12 16:06:22 2002

Message:
Please be considerate of others and keep your posts to a maximum 
of five lines.  Thanking you in advance.  Love, The Board Goat

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 17:18:48 2002

Message:
Pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 17:37:52 2002

Message:
. 

From: Gerbil Master
To: CC
Subject: Comment
Date: Fri Jul 12 19:01:29 2002

Message:
Anyone that posts on this mother fucker is an 
alcoholic or an alcohlic wannabee....

C'mon CC....posting your gay sexual exploits and making the 
above comment proves your limited "blinders on" type of closed 
minded thinking.

While my world revolves around gerbils (and guinea pigs in a 
pinch)I still realize there is a big beautiful, pile of shit 
world out there.  To limit the posters of this board 
as "alcoholics" or "alcoholic wannabees" is a very sad personal 
theory.

What about the crack whores, "shrimpers", and other deviates 
that engage in non-acceptable behavior as deemed by an 
individual of limited morals?  

Open your eyes (besides your ass and mouth).

From: CC
To: ALL
Date: Fri Jul 12 19:16:14 2002

Message:
The above posts were not by me,but from loser.
My best guess would be you know who.

From: Crazy Canuck (CC)
To: ALL
Date: Fri Jul 12 19:23:34 2002

Message:
Here,s some Summer Camp suggestions:

1.Tommy Lee,s------------Camp Kickachickee
2.Lorena Bobbit,s--------Camp Cutaweewee
3.Tanya Harding,s--------Camp Wackaneenee
4.Kenneth Star,s---------Camp Catchacrookee
5.Louis Farakahn,s-------Camp Killawhitey
6.O.J. Simpson,s---------Camp Killawifee
7.Micheal Jackson,s------Camp Wannabeawhitey
8.President Clinton,s----Camp Getahoochee
9.Ellen Degeneras,s------Camp Lickacoochie
10.Monica Lewinsky,s-----Camp Suckapeepee 

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Fri Jul 12 19:37:30 2002

Message:
I forgot the highest rated camp.
Camp-Killa-U-Know-Who

From: Get a grip
To: CC
Subject: Camp
Date: Fri Jul 12 19:53:14 2002

Message:
You forgot Wally's shitchompers camp for the mentally 
challenged. 

From: om/cf
To: Get a grip
Date: Fri Jul 12 20:14:09 2002

Message:
Camp Chompapoopee?

From: Gerbil Master
To: Crazy Canuck
Subject: Sorry
Date: Fri Jul 12 20:17:27 2002

Message:
Sorry I didn't catch that.....my bad.


FUCK LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Crazy Canuck
To: Geriatric Gerbil Jerk
Date: Fri Jul 12 20:28:47 2002

Message:
Blow me!!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 20:33:38 2002

Message:
what.s a shrimper?

From: Geriatric Gerbil Jerk
To: Crazy Canuck (or so it seems)
Subject: Reply
Date: Fri Jul 12 20:34:19 2002

Message:
Sorry...

Can't blow you until you mother and sisters are done.

After your brother is through....give yourself a couple of weeks 
and try  me then

From: Gerbil Master
To: Crazy Canuck (CC)
Subject: Camp >>>>>>>>>>>
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:04:39 2002

Message:
How about 

Camp Grblfkr?

From: Crazy Canuck
To: G GJ
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:14:31 2002

Message:
Idol of Idiot worshippers
(Troilus & Cressida)

From: Crazy Canuck
To: GGJ
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:16:10 2002

Message:
Your face is a book
where men may read strange matters
(Macbeth)

From: Crazy Canuck
To: GGJ
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:17:44 2002

Message:
Thou yeasty dismal-dreaming
Haggard! 

From: Crazy Canuck
To: Gerbil Master
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:26:04 2002

Message:
I was at this party last night and I double dipped.
Yup, once in your mom,once in your sister.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:35:14 2002

Message:
The wheel is spinning but the Hampster,s not home.

From:
To: Fake Posters
Date: Fri Jul 12 21:59:31 2002

Message:
Get a life.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: ALL (this just in)
Date: Fri Jul 12 22:10:05 2002

Message:
Energizer Bunny arrested
Charged with battery

From: Gerbil Master
To: All
Date: Fri Jul 12 22:12:36 2002

Message:
I,ve got a mind like a..a..what,s that thing called?

From:
To:
Date: Fri Jul 12 23:46:44 2002

Message:
merlyn is only carol when he 's cross dressing...not all the 
time, he loves to swallow

From:
To: crazy canuck
Date: Fri Jul 12 23:59:53 2002

Message:
what makes you crazy, the fact that your a guttless homo?

From: Crazy Canuck
To: above
Date: Sat Jul 13 00:43:16 2002

Message:
I believe you are the gutless one.
You post without a handle.
I guess I wouldn,t put my name on such a bad attempt at 
insulting me either.
Your the one who,s had his guts stirred by many a penis.
Try a little harder next time.  

From: Gatorade Gil
To: CC
Date: Sat Jul 13 02:07:32 2002

Message:
The only handle that the unnamed poster has is the one he never 
uses anyway.  My guess is that that is what he's trying to say.      

From: Gatorade Gil
To: Cc
Date: Sat Jul 13 02:11:25 2002

Message:
Opps.  What I meant to say is that my GUESS is that his only 
handle is the one he never uses.          

From: Crazy Canuck
To: ALL
Date: Sat Jul 13 01:40:51 2002

Message:
If a multiple personality schizo threatens suicide.
Could it be considered a hostage situation?

From: Crazy Canuck
To: Gatorade Gil
Date: Sat Jul 13 02:57:37 2002

Message:
Are you working the night shift like me?
Or just having a late night?
Burning the midnight oil. 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 03:30:19 2002

Message:
'A SHADOW WILL FALL OVER THE EARTH..........................
   EVIL WILL GROW IN IT'S PATH..................
           AND DEATH WILL COME FROM THE SKY'

      9-11 WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
      PREPARE FOR THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 03:30:19 2002

Message:
'A SHADOW WILL FALL OVER THE EARTH..........................
   EVIL WILL GROW IN IT'S PATH..................
           AND DEATH WILL COME FROM THE SKY'

      9-11 WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
      PREPARE FOR THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 03:30:19 2002

Message:
'A SHADOW WILL FALL OVER THE EARTH..........................
   EVIL WILL GROW IN IT'S PATH..................
           AND DEATH WILL COME FROM THE SKY'

      9-11 WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
      PREPARE FOR THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 03:30:19 2002

Message:
'A SHADOW WILL FALL OVER THE EARTH..........................
   EVIL WILL GROW IN IT'S PATH..................
           AND DEATH WILL COME FROM THE SKY'

      9-11 WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
      PREPARE FOR THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE 

From: Crazy Canuck
To: above
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:10:07 2002

Message:
Take it easy there Mr. Gloom & Doom.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:11:39 2002

Message:
It,s called PMS because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:13:05 2002

Message:
Celine Dionne walks into a bar.The Bartender say,s"why the long 
face".

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:16:03 2002

Message:
Remember:First you pillage then you burn.

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:17:25 2002

Message:
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:18:39 2002

Message:
Gun control:use both hands

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:19:25 2002

Message:
All power corrupts
Absolute power is pretty neat though.

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:20:46 2002

Message:
Am I ambivalent?
Well,yes & no.

From: CC
To: All
Subject: win a fair maidens heart
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:23:42 2002

Message:
If you were a McDonald,s hamburger,you would be McGorgeous.

