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From: Harold Weckstein
To: Pamela
Date: Mon Apr 1 05:20:38 2002

Message:
Shitler died on 29 April.  He committed suicide like the coward 
he was.

  You worship a paranoid schizophrenic...

     ?   

From: A Friend
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 06:13:09 2002

Message:
What are all those American doing in Arafat office, have they 
forget about Sept 11, or what is to come next, all over the 
world American is still the target of the terrorists. Do you 
need another attack on American before you idiots understand 
what they are doing. As long as you are not on muslims side they 
will kill you. I just hope that American people will stand 
united and know who their friends is.

From: Rationalist
To: Everyone
Subject: Goodbye all
Date: Mon Apr 1 09:16:10 2002

Message:
Well, this will be my final posting on this board.  I had fun 
disccussing topics and learning about other viewpoints.  I'll 
just leave you with my final thoughts.  Mideast peace is an 
oxymoron.  For the last 10,000 years they have had what, 3 years 
of relative peace?  People complain about the hate in America, 
but that is nothing compared to the hate in this region.  
Palastinians have been put down by the Isralie's time and time 
again, and finally they resorted to turning themselves into human 
bombs.  This is obviously not the best way to get things done.  
Killing civilians is wrong.  No two ways about it.  There are 
other ways to fight back.  Sharon, you are an ass muncher, no two 
ways about it.  Arrafat, you are a nut.  Saddam, see ya in hell. 
 Osama, he's prepared your room Saddam.  Omar, we should shot you 
when we had the chance.  Muslims, do something about the 
terrorist, they claim to be of your people.  Christians, do 
something about the KKK, they again claim to be of your people.  
Jewish people... can't really think of what to say about ya'll 
right now.  No leader goes untainted, no society is good, they 
are all curropt.  Accept each other's differnces and move on.  
You don't like someone, then don't look at them, don't talk to 
them, and don't deal with them.  Sister, your news stories are 
completley fake.  Well, goodday to you all.

Blessed be,
Rationalist

From:
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 11:59:08 2002

Message:
Quote of the day: "The only real mistake is the one from which 
we learn nothing."


From:
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 12:14:34 2002

Message:
Quote of the day: "The doors we open and close each day decide 
the lives we live."


From:
To: All
Date: Mon Apr 1 12:51:14 2002

Message:
Look at this link, are the french braindead?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?
tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020401/od_nm/conspiracy_dc_1&cid=573

From: Our Freedom
To:
Subject: French people
Date: Mon Apr 1 13:31:10 2002

Message:
Yeah the French people are pretty fucking stupid and rude.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 13:46:56 2002

Message:
tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020401/od_nm/conspiracy_dc_1&cid=573

From:
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 13:53:13 2002

Message:
TOLD you it was a HOAX! (:^0)

From: Merlyn
To: French
Subject: Hate America? just cuz we kicked their ass!
Date: Mon Apr 1 14:30:14 2002

Message:
Frys anyone? Oh yea that is what they did to the jews? So is 
that where they got the name french fry? OOOOOooooo there goes 
my Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad sense of humor again!

From: Everyman
To: Merlyn
Date: Mon Apr 1 15:47:40 2002

Message:
You're incorrigible!

You want sauce with those fries?

From: Monkey Man
To: Everyone Who Will Listen
Subject: Monkeys
Date: Mon Apr 1 16:47:36 2002

Message:
Fools!  You shall all soon learn that Monkeys are the only true 
intelligent creatures on the planet!  They shall inherit the 
earth!  And when they do, I shall be their ruler, and I will 
lead them to world domination!  Those who do not join me will 
pay dearly!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

From: Prankster
To: Everybody
Date: Mon Apr 1 16:55:36 2002

Message:
Don't you people know?  Today is April Fool's Day!  Celebrate!  
Be happy!  Don't notice when I slip the whoopie cushion on your 
chair while you are standing up!  APRIL FOOL'S!

From: April
To: Fool
Subject: Here I'll sit down
Date: Mon Apr 1 17:32:00 2002

Message:
PFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! Whooooopie!

From: Walter
To: French Fries
Date: Mon Apr 1 18:00:10 2002

Message:
I'm 1/3 French you bastards!LOL!!!!!!

From: Merlyn
To: Walter
Subject: two out of three
Date: Mon Apr 1 19:06:37 2002

Message:
Two out of three ain't bad.

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Subject: Im gettin' hungry
Date: Mon Apr 1 19:42:06 2002

Message:
French fries & Meatloaf?