From: CC
To: All
Subject: Great line
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:27:24 2002

Message:
Let,s go back to my place & do things I,ll tell everyone we did 
anyway.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:29:22 2002

Message:
I wouldn,t touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:32:01 2002

Message:
Bigamy:one wife to many
Monogamy:same thing

From: CC
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:33:27 2002

Message:
Don,t be sexist.
Broads hate that.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:34:19 2002

Message:
U KNOW WHO is a graduate of the uncle Fester & Keith Moon school 
of hair styling.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:36:59 2002

Message:
Help stamp out, eliminate & abolish redundancy!

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:38:34 2002

Message:
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

From: Crazy Canuck
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 04:40:27 2002

Message:
Hard work pays off in the future,but laziness pays off now.

From: Get a grip
To: Gloom miester
Subject: Future prediction
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:02:06 2002

Message:
The earth will crack open and consume the tird chompers of the 
earth, it will gag and spit u know who back out. 

From: Get a grip
To: gloom miester
Subject: prediction
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:07:24 2002

Message:
The earth will crack open and consume the tird chompers of the 
earth, it will gag and spit u know who back out. 

From: Get a grip
To: Gloom Miester
Subject: prediction
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:08:12 2002

Message:
u know who will try to be the antichrist, but his love of young 
boys will doom him to a life of Catholic Choir practice 

From: Get a grip
To: Gloom Miester
Subject: Prediction
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:10:02 2002

Message:
Wally will become the lord of the underwear world, living off of 
skid marks and used tampons. 

From: Get a grip
To: gloom miester
Subject: Made in China / don't buy it
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:19:59 2002

Message:
The Taliban is just a bunch of piss ants compared to China.

Following;>
China Could Hit Taiwan Rapidly, Pentagon Says

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - China is honing "credible options" to 
attack Taiwan
and could move with scant warning against what it views as a 
U.S.-backed
rogue province, the Pentagon ( news - web sites) said on Friday.


Beijing feared Taiwan's permanent separation from the mainland 
could give a
strategic foothold to the United States, the Defense Department 
said in a
report to Congress.

Winning control over the self-governing island of 23 million 
people would
let China move outward its defensive perimeter -- a bulwark 
against what
Beijing fears are U.S. plans to divide and Westernize it, the 
report said.

Beijing considers Taiwan occupied by Nationalist forces who lost 
China's
civil war to the Communists in 1949. Beijing says it must be 
united with the
mainland, by force if necessary.

"China's doctrine is moving toward the goal of surprise, 
deception and shock
effect in the opening phase of a campaign," said the Pentagon 
report. "China
is exploring coercive strategies designed to bring Taipei to 
terms quickly."

Such options include possible air and missile campaigns or a 
naval blockade.

"With little warning, Beijing may choose to seize quickly a 
limited number
of key facilities on Taiwan using amphibious or airborne forces 
as means to
compel political capitulation," the Pentagon said.

Thanks largely to Russian arms supplies, Beijing was gaining "an 
increasing
number of credible options to intimidate or actually attack 
Taiwan," it
said.

China's growing clout also presented challenges to "other 
potential
adversaries, such as the Philippines and Japan," the report 
said. China is
at odds with the Philippines and others over boundaries in the 
South China
Sea, and Beijing opposes any expansion of Japanese power in the 
region.

While seeking stable relations with Washington, Beijing will 
keep trying to
curb Washington's influence in Asia and to prevent a "rebirth of 
Japanese
militarism," the report said.

PREPARING FOR CONFLICT

Preparing for a potential conflict in the 100-mile wide Taiwan 
Strait is the
"primary driver" for China's accelerating military 
modernization, it said.

In March, Beijing announced a 17.6 percent, or $3 billion, 
increase in
spending, bringing the publicly reported total to $20 billion. 
But total
military spending in fact is closer to $65 billion, and annual 
spending
could increase in real terms three- to four-fold by 2020, the 
Pentagon said.

President Bush ( news - web sites) has proposed a $45 billion 
jump in U.S.
military spending to $396.1 billion for fiscal 2003.

China's ballistic missile arsenal opposite Taiwan, is "ready for 
immediate
application should the People's Liberation Army be called on to 
conduct war
before its modernization aspirations are fully realized," the 
report said.

China has deployed bout 350 short-range ballistic missiles, 
growing at about
50 missiles per year, it said, adding, "The accuracy and 
lethality of this
force also are increasing."

China, which strongly opposes Bush's plans to build a 
multilayered missile
shield, currently fields about 20 missiles capable of hitting 
the United
States -- a number that will rise to about 30 by 2005 and may 
reach 60 by
2010, the report said.

Kurt Campbell, the Pentagon's top policymaker on China under 
former
President Bill Clinton, said in an interview the real worry for 
some U.S.
officials was not the declining Russian arsenal "but the rising 
Chinese
one."

The report is the first comprehensive U.S. look at Chinese 
military trends
since Bush took power in January 2001.

"The report is factual and sober," said Navy Lt. Cmdr. Jeff 
Davis, a
Pentagon spokesman.

Under Clinton, the annual assessments of Chinese military power 
emphasized
China's inability to take and hold Taiwan by conventional force 
such as an
amphibious invasion.

Bush's Pentagon, on the other hand, said China's submarine force 
gave it the
potential to blockade Taiwan while using Russian-built SS-N-
22/Sunburn
anti-ship missiles deployed on Sovremenny-class destroyers to 
deter any U.S.
response.

In 1996, Clinton sent two U.S. carrier battle groups to the 
region to signal
support for Taiwan after China fired missiles into the sea off 
Taiwan's two
main ports.<WIRE_BODY></WIRE_BODY> 

From: om/cf
To: gloom & doomer
Subject: this will cheer you up
Date: Sat Jul 13 10:26:52 2002

Message:
We are all going to die. The mortality rate is, and always has 
been, 100%. 

Live everyday like it's your last!

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: living every day like it is our last
Date: Sat Jul 13 11:36:41 2002

Message:
Drink the best beer you can buy, life is too short for budwieser!

From: Board Goat
To: Poster In Green
Subject: Please refrain fromgreen yellow ink
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:01:00 2002

Message:
Please remember to keep your post to five lines MAXIMUM anddo 
NOT use light colors such as the lime green.  God Bless You and 
Have a WOnderful Day, Folks!

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Date: Sat Jul 13 11:39:20 2002

Message:
Hail to good bier! Going jet skiing on the river this afternoon 
with my buddy, and not those wimpy sit down boats, the old stand 
up kind that beat the hell out of ya. Two 750 Kow's, jumpin' 
boat wakes and raisin' hell with a cooler full of beer and food 
waiting on shore. Ahhh...life is good....once in a while.

From: Davy Jones/Peter Tork
To: Monkee Fans
Subject: Touring Again
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:02:53 2002

Message:
Hey, Hey, we're the Monkees.  We will be touring again this 
summer.  Mickey Dolenz has been kicked out of the group because 
he has an unwashed ASSHOLE.  We were voted number one superstar 
Davy and also second choice Peter Tork as the celebrities most 
likely to get their assholes eaten out by grateful fans, both 
current and from the sixties.  If you are one of the lucky 
winners, you too, will be able to taste great HEINKEN beer 
pouring out of Davy Jones asshole because he is an alcohoic and 
was ARRESTED in Penn Dutch country a few years ago with a DUI! 
How many DUI's does he have.  This is the board for all the 
fucken drunks!!   

From:
To: merlyn
Subject: dad, please go to AA tonight
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:01:00 2002

Message:
DADDY, Dont you walk so fast.... Keep singing the Wayne Newton 
song as you get shitfaced.  Mom is taking the entire family to 
ALANON meetings tonight so we can learn how to deal with your 
drunk ass!  Goddamn you pop, we DESERVE BETTER!

From: om/cf
To: Wally
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:07:26 2002

Message:
Nobody really gives much of a fuck about the Monkee's or you for 
that matter. Your stupitidy fails to be humorous or shocking. 
You have become what you eat, just another asshole. You have a 
great day now, I know I will.

From: Merlyn
To: above wimp
Subject: beeeer
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:13:13 2002

Message:
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! remember suck hard & blow often

From: on/cf
To: merlyn
Subject: I AM DRUNK ALREADY
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:11:19 2002

Message:
I am already shitfaced this early in the day. I am upset because 
Idid not hear from my number one cocksucker@ CC.  I'll bet he is 
sucking someone else's asshole right now instead of mine. I am 
so glad that I have you to turn to Merlyn, you may not be much 
of a bargain but you are better than nothing, my little 
cocksucker..........

From: om/cf
To: All
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:20:26 2002

Message:
Isn't it amazing that Wally can be so strongly against alcohal 
consumption yet wax poetic about eating shit? He must have had a 
bad experience with his lovers morning hershy squirts.

From: om/cf
To: Wally
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:26:44 2002

Message:
I could rip ya a new one all day, but whats the point? You show 
yout ass everytime you post. Jesus, take the fuckin' Davy Jones 
posters scotch taped to your bedroom wall in your Mom's house 
down already, their all yellow and the cum stains wrinkle them 
all up.

From: om/cf
To: Facts Finder
Subject: I'll bet you knew this
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:34:51 2002

Message:
The suicide bombings we hear
most about these days are in the
Middle East, but the nation in which
such atrocities have occurred most
often in the last two decades is Sri
Lanka. Over that time, a Tamil
terrorist group in the island nation
off the southern tip of India has
sent out more than 200 teenagers
with explosives-filled suitcases or
belts, slaughtering perceived
enemies and innocents alike. The
victims include a president of the nation, Cabinet
ministers and a former prime minister of India.

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:36:44 2002

Message:
When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I 
didn't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was 
innocent. 
When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I 
didn't own a gun.
Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can say anything 
about it. 

From:
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 12:39:07 2002

Message:
When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I 
didn't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was 
innocent. 
When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I 
didn't own a gun.
Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can't say anything 
about it. 


From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: Wally the weener
Date: Sat Jul 13 14:59:14 2002

Message:
LoL if he likes sucking ass holes so much he should go into 
politics. I think Wally Wanker needs a reason to live so he has 
fantasys about tird chomping. I bet he is too much a pussy to 
actualy do it. Wimps like Wally always talk shit. But he's just 
a getto scum with an alcolic father that beats him and keeps him 
in the closet for use as his cum rag. His mother still can't get 
her job back at Wally world where she used to display Wally in 
the freak show. At least then she could afford Wally's 
medication.   

From: Davy Jones/Peter Tork
To: WHO LOVES US STILL?
Subject: Peter Playes with Blue Suede Shoes
Date: Sat Jul 13 15:38:03 2002

Message:
Please cum to Peter Tork's website and show your appreciation 
for his music.  The Monkess music will never go out of style. 
BOYCE AND HART were BRILLIANT songwriters that gave the Monkees 
many hits! What favorite Monkee Song is yours?

I LIKE SALESMAN AND DOOR INTO SUMMER. 

From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Jul 13 15:28:48 2002

Message:
I think that if the second amendment is ever taken away,the 
first will follow shortly after,and I hope like hell I won't live 
to see that day.It makes me sick that they are using children as 
the excuse whenever they want to ban anything anymore.
 Getting old.............................
 Hell,I still remember the old days when if you poured a boiling 
hot cup of coffee between your legs,you were an idiot,not a 
multimillionaire.............
 

From: Merlyn
To: AA
Subject: Tonight's Meeting
Date: Sat Jul 13 15:38:03 2002

Message:
can someone please help me with my alcohlism?  I live on this 
board 24 7 and Iget drunk first thing in the morning.  I have 
destroyed my children's self esteem with my selfishness.  I will 
drink any beer that is put in front of me.  I have a "DISEASE OF 
THE ATTITUDES" and I always have to be right.  I have had many 
difficulties in my life because of this.  One of the things that 
I have always admired about this board is that they DO HAVE 
SOBER people on here from time to time.  I started drinking when 
I was about 14 years old.  I come from an alcholic background 
and my family life when I was a child was quite shaky.  I 
learned to make alcohol my BEST FRIEND, LOVER, etc.  I never 
feel as powerful as when I have a drink in my hand.  My 
underarms smell of tomato soup because the alcohol comes through 
my perspiration and I am especailly difficult to be around in 
thesummertime.  I had a bad case of jock itch/crabs from my 
indescretion with someone that I met online and foolishly met in 
preson.  I did not use protected sex with this person and now am 
cursed with herpes.  I do have some new pets now.  I am host to 
about a THOUSAND CRAB LICE and even though, I have been forced 
to shave my pubic area, the little buggers have now crawled on 
my eyelashes and eyebrows.  I hope that none of you takes BEER 
the way that I do.  MY NAME IS MERLYN AND I AM AN ALCOHOLIC.  
THERE I HAVE FINALLY SAID IT!!!

From: Carol
To: 12th Step Fellowship
Subject: Just for Today.....
Date: Sat Jul 13 16:22:07 2002

Message:
Just for today I choose to be clean and sober. Just for today, I 
chooose to make a difference in the world and spread the word of 
fellowship.  You see, I once had strayed and became an addict.  
Most addicts have ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR.  I would even give u know 
who a hug, because he is probably in pain, as is Merlyn, as is, 
CC, as is North Carolina Gal, (who hasnt been posting her 
lately, I suspect it is because another lady has joined the 
forum and she feels threatened.  Come on back, now, north 
carolina gal.  We dont live too far from each other. God loves 
you even if I dont.  I got a chuckle out of the Monkees posting 
here.  I was a big fan of theirs too.  Do we ever get any other 
celebrites on here?  Someone told me that Wayne Newton posted 
once.  I wish everyone a SAFE and SOBER weekend.  Please dont 
drink and drive.  Ladies and Gentlemen do you know it takes an 
ENTIRE HOUR to have the body get rid of one can of beer?  Do you 
know that alcohol intoxication has a lot to do with your weight 
as well?  Do you know alcohol is a DRUG, first and foremost?  

From: Merlyn
To: Sponser AA
Subject: Can someone sponser me
Date: Sat Jul 13 15:38:03 2002

Message:
I need a car pick for me as I am too drunk to go to the meeting 
tonigh?  I need a sponser.  IT HAS TO BE A MALE SPONSER>  Thanks 
in advance.

From: Merlyn
To: above fake Merlyn
Subject: Alcohol
Date: Sat Jul 13 17:25:43 2002

Message:
Don't Drink and write, you might crash your computer. You cannot 
compare to me as you are truly a weeeeeeeene

From: Merlyn
To: Carol
Subject: One hour rule
Date: Sat Jul 13 17:29:31 2002

Message:
It takes one hour to stop laughing at what you write. 