From:
To: osama bin larden
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
I want to kill you

From: Get a grip
To: As the Dradel turns
Subject: Soap opera
Date: Mon Apr 1 20:04:32 2002

Message:
Meanwhile at the Arafat mansion, "holy book! we have no walls! 
Sharon has knocked them ell down!" A voice from out side "Give 
up Arafat we have your mansion surrounded" Arafat looks out the 
widow "eat me you jew pig!" Loud noise and smoke "choke 
choke" "Holy goat tird! that one blew my turban clean off my 
head!" 
Tune in next time for as the dradel turns! 

From: Get a grip
To: Lawyers
Subject: Balls
Date: Mon Apr 1 20:05:26 2002

Message:
Never under estimate the Little Old Lady..... 



A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying 
a bag of money. 
She insisted that she must speak with the President of the Bank 
to 
open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" 

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered 
her into the 
President's office (the customer is always right!). The 
President of the 
Bank then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She 
replied, 
"$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. 

The President was of course curious as to how she came by all 
this cash, so 
he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash 
around. 
Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make 
bets". The 
President then asked "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman 
said, "Well, 
for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." 

"Ha!" laughed the President, "That's a stupid bet. You can never 
win that 
kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to 
take my bet?" 
"Sure," said the President, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are 
not square!" 

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot 
of money 
involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as 
a witness?" 
"Sure!" replied the confident President. That night, the 
President got very 
nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror 
checking 
his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He 
thoroughly checked 
them out until he was sure there was 
absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win 
the bet. 

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady 
appeared with 
her lawyer at the President's office. She introduced the lawyer 
to the 
President and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the President's 
balls are square!" 

The President agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked 
him to drop 
his pants so they could all see. The President did. The little 
old lady 
peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel 
them. "Well, 
okay," said the President, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I 
guess you 
should be absolutely sure." 

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his 
head against 
the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the 
matter 
with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him 
$100,000 that at 
10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's President's balls 
in my hand." 



From:
To:
Date: Mon Apr 1 20:11:33 2002

Message:
hehehe...that was funny

From: u know who
To: merlyn the incest anal baby
Date: Mon Apr 1 21:24:40 2002

Message:
i bet u would suck my cock and lick my ass after i fucked your 
mother

From: cutter
To: americans
Subject: Don't be decieved
Date: Mon Apr 1 11:39:31 2002

Message:
Our government has been lying to you.  The NSA runs this 
country.  They have over 90 percent of budget spent on 
intelligence and answer to no one.  The  Cia and fbi have less 
then  10 percent and both have committies to answer to. Our 
government all  but admitted to killing JFK, Never really 
makeing it to the moon, and controlling the media.  The Nsa 
feeds the president only the information they want him to act 
on.  There next plot is to get some type of chip put into us as 
a national identity card.   Money will no longer be necessary 
because they can control buying and selling through the chip.  
They had to  allow a major strike to  put fear into people so 
they wouldn't complain when  they took away our constitution.  
Wake up....

From: exmarine
To: cutter
Subject: moon landing
Date: Mon Apr 1 21:36:06 2002

Message:
I studied those pictures to.  Even area 51 was all faked.  
It's pretty wild  what our government can do...We are all sheep.

From:
To: cutter
Date: Mon Apr 1 21:40:29 2002

Message:
I think you've been watching too much outer limits....

From: Amy
To: exmarine & cutter
Date: Mon Apr 1 21:43:04 2002

Message:
ok, who's the nsa, what pictures, and where the hell is a more 
credible source I can examine?  I mean, it's no shock that the 
government has been lying to us, isn't that what they are all 
about, but where are you getting your information?  After all, 
you could be lying to us also.

From: om/cf
To: cutter
Date: Mon Apr 1 21:49:08 2002

Message:
The NSA lab would like you to stop back in, apparently they 
implanted a faulty chip in you. They say your a real cheapskate 
and a trouble maker.

From: Amy
To:
Subject: NSA
Date: Mon Apr 1 22:24:34 2002

Message:
ok, so the nsa is the National Security Agency and they are like 
what, a bunch of American spies?  Eavesdropping on foreign 
conversations and such to better 'protect' us?  Basically a 
bunch of really smart guys who can legally do illegal stuff.    
And you are saying these guys are going to force us to put some 
kind of chip in us?  Is this supposed to be the 'mark of the 
beast'?  and the people who are supposed to protect us killed 
jfk?  So, where can I find more info on that?  sounds a little 
far fetched to me, I'd like to verify it myself if you could 
direct me to a source.

From: Told you so...
To: doubters...
Subject: Israel opens fire on unarmed Britons and Astralians
Date: Mon Apr 1 22:30:50 2002

Message:
http://www.surflondon.com/modules.php?
op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1710

They are showing their true colors now...

Eight people were injured monday including three Britons and an 
Australian when an Israeli soldier fired a burst of live 
ammunition from a machine gun during a protest. The incident, 
which left a BBC camera crew scrambling for cover happened in 
Beit Jala near Bethlehem on Monday afternoon.
 
Kunle Ibidun, 29 from Bristol was hit in the abdomen when the 
soldier opened fire, two other Brits Chris Dunham, and Aisa 
Kiyosue (pictured) also received minor injuries from flying 
shrapnel. 

A BBC newscrew was on the scene and had to run for cover after 
the soldier opened fire. 

http://www.surflondon.com/modules.php?
op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1710



What's next?  
Will Israeli start target practice
on old nuns and American red cross women?



+   Hey Look! English people!  +
+   Israel just loves you - in their cross hairs!   +
+  ! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM !  +


Come visit the Exciting Holy Land !
Take home some shrapnel and lead in your gut
as a token of friendship from Israel. :-)


Ouch - Full Auto fire at point blank range!
Man, That has Gotta Hurt!


I guess Europeans are fair game 
- it's open season on gentiles -


I guess Briton is just gonna stand by and 
just watch it's people get shot.  
They got no balls.  
Good thing the Queen Mum isn't here to see
Briton getting it's ass kicked by a bunch of Israelis...

Same goes for spineless cowardly Australia,
too much of a nancy boy to stand up against Israel?
I guess Aussy Women are not worth fighting for boys?

It's ok, they were just shooting up your women...

No koala bears were harmed while 
Israel was shooting your unarmed civilians...





(No
it
is 
not 
an 
April
1st
joke)

From: Oh, and ya this is more...
To: Anyone supporting the monsters in the middle east
Subject: Oh, I forgot - the Israelis shot these people too:
Date: Mon Apr 1 22:58:08 2002

Message:
Israeli soldiers hit a fifty year old  Frenchman in the head. 
(I guess he was threatening a tank with a baguette or his cane)

two Americans were wounded also,
(with ammo and guns given to Israel by President Clinton)

and one Japanese person too...
(guess they didn't like the look of his Honda
 or maybe his sushi wasn't kosher? - 
  Drop the steamed rice! Step away from the karioke machine!)

And so was a cameraman for Associated Press Television (APTV)
(Dumb journalists, always bringing cameras to a gun fight.)

Guess they bagged their limit on that day!

Britons, Americans, Australian's, French, Japanese and reporters!

Just to Recap Israels TO DO list:
Britons - Target 
America - Target
Austrialia - Target
France - Target
Japan - Target
The Media - Target
'Sir - We have a target rich environment!'


Someone should take their tanks and guns away...
Then they can defend themselves with sticks and rocks
like the children throwing stones at tanks...


Guess they got bored with gunning down 12 year old boys 
 - time to start on those pesky Europeans, Westerners and 
Asians...

Maybe next month it's Germans and Polish and Russians?
or Africans and people from India and Spain?

Uzi bullets : one size fits all!

Busy 
Busy 
Busy 
Israel


http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/breaking/2002/0401/breaking2.htm



From: Walter
To: Merlyn
Date: Mon Apr 1 23:27:16 2002

Message:
No matter what nationality I am,I could never argue with the 
fact that the smart-mouth French have needed a good ass-kickin 
for a long time.A good AMERICAN ass kicking.During the Gulf War 
they wouldn't let us fly over their air space,and never gave us a 
dime for bailing their asses out in two world wars,and during the 
Vietnam War,they still had Michelin rubber plantations there,and 
we had to pay whenever we damaged one of them.And one of the 
reasons we were there in the first place was that their sissy 
asses were getting slaughtered(they took much worse of a beating 
there than we ever could have).

From: om/cf
To: Told Ya
Date: Mon Apr 1 23:47:05 2002

Message:
Stupid Peaceniks with no business in a war zone. BOOO HOOO, I 
shed a tear. These the same dufasses trying to smuggle known 
terrorists out of Arafats office? The same innocent tourists who 
showed up in groups of hundreds and happen to want see war 'up 
close and personal', giving Hamas info on Israeli troop 
positions then stand in wonder as their stupid asses are ,none 
to politly, asked to leave? Being a human shield has its risks 
and to act suprised when some are shot in a war zone is either 
stupid or a lie.

I notice in your 'unbiased report' absolutly no mention of 
innocent Israeli and Arab citizens murdered in their OWN country 
by suicide bombers and snipers. There are at least two sides to 
every story.