From: u know who
To: AA
Subject: alcohol
Date: Sat Jul 13 17:30:34 2002

Message:
Please have Carol pick me up off the floor. My mother poured an 
entire bottle of Jim Beam down my throat and my dad pumped my 
ass for an hour. Now I am cross eyed and can't see my pecker 
that I think is stuck in my dogs ass. 

From: Justice
To: Wally/u know who
Subject: Wally/u know who
Date: Sat Jul 13 17:35:55 2002

Message:
I know you.  I know your kind.  I can see you in high school 
getting bullied by all the jocks.  I can see you telling 
yourself how much you hated going to school everyday, saying 
that it was a waste of time.  You hated when they made fun of 
you.  You hated when they beat you up.  I can tell that your 
parents didn't know how to raise you either.  They never paid 
much attention to you did they?  Maybe were even abusive to 
you.  You felt that they didn't care whether you lived or died. 
Then one day you found the Internet.  Oh you could be anything 
that you wanted to be on the Internet.  No one knew your true 
identity.  They didn't know that you were a skinny weakling that 
no one liked.  You felt like a god.  You felt in control for the 
first time in your meager existence.  You could go anywhere and 
say anything and there was no one to push you around.  This gave 
you confidence and a power you had never felt before.  You could 
live out your sick fantasies that you have always had to keep to 
yourself.  No one could beat you up on the Internet.  Your skin 
had grown so thick because of years of abuse that verbal 
lashings from people on this board doesn't phase you anymore.  I 
know you will read this and probably retaliate like you normally 
do by using my name as the poster and saying something about ass 
munching or being drunk (which will further prove my theory), 
but that is just the person you are.   Are you proud of who you 
are?  Did you have high hopes for yourself?  How do you feel 
knowing that you have let yourself down?  Do you even care?

From: om/cf
To: Carol
Date: Sat Jul 13 17:46:59 2002

Message:
Ladies and Gentlemen do you know it takes an 
ENTIRE HOUR to have the body get rid of one can of beer? 

That statement is true. Did you know it takes death to rid the 
world of an asshole? Take the last train to clarksville and stay 
there.

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Sat Jul 13 18:16:08 2002

Message:
No doubt, spilling hot coffee in your lap, is one's own fault. 
My kid cut her little toe last night on the neighbors picknick 
table, should I sue? Four stitches and a tetnus shot. I mean, 
she did cut it on the steel tubular base where he had cut off a 
bent section. Of course not! Some of the decisions courts are 
handing down in the U.S. lately are unbelievable. I just hate 
these "police beating" video tapes. They never show the whole 
incident and you can't hear what is being said. What I saw 
happen to the kid in California was not right for sure, but it 
sure as hell don't warrant a 3.8 million dollar settlement.

From: Carol
To: om/fc
Subject: broken down alcoholic
Date: Sat Jul 13 18:55:40 2002

Message:
broken down alcoholic and CO-DEPENDENT. Yes, difficulty in 
relaionships.  Much easier to do DRUGS i.e.alcohol in order to 
avoid intimacy and to ESCAPE from feelings.  You are probably a 
chian smoker as well.  You probably are NOT using safe sex when 
you are with your guys, and therefore, a walking, BREEDING STD 
FACTORY as well.  How would you like it if I bring my husband 
onthis board and you deal with him you big bully?

From: Carol
To: Alcoholics in Need of HELP
Subject: 12 Steppin'
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:11:08 2002

Message:
Remember, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Lynard Skynard had a 
song "STEPPIN" before they perished in the plane crash.  I 
believe my higher power has brought me to these boards. You men 
are in a lot of pain and DENIAL.  Please refrain from using the 
board for the rest of the eveing and get thyself to an AA 
meeting. I hope that the Lord (or whomever you call your higher 
power) will deliver you from this devil.  I am not going out 
with my family for some ice cream at the local Dairy Queen.  We 
have hay rides in my neck of the woods at night. REAL HAY RIDES 
and the folk and kids alike enjoy it.  Simple pleasures. Simple 
highs.  

From:
To:
Subject: DELIVERANCE
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:11:08 2002

Message:
CAME TO AN AWARENESS THAT A POWER GREATER THAN OURSELVES COULD 
RESTORE OURSELVES TO SANITY.

From:
To: PIE EYED
Subject: RUINING EVERY HOLIDAY
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:43:31 2002

Message:
The Alcoholics are Notorious for ruining every SOLITARY holiday 
there is.  For an alcoholic,every DAY is a holiday, giving them 
reason to imbibe. DONT BE PIE EYED. SURRENDER.

From:
To: om/fc
Subject: SEE KNOW YOUR CHILD IS HURT
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:45:43 2002

Message:
see what your alcohlism has done!!! Your child needs a tetunus 
shot because her daddy was pie eyed.  WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU 
TO GROW UP????????????????????????????

From: u know who
To: Carol
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:46:57 2002

Message:
shut the fuck up.  ur "higher power" is not wanted or needed 
here.  Now leave me alone while I pound down some beers and 
shots of Jagermeister.  ur kids will grow up to be pussies that 
get made fun of in school and get their asses kicked daily.  ur 
husband is probably a pussy whipped faggot who won't lick ur 
asshole.  u need a good asshole munchin'.

From: om/cf
To: Carol
Date: Sat Jul 13 19:59:23 2002

Message:
Interesting you would bring your, what is it?, 4th hubby to a 
ass kickin'. Must have a 5th hubby or a 5th on Beam in your 
sights hey.

From: om/cf
To: Childless brainiac
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:03:29 2002

Message:
Kids play and get hurt all over this great big world. Fact. 
Actually the tetnus shot caused more pain than the numbing shot 
directly into the cut or the stitches. BTW, I posted that 
personal bit of info as a test, although true. Thanks for 
responding as predicted. LOL!! Feeling a little sheepish?

From: Gerbil Master
To: All
Subject: Philosophy Time !!!!!!!
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:14:26 2002

Message:
"God is dead"...........Nietzsche


"Nietzsche is dead".............GOD

From: Wally
To: u know who
Subject: closet
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:21:54 2002

Message:
cum in my closet and we can play in the dark and eat each others 
ass

From: Gerbil Master
To: All Who Post
Subject: WHY ?????
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:36:10 2002

Message:
Every time some freak puts a post on here, having NOTHING to do 
with these terrorists assholes, they forget the obvious.

Gerbils are the answer to your deviate pleasure.  Hell, the 
little rodent bastards are everywhere and they are cheap !!!!

LET'S GO EVERYONE...SET YOUR PRIORITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUG HUG HUG !!!!!!!!!!!!! See definition below.....

HAIL
the
USE
of
GERBILS !!!!!!!








From: Gerbil Master
To: Future Negative Posts to any of the Ones I posted
Subject: Note....
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:42:02 2002

Message:
SAME TO YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: American Soldier
To: the dumb ass who made this page
Subject: Content
Date: Sat Jul 13 20:45:41 2002

Message:
Well, first I would like to comment about you calling the people
of Afghanistan "Afghanis".  They are NOT "Afghanis", an afgahni
is the unit of currency in Afghanistan, or money in case you are
too dumb to know what currency is.  The people of Afghanistan are
"Afghans", like the blanket. Next, all Afghans are NOT
terrorists... Actually quite few of them are, they are a friendly
people who are looking for a chance to succeed.  If you had any
sense, you would know that the Mujahadin fought many years with
the Taliban... since 1996 to be precise in order to oust these
fuckers from power.  The Taliban, backed in part by the terrorist
group al-Queda, were very fierce and in order to secure their
place in power destroyed many of this countries wells, schools,
hospitals, and irrigation systems, further driving the people of
this country into poverty.  The United States plays an active
role in helping the Afghan government and the Afghan people in
rebuilding their country, reintroducing children to schools, and
helping to repair what damage decades of civil war and unrest
have caused.  I as an American soldier harbor no hard feelings
toward the Afghan people, however, when we find all of those
Taliban sons-of-bitches, and the cowardly terrorists that have
attacked countries and innocent people all over the world, there
will be retribution... (that means payback) I know you're not too
good with big words, so I will close my message posting with a
final thought.   Get your facts straight, and know what you are
talking about BEFORE you start posting stuff on the internet.  It
WILL cause people to correct you as I have, and may outrage
others.  I sympathize with your lack of intelligence and may God
have mercy on your soul.

From: Gerbil Master
To: American Soldier
Subject: Your Post
Date: Sat Jul 13 21:33:17 2002

Message:
You state factual and honest opinions.  Are you aware 
these "Afgan" people don't give a shit about Pop-Tarts and 
peanut butter dropped on them?

Did you ever see "Air America"?

Tons of $$$$$ are pouring into that shithole and while some are 
grateful, others don't give a damn.  

Providing $$ to help the "new government" is nice but a joke.  
Shit, the VP of the new government was asassinated.

These tribes will always bitch and moan about each other, but 
band together when outside influences come in.  Remember when 
the USSR tried?

The whole country should have been "nuked".  When the world 
bitched the USA should've told them, "Tough shit.....you want to 
allow these fanatical groups to sit safe and sound in your 
borders, it sucks to be you."  Then continue to threaten others 
the same fate awaits.  There would be so many countries throwing 
these terrorists out (if their government cared) it wouldn't be 
sane.  These groups would be running around looking for help, 
and it would centralize the search, and "cancel their ticket."

The USA should've kicked Iraq to hell over 13 years ago, even 
before they invaded Kuwait.  Now Kuwait supports "Muslim" 
actions.  Confusion abounds..................................

From: supreme one
To: all
Subject: stupid sob
Date: Sat Jul 13 21:54:34 2002

Message:
You are the most supid mothers Ive ever heard in my life. Please 
kill yourselfs now.

From: om/cf
To: American Soldier
Subject: Afghanistan
Date: Sat Jul 13 22:00:29 2002

Message:
Im right there with you on most of your post, but let's remember 
U.S. $$$ supported the Taliban which in turn supported the al 
Queerda religious sheep. Step 1: Stop that type of bullshit.

From: om/cf
To: American Soldier
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:05:01 2002

Message:
I happen to be a proud gay american, do not try to bully me, i 
will have you court martialed.

From: Justice
To: Gerbil Master
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:13:07 2002

Message:
Do you think i sound like a bitch faggot??

From: Justice
To: fake Justice (aka Wally/u know who)
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:22:56 2002

Message:
See you just proved my theory shit lick.  You can't make any 
kind of real come back.  You can just get punked out like a 
little bitch.

From: Gerbil Master
To: om/cf
Subject: The Time is Up !!!
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:16:38 2002

Message:
Your post are old...and no one cares.

If  you are gay so  be it.  Tell your supervisor @ the center 
you are done for the evening.

So much money  providng access to the internet...and people's 
tax $$$ at work to  provide  you a forum..............

OH  WELL  LITTLE PERSON.............

From: Justice
To: Gerbil Master
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:27:43 2002

Message:
well do i, master??

From: Justice
To: u know who
Subject: stuff i think about
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:32:56 2002

Message:
i will defend this board until i die, i happen to love it, i 
also love hairy cocks and shitty smellin ass cracks. So there

From: Gerbil maste
To:
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:38:50 2002

Message:

From: Gerbil Master
To: Justice...CC...... Merlyn.......And Others
Subject: Note
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:41:40 2002

Message:
Go  ahead and portray  your sshit.........it seems some grove on 
the sexual stuff.....

"I state (put out my personal opinion) but don't 
know"..................

DUMB Virgins

From: Merlyn
To: Gerbil Master
Subject: take me
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:53:17 2002

Message:
i would love to suck your manhood, you sound so forcefull, 
please keep typing..i get so hot

From: u know who
To: u know who
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:58:34 2002

Message:
my father molested me in my butthole while my mom rubbed her 
stank puss on my face.

From: u know who
To: Justice
Subject: stuff i think about
Date: Sun Jul 14 00:00:10 2002

Message:
i will defend this board until i die, i happen to love it, i 
also love hairy cocks and shitty smellin ass cracks. So there

From: Gerbil Master
To: Merlyn
Subject: Get Real
Date: Sat Jul 13 23:58:03 2002

Message:
See someone else and get  a life...so  many oof us have been 
through  so much....

FDNY and beyond.................

From:
To:
Date: Sun Jul 14 01:43:07 2002

Message:
I sat on u know who's face an hour ago, and he guessed my weight.      
300 lb black bitch who never washes down there, love.        

From: u know who
To: Wally
Subject: envy
Date: Sun Jul 14 10:41:41 2002

Message:
I envy Justice he thinks I am a pervert and om/cf says I suck. I 
do suck, all day long

From: Justice
To: Gerbil Master
Date: Sun Jul 14 10:49:31 2002

Message:
i sucked my boyfriends dick while he was takin a shit, i have to 
say it did not bother me. oh well talk at you later...peace

From: om/cf
To: CC
Date: Sun Jul 14 11:04:53 2002

Message:
we have to stick together, and i mean stick together, you ready 
to take over this board? I WILL

From: Walter's Father
To: Walter
Date: Sun Jul 14 11:08:25 2002

Message:
type you fuckin moron, are you dead?  your mother always 
said "why are you raising him to be a gay man", and i 
say......"shut the fuck up...you stupid bitch".

From: om/cf
To: CC
Date: Sun Jul 14 11:15:39 2002

Message:
As much time as these asswipe/asswipe's spend writing their 
unitelligent garbage on this board, its apparent that they get 
little to none of the kinky lovin' they claim to crave. They're 
probably overjoyed when they fire up the computer and hear it 
say 'good morning asshole', its the closest thing to human 
contact they'll have all day.

From: Justice
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 12:52:31 2002

Message:
Like I said earlier, they crave the attention that they can't 
get in the real world.  The were probably picked on a lot in 
school and this is the one place they can go to get a human 
response that isn't someone kicking their ass.  They are lonely 
and forgotten by everyone in their life.

From: Walter
To: om/cf/Justice
Date: Sun Jul 14 13:01:17 2002

Message:
Oh, I think they get some lovin',but it's most probably the 
self-help kind.With all the anal talk from them,I can only hope 
that someone,somewhere,has taught them to wash their hands 
afterword.Not likely,but what the hell.

From: RC
To: Walter
Date: Sun Jul 14 13:32:36 2002

Message:
whats the deal with these posts?

From: Walter
To: RC
Date: Sun Jul 14 16:48:04 2002

Message:
I can answer a question if you like,but first you must ask one.

From: RC
To: Walter
Date: Sun Jul 14 18:56:08 2002

Message:
How fast can u get my dick hard?