Here are a few:

http://soberingup.brinkster.net/victums/evictims.asp

From: Bethlehem weeps blood
To: Christians
Subject: Stand up for Jesus or Bow down to Satan?
Date: Mon Apr 1 23:54:07 2002

Message:
http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/2139171.html

You so called Christians got no balls...
Spineless Christians dont stand up for Bethlehem...
Where are the USA Christian soldiers to defend Jesus' birthplace?

President Bush is a Christian? 
Actions speak louder than words...
Why wont he help defend the Christians in Bethlehem?

And Cowardly Catholics wont even defend their own women and nuns,
The Church of the Nativity has already been damaged by Tank Fire
The Israelis shot off the nose and hands of the statue of Mother 
Mary...
right at the traditional birthplace of Jesus...

"Tanks entered Bethlehem from two directions, witnesses said, 
heading toward the center of town, where the Church of the 
Nativity marks the traditional birthplace of Jesus. Witnesses 
heard exchanges of gunfire a few hundred yards from the church. 
The Israeli military refused to comment."
http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/2139171.html


Maybe next time the tanks can run over crosses 
and crush Jesus too?

I guess christianity is done for now, 
Israeli tanks seem to outgun prayers and church songs...

Looks like the Beast will win once and for all.

'All evil needs to succeed is for good people to sit by and do 
nothing...'  
well the good people of Europe, the USA, Russia, and all the 
rest are just standing by, doing nothing.

At least the English have some brave men and BBC crews who 
risk their lives bringing the truth to the world...

http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/2139171.html











From: Told Ya...
To: om/cf
Subject: well, you are certainly correct!
Date: Tue Apr 2 00:03:10 2002

Message:
True, True... om/cf

Tourists really should pass on the :
'Warfare with Live Fire' sight seeing tour!

I can't say they have much sense in standing in front of tanks.
Not the smartest vacation package to sign up on!
The peace protesters think they are in Iowa or something?
(They play the game a little differently in the middle east)

I am afraid they are just going to get cut down in the crossfire,
no matter who they think they are standing up for...

They will just get caught in the middle...
absorbing stray rounds and fragmentary shrapnel from both sides.

'Hmm,  Cancun at spring break or War Zone in the middle east? 
  Choices? Choices?
  Well the beaches are nice and the bikinis are cute,
  but the Holy Land is so exciting, all the hiding and running!'


I do feel bad for the BBC people 
just trying to do their job...

reminds me of the NBC guy who was killed a few years back...
He was walking around with his big camera...
taking video pictures...
well, from a distance, some soldiers thought he had 
a Rocket launcher, so they shot at him and killed him...
only later to find out it was a camera man.
truely a sad day for NBC and his family...
and from a hundred meters it is hard to tell the difference
from a guy with a big camera, and a guy with some sort of rocket.


From: Marine
To: Cutter
Subject: government
Date: Tue Apr 2 00:52:12 2002

Message:
Research the latest......It's getting crazier.  Nasa 
researcher admits that if the landing was real many images of 
the flag would be sent down from our satelites and telescopes.

From: Marine
To: Cutter
Date: Tue Apr 2 01:00:14 2002

Message:
Also Files will be reopened on Jfk 2021...convenient right...  
It's funny that the cia director doesn't have to face  any 
charges for purgery when he  denied working for them the whole 
time he was in court....

From: dial tone
To: Bethlehem weeps blood
Date: Tue Apr 2 02:04:17 2002

Message:
Shouldn't Arafat be a martyr for his cause like a good little 
Muslim?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...    

From: cli toris
To: john
Subject: UR WRONG
Date: Mon Nov 26 18:36:33 2001

Message:
hey buddy listen here....here in america we dont say the f 
word.  so any way whats up, how are the twins? Give me a call 
sometime  1 843 363 6159

From: Daddy
To: U Know Who/ the faggot Queen
Subject: Lick my square balls
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:16:40 2002

Message:
U know who is a little old lady that has a hard on for my square 
balls! She would like to eat my scrumpy little tirds and fondle 
my ass hole! 

From: u know who
To: Daddy
Subject: Call me some time
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:26:10 2002

Message:
1 804 236 4412   

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:20:26 2002

Message:
I TOLD you they didn't land on the MOON! (:^0)

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:29:48 2002

Message:
REMEMBER:  All of the ills of the world--Jewish plot
         Any technological "advances" made--Jewish plot(made up)
           Any media presentations--  Jewish plot

              "Oh, the Isrealites!"

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:54:02 2002

Message:
Only a few terrorists left! Our biggest season
begins soon - this is a great opportunity for
part-time hours ...