From: om/cf
To: Radio Controlled
Date: Sun Jul 14 19:16:56 2002

Message:
Maybe a better a question would be....How fast can U get the 
only little member of your extended family halfway stiff?

From: Facts Finder
To: Om/Cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 19:51:18 2002

Message:
Hi, I know about the suicide bombers in India, they are call 
Tamil Tigers and they killed President Rajiv Ghandhi, son of 
President Indira Ghandhi who was also assasinated by a Sikh body 
guard. The suicide bomber who kill Rajiv is also a young girl. 
Sad to think about all this young suicide bombers

From: CC
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 20:00:06 2002

Message:
Lol
I liked the comment about their computers greeting.
BoardMaster would be a little time consuming.
Maybe when the flow of crap dies down.

From: u know who
To: Wally
Subject: sleep over
Date: Sun Jul 14 20:13:24 2002

Message:
i asked my mommy if u could cum over and spend the night  i like 
eating merlyn's tirds but he keeps shoving me in the closet 
after he screws my mom and soves my dad in the mud pit out 
behind the porta john  last week he shoved my head into the 
porta john and left me there all week  i think i am a stupid 
tird eater and need to have my ass whiped by walter  justice 
says i am a pervert and crazy canuk always wants me to eat out 
sisters cheese laiden clit  spy says i should shove a corn cob 
up my ass and wistle dixie  om/cf always makes me suck start 
merlyn's harley and lick the ground he walks on  walter has me 
stuff my head up his horses ass to be sure his horse can take a 
shit and my dad keeps using me as his cum rag  when u cum over 
bring some k-y jelly 

From: Facts Finder
To: American Soldier/Gerbil Master
Date: Sun Jul 14 20:10:53 2002

Message:
I totally agreed with both of you. Both your facts are true. 
This is the sort of argument we should expect from this board 
with the main point focusing on the backdrop of this site.

As a warning, some people are using other's name in posting 
vulgarities and insult on you, just leave this people alone. 
They are trying to discourage you from posting on this site. Let 
them call you what they one, it doesn't hurt.

Regarding the afghan people. Yes, some of them really want to 
rebuilt their torn out country after the long spelt of war but 
there are also some who still want to hold power on those weak 
aghan people.

Whether the afghan people would be grateful go US. It all depend 
on the new goverment and their religious leader on what is being 
told to the people. As long as religion is concern, I doubt any 
change can be done. You can read there are still many raping and 
killing in those part of aghanistan. Why can't those religious 
leader around the world who are in the same religion with afghan 
tell those people that what they doing is wrong.

Look at Kuwait and Saudi. America came to their Aid, yes agree 
that America have business interest in these countries, but then 
again it is being attack by Iraq. America and its allies managed 
to chase Iraq back and after 10 years, American need their 
support to attack Iraq and they did not give their support is 
that call gratefulness.

So America should not expect anything from these people. Who 
knows the next attack may even come from these people. Look at 
the name of the terrorists in Sept 11, most of them are from 
Saudi, even Osama himself. Maybe America should support Saddam 
in the first place. Actually America was supporting Saddam in 
its war against Iran until they invade Kuwait.

Hope to see more post from you guys.

Have a wonderful day. Take Care



From: Merlyn
To: Facts Finder
Subject: facts
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:08:17 2002

Message:
Long ago when a man was king and lead the army into battle, the 
head was the goal. That's right, the head of the enemy. Nothing 
was more powerful than taking the head of the enemy and it was 
often brought back and used for many things. Kept in a box as a 
deturrant for evil intent and also to shove in the face of 
anyone who doubted your resolve. The tradition still lives on 
today. About a mile or so up ox road is a road called "popes 
head road" for long before the King George could secure tha 
Americas there were many who hated the Catholic and Roman 
rulers. This road was named after the pope who lost his head to 
the colonists. Gallows road is another road named for a tree 
used to hang slaves. Gallows road is just a few miles from DC. 
History is all around us to remind us of how life used to be. 
Now we have a government that plays "chicken" whith our lives. 
Remember VietNam. Thousands of lives lost over a land full of 
crap and nothing more. Political morons spouting big lies. I for 
one say "where is the BEEF!" George Bush cannot do any of what 
he says he can do. He must rely on others and with our split 
party jack ass elepahant governmant nothing is getting done 
except more raises for congress and corporate lobbiest scandal 
stealing our future and that of our children. 
Saddam is laughing while he watches kids commit suicide to 
terrorize anyone he can. It happens in India, Isreal, America 
and many countries. George Sr. stopped at Bagdad, once his oil 
was safe, and left before getting Saddams head. Why? Do the 
math, fuzzy math you say? 


From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: Drink of the night
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:09:09 2002

Message:
Caymen Island Rum! 

From: Merlyn
To: CC
Subject: Great White North
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:13:35 2002

Message:
Party hard. 

From:
To:
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:11:37 2002

Message:
Fifteen of the 19 hijackers on Sept. 11 were Saudi. Osama bin 
Laden is Saudi. Saudi money finances the madrasas in Pakistan 
and mosques around the globe, including in the United States, 
that preach belligerent, America-hating, anti-Semitic Wahhabi 
Islam. American citizens in Saudi Arabia are held as prisoners. 
And Saudi Arabia declines to cooperate in the war on terrorism. 

We are, we keep hearing, the most powerful nation in the history 
of the globe. Why, then, are we permitting ourselves to be so 
abused by a primitive, cruel, uncivilized gang who happened to 
have the good luck to plant their tents over an oil field? 

From: CC
To: Soldier
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:14:09 2002

Message:
If you checked out the archives these subjects have been debated
exhaustively on this board.
I,m just waiting for Bush to attack Iraq so we have something 
new to talk about.
Until then I,ll proceed with my war with U.K.W.   

From: CC
To: ALL
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:20:11 2002

Message:
Tonight there is a show called (the Saudi threat) on TV.
I,m not sure what channel.
 

From: Merlyn
To: CC
Subject: Egypt
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:26:35 2002

Message:
If not Saudi, then Egyptian. Time to make more glass!!

From: Walter
To: RC
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:50:09 2002

Message:
How very coy.How fast do other men get your dick hard?

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Date: Sun Jul 14 21:45:26 2002

Message:
I am extremely disappointed in the "war on terrorism". 
Bush's 'we're gonna kick ass and take names' speeches have 
failed to happen. I understand its a political football and 
certain countries must be appeased, but why in the hell didn't 
we move on after Afghanistan was rooted out? The Philippines are 
fairly well rooted for now, one hostage made it home, prayers to 
her and her children. I do not like the six month warning rule 
of Bush senior being employed by junior at all regarding Iraq. 
Its a high stakes poker game where people are being killed in 
Iraq by Saddam & Sons to stay in power. If Bush wants to talk 
the talk, then lets walk the walk and do the fuckin' job and be 
done with it.

Heads are heavy, scalp the dead fuckers and dry the prizes out 
on a pole back at camp. Injun's learned that from the Europeans.

From: cc
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 22:47:46 2002

Message:
I couldn,t agree with you more.
Iraq should be taken care of.
I think there has been much success outside of Afghanistan, in 
this war against terror.
There have been arrests of Al-Quaida in countries all over the 
world.
Countries are now putting the fight against terror on the top of 
there lists.
It has also prompted government,s to take steps to prepare 
themselves better for future attacks. 

From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 22:51:02 2002

Message:
Hell,we kept,and still keep lettin those fuckheads in 
Afghanastan run away or change sides!They of course regroup,and 
we get to do the whole thing over again.And the sad part is that 
it's costing us well over 1 million a head to kill these 
bastards,when we coulda got the Mafia to do the job for 
20 thousand.The U.S.has not fought a war with unconditional 
surrender since WW I.

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Sun Jul 14 23:30:13 2002

Message:
Without a doubt. If we're gonna fight a war, lets freekin' do 
it. All the economy crapola is no excuse. There will be NO 
econamy to worry about if we don't get our ... stuff together. 
My Bosnian buddy from work (who calls assembly drawing prints, 
drrarrrings) wanted to see if we could sneak into Pakistan, when 
he heard about the reward money on Osama's head. In hindsight, 
me and Senko could have been more sucsessful. LOL!!

From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Jul 14 23:59:05 2002

Message:
It's hard to tell what the hell the objectives are anymore.

 Monday after next I'll know what it's like for people in 
airports.I'm no longer self-employed in the data storage 
business.Starting with Compaq,and have to wear the security 
badges,and metal detectors going in and out of the building.It's 
a big deal,and I can't believe I landed the job.

From: Justice
To: Walter
Date: Mon Jul 15 01:03:17 2002

Message:
Congrats.  What will you be doing at Compaq?  Data storage like 
SAN's or like databases?

From: Walter
To: Justice
Date: Mon Jul 15 01:13:47 2002

Message:
Supervising customizations in the assembly dept.
I started the self-employment bit by approaching small businesses 
that didn't have the know-how or equipment to do their own data 
storage,and did it for them.Great deal for me 5 years ago,but in 
the last couple of years prices have come down,and people are 
learning more and more that they can do it for themselves,since 
there are programs out now,that weren't around then.
 I was still making decent money,but I can make a little more at 
Compaq,plus I get all the benefits paid for,and paying for 
medical myself is getting to be murder.

From: Walter
To: Justice
Date: Mon Jul 15 01:28:01 2002

Message:
....and the medical,dental, 401(K),and stock plans are icing on 
the cake.....
 Not anywhere near a big wheel job,but it puts me in a large 
company where I know I can do well.
 

From: Missy Lopez
To: everyone
Subject: I AM A MUSLIM
Date: Wed Mar 13 00:34:45 2002

Message:
I am an AMERICAN muslim (and i'm not arabic or whatever) and I 
was born and live in the USA, my parent were born and raised in 
the US as well. If you saw me and my family in a grocery store 
you would never guess we're muslim because we are just like any 
american only that our faith is different. I feel I need to help 
clear up what is true and what is not true with regards to 
Islam. Islam is a religion and a person practicing Islam is a 
muslim. There are five basics pillars of islam that any muslim 
should follow. All the guidance of what muslims should do is in 
the holy book called the Qu'ran or "Koran". Unfortunately, it 
seems the Bin Laden and others have taken religion as a vehicle 
to project their political hatred and motives. What his is 
doing, has nothing to do with Islam at all. Islam teaches people 
to be loving, peace giving, god fearing people. It teaches us to 
live with diversity, other religions, and humility. All the 
things that bin laden has said in the interviews and has done in 
the past are not words from the qu'ran but his words. And 
unfortunately the media and lack of real knowledge has blurred 
what is true and what is not. The statement by binladen that non-
muslims cannot live in a muslim country is false - 100% false. 
India was ruled by muslims for 900 years, christians, muslims 
and hindus lived happily together. Same in palestine, before the 
partition, arab jews and arab muslims lived together for 
hundreds of years in peace. The main reasons for hatred and 
fighting the past 5o years was due more to political landscape 
than religion. Unfortunately, religion is a powerful tool that 
gets people motivated and people in power have used it as the 
lauch pad for fighting. Another item that biladen keeps talking 
about is Jihad or holy war. There is discussion of Jihad in the 
Qu'ran and when and why it is appropriate. It is never in 
offensive tactic. Jihad is only permitted when a muslim is being 
opppressed to practice their religion. Only real examples where 
Jihad may have been appropriate in recent years would be the 
Bosnian war where Bosnian muslims were being executed strictly 
based on their religion. But by no means, can a muslim country 
attack another country (muslim or not) as an act of Jihad. That 
is incorrect. the basics of islam are similar to christianity. 
Believe in one god. In arabic the word god is Allah. The god is 
the same between all three religions. jews, muslims and 
christians pray to the same god. That is very important to 
understand. But a true muslim is humble, not greedy, not 
arrogant and never shows jealousy. Tolerance, helping neighbours 
of any race, creed, or religion is the first thing. One of the 
five pillars of islam is to give to the poor. It's required, not 
a choice. As any religion or race, there are a small group of 
radicals that take any religion and bend it for their 
convenience. This seems to be the case with bin laden, saddam 
hussein, and others who have killed humans for their gain. None 
of these people will go to heaven as they believe they will. 
Jihad is not valid here nor does is it say to kill innocent 
children, parents, and siblings. Jihad only allows fighting 
among soliders, not civilians. Unfortunately these people are 
misled and doing very evil things that they will be punished for 
it. I'll stop rambling here..I hope this helps you guys get a 
better understand of what is going on. Just remember, Arab is a 
race..there are Arab Christians, Arab Jews and Arab muslims. At 
the moment radical arab muslims are causing trouble and doing 
things that are absolutely not tolerated in Islam at all. I hope 
these groups are stopped and removed. 

From: Missy Lopez
To: everyone
Subject: Understand the muslim faith before judging it
Date: Mon Jul 15 02:01:32 2002

Message:
I am an AMERICAN muslim (and i'm not arabic or whatever) and I 
was born and live in the USA, my parent were born and raised in 
the US as well. If you saw me and my family in a grocery store 
you would never guess we're muslim because we are just like any 
american only that our faith is different. I feel I need to help 
clear up what is true and what is not true with regards to 
Islam. Islam is a religion and a person practicing Islam is a 
muslim. There are five basics pillars of islam that any muslim 
should follow. All the guidance of what muslims should do is in 
the holy book called the Qu'ran or "Koran". Unfortunately, it 
seems the Bin Laden and others have taken religion as a vehicle 
to project their political hatred and motives. What his is 
doing, has nothing to do with Islam at all. Islam teaches people 
to be loving, peace giving, god fearing people. It teaches us to 
live with diversity, other religions, and humility. All the 
things that bin laden has said in the interviews and has done in 
the past are not words from the qu'ran but his words. And 
unfortunately the media and lack of real knowledge has blurred 
what is true and what is not. The statement by binladen that non-
muslims cannot live in a muslim country is false - 100% false. 
India was ruled by muslims for 900 years, christians, muslims 
and hindus lived happily together. Same in palestine, before the 
partition, arab jews and arab muslims lived together for 
hundreds of years in peace. The main reasons for hatred and 
fighting the past 5o years was due more to political landscape 
than religion. Unfortunately, religion is a powerful tool that 
gets people motivated and people in power have used it as the 
lauch pad for fighting. Another item that biladen keeps talking 
about is Jihad or holy war. There is discussion of Jihad in the 
Qu'ran and when and why it is appropriate. It is never in 
offensive tactic. Jihad is only permitted when a muslim is being 
opppressed to practice their religion. Only real examples where 
Jihad may have been appropriate in recent years would be the 
Bosnian war where Bosnian muslims were being executed strictly 
based on their religion. But by no means, can a muslim country 
attack another country (muslim or not) as an act of Jihad. That 
is incorrect. the basics of islam are similar to christianity. 
Believe in one god. In arabic the word god is Allah. The god is 
the same between all three religions. jews, muslims and 
christians pray to the same god. That is very important to 
understand. But a true muslim is humble, not greedy, not 
arrogant and never shows jealousy. Tolerance, helping neighbours 
of any race, creed, or religion is the first thing. One of the 
five pillars of islam is to give to the poor. It's required, not 
a choice. As any religion or race, there are a small group of 
radicals that take any religion and bend it for their 
convenience. This seems to be the case with bin laden, saddam 
hussein, and others who have killed humans for their gain. None 
of these people will go to heaven as they believe they will. 
Jihad is not valid here nor does is it say to kill innocent 
children, parents, and siblings. Jihad only allows fighting 
among soliders, not civilians. Unfortunately these people are 
misled and doing very evil things that they will be punished for 
it. I'll stop rambling here..I hope this helps you guys get a 
better understand of what is going on. Just remember, Arab is a 
race..there are Arab Christians, Arab Jews and Arab muslims. At 
the moment radical arab muslims are causing trouble and doing 
things that are absolutely not tolerated in Islam at all. I hope 
these groups are stopped and removed. 

From: Facts Finder
To: All
Date: Mon Jul 15 01:47:34 2002

Message:
To win the war on terrorism, America and its allies must be 
firm. Anyone or country who is on the extremists side must be 
contain. Ask the muslims countries, where they want to stand. If 
they choose to be on Allies side then they must do their duty 
and arrest, street protesters, planners, radicals and all who is 
supporting the cause of the extremists, if these cannot be done. 
Then the war on terror will never end.

Actually the whole situation all boils down to poverty. These 
people never ask the question, how come their leaders are so 
rich and can donate millions for propaganda shows but not 
helping their own poor people. Look how much Saddam spent on his 
Birthday.

Actually all these people are hypocrite, their women are all 
cover up and yet in Saudi they have the most sexual abuse of 
foreign women working there. They are just sexual monster. No 
wonder the women are all cover up.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Jul 15 02:08:32 2002

Message:
the saudi probably is fucking their own computer if there is 
naked women on the screen.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Jul 15 02:08:32 2002

Message:
the saudi probably is fucking their own computer if there is 
naked women on the screen.

From: Facts Finder
To: Missy Lopez
Date: Mon Jul 15 02:10:17 2002

Message:
I agree fully with you, if every muslim can agree with what you 
wrote. I believe the world would be a better place where we can 
learn from each other through our behaviour and example. I am a 
christain and have lots of muslims friend too. We visit them 
during Ramadan and they come over during Christmas.

I believe you are doing OK with your work and social life. The 
problem is these people are being oppressed by their own 
goverment and live in poverty and are told by their goverment 
own media that it is because of the West or the Jew that they 
are in poverty. So these people blame it on the America, Jews 
and West. They do not see that their leaders are sitting on 
barrels of oil without doing anything to help them or the 
neighbouring neighbouring countries. So far I have not seen a 
rich Arab blowing himslef up. It is all the teenager who are 
brain wash into hating the Jews and America.

Lets just hope more Muslim like you would stand up and tell the 
rest what they are doing is wrong and not for Islam but for some 
smart people using them for their own caused

You have a wonderful. Insha Allah.

From: Facts Finder
To: Missy Lopez
Date: Mon Jul 15 02:28:00 2002

Message:
Sorry, Have a wonderful day.

From: funny
To: normal
Subject: fuckers be cool
Date: Mon Jul 15 13:09:12 2002

Message:
keep your commects to a minumum,I don'd believe any of this bull-
shit about ISLAM ,JEWS ,OR CHRISTIANS.....OR OTHER SO CALLED 
BELIEVES....NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE stupid(s).

 You need to work make money and live capitalistic (that way) no 
one goes BULLISTIC on you. GOT IT FUCK FACE(s) ,THANK YOU

From: Our Freedom
To: funny
Date: Mon Jul 15 13:24:57 2002

Message:
What do you think your post is?  It is a comment just like 
everyone else.  Keep your comments to yourself.

From: Not so funny
To: funny
Subject: ES&D
Date: Mon Jul 15 14:28:54 2002

Message:
Hey Fucknut, pack sand up your ass and suck eggs!

From: R U MY CUNT?
To: Carol
Subject: Stay off the board PUSSY
Date: Mon Jul 15 14:37:15 2002

Message:
You fucken douchebag!  You are NOT wanted here.  There are 
TWELVE STEPS groups on the internet go there and preach your 
shit.

Wally, you are a sick fuck, you know that? 

TURD is spelled this way, morons of the board, not tird.

U Know Who Dont get pissy if I compete with you, imitation is 
the sincerest form of flattery.  EAT MY DICK!

From:
To: Why R U A Cunt?
Date: Mon Jul 15 15:03:09 2002

Message:
Do you have fun talking to yourself?  We know that you, Wally, 
and u know who are the same person.  Idiot.

From: Board Goat
To:
Subject: Susan DeLucia SHRIMP STORY
Date: Mon Jul 15 15:25:17 2002

Message:
Can whomever posted the SHRIMP STORY about Suzy Delucci, PLEASE 
RE POST IT.  This was the story of a woman named Susan Delucci, 
that had sex with a lobster and died after shrimp eggs were 
implanted in her during her fertile period.  PLEASE CUT AND PASTE


NOTE: ONLY FOUR LINES USED OUT OF CONSIDERATION.

From: Our Freedom
To: Board Goat
Subject: Even though this story is untrue, here it is.
Date: Mon Jul 15 15:46:57 2002

Message:
Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 
year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful 
need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when 
she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. 
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out 
the wrong hole. 

She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina 
erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has 
ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few 
minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning 
tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the 
toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the 
neighbors called the police. 

When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on 
the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. 
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The 
medic  had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her 
left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten 
her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her 
left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at 
which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger 
wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with 
a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature 
that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. 
It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor 
gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The 
horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea 
setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke 
what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into 
a toilet without convulsing. 

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp 
flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is 
bad - wait until you hear how it happened: 

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of 
shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in 
pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and 
fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It 
is believed by medical police that on two nights before the 
accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. 
While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail 
into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a 
lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in 
a violent snapping motion. 

The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was 
positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found 
in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. 
DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs 
that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The 
lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in 
lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to 
be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the 
lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish 
markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the 
lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's cunt when she 
was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate 
and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, 
doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her 
womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which 
are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold 
throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud 
shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine 
the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth 
to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet. 

From: Board Goat
To: above
Subject: GOD BLESS YOU!
Date: Mon Jul 15 16:37:25 2002

Message:
Thanks for the hard work, but you should have PRETENDED that it 
was a true story.  THis is one case, where you are allowed to go 
more than the five sentance maximum..


YOU ARE WELL LOVED.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Jul 15 16:51:20 2002

Message:
Mud Shrimp look like u know wo

From: Walter
To: everybody
Subject: Story about my ex girlfriend please readOne morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.
Date: Mon Jul 15 16:37:25 2002

Message:
One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery 
Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she 
thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she 
realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the 
feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled 
to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into 
the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In 
paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued 
to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch 
and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-
knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the 
police.

When medics arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on 
the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bathrobe. 
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The 
medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left 
leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her 
out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left 
leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which 
point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its 
way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet 
popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the 
tile bathroo