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 09:55:08 2002

Message:
K H Edenfield, (843) 363-6159, Hilton Head Island, SC 29926 

(POOR K H!)

From: u know who
To: Merlyn
Date: Tue Apr 2 10:46:29 2002

Message:
I can't take this anymore.  My dad keeps buying his whiskey and 
not my brain pain medicine.  My mom just got her hours cut at 
Burger King so we are really hurting for money now.  Please 
would someone help me.  I don't mean to yell at you people.  My 
mom might try working the corner every now and then to pull in 
some extra cash.  If we could only get my dad to stop drinking.

Love,
u know who

From:
To: u know who
Subject: you need serious help
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:02:03 2002

Message:
You know they have those clinics where you don't have to have 
money.  You should try one.....seriously.

From: u know who
To: good citizen
Subject: help
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:10:13 2002

Message:
I would go but we don't have a car.  We live close to the Burger 
King so my mom walks and the liquor store is right next to us.  
The free clinics are on the other side of town and I don't have 
money for the bus.  Could somebody give me a ride?

Love,
u know who

From: Justice
To: Cutter/Marine
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:15:54 2002

Message:
I pity uneducated morons such as yourself.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:18:12 2002

Message:
Intro:

1----------9---7-7---7---7--7----7-7---0---------
2----------10--8-8---7---7--7h8--7-7---5---------
3------9---9---7-7---7---7--7----7-7---6---------
4------9---11--9-9---7---7--7h9--7-7---7---------
5-1/-------0---------------------------0--0-0----
6------------------------------------------------

Repeat as other instruments come in, till verse....

The (D)mountain is (A)high, the (G)valley is (A)low
And (D)you're con(A)fused, 'bout (G)which way to (A)go
So (D)I've come (A)here to (G)lend you a (A)hand
And (D)lead you (A)into the (G)promised (A)land, so

(F#m)Come (G)on and take a (A)free ride  (free ride)
(F#m)Come (G)on and sit here (D)by my side
(F#m)Come (G)on and take a (D)free ride

1----------------------------------------5-------------
2---------------------------------------5---/10--------
3-------------------------------------/6---------------
4-10-10-9-9-8-8-7-7------7-7---9b--7--------------9b--7
5--------------------7h9-------------------------------
6------------------------------------------------------

All over the country, I've seen it the same
Nobody's winnin' at this kind of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers must come from within, so

Chorus

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:25:14 2002

Message:
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad, is going away.
She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.
She said that living with me, is bringing her down yeah.
For she would never be free, when I was around.
She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.
I don't know why she's ridin' so high, she ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me, before she gets to saying goodbye,
She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me.
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad, is going away, yeah.
She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.
I don't know why she's ridin' so high, she ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me, before she gets to saying goodbye,
She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me.
She said that living with me, is bringing her down, yeah.
For she would never be free, when I was around.
Ah, she's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.

From: daddy
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:38:28 2002

Message:
sing along on my vespa

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:35:40 2002

Message:
They're rioting in Africa, They're starving in Spain 
There's hurricanes in Florida, And Texas needs rain 


This whole world is festering with unhappy souls 

The French hate the Germans, The Germans hate the Poles 

Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch 

And I don't like anybody very much 


From:
To: All
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:39:36 2002

Message:
It's time to play the music.
It's time to light the lights.
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup.
It's time to dress up right.
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet show tonight.

Why do we always come here.
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.

And now let's get things started.
Why don't you get things started?
It's time to get things started on the most sensational, 
inspirational, celebrational, Muppentational.
This is what we call the Muppet show!

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:44:28 2002

Message:
They're rioting in Africa (whistling)
They're starving in Spain (whistling)
They're hurricanes in Cuba (whistling)
And China needs rain (whistling)
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
The Yugoslavs hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like Osama bin Laden very much

But you can be tranquil and thankful and proud
For man's been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud
(Au revoir monsieur president Arafat)
I tell you to sign the treaty sweetie
And we know for certain that some lovely day
Someone will set the spark off
And we shall all be blown away 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:48:26 2002

Message:
Intro: 
There are days in my life when everything is dreary 
I grow pessimistic, sad and world weary. 
But when I'm tearful and fearfully upset 
I always sing this merry little minuet: 

They're rioting in Africa 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:49:45 2002

Message:
FRENCH FRIES 

by John Calvi, c. 1982 

This old world has troubles, everyone knows 
there's garbage in all of our lives 
We try to get through it, each our own way, 
And for me, I just eat french fries. 

Some they take vitamins, A B and C 
Tofu, granola, brown rice. 
They all give me wheat germ and brewers yeast 
And I put it on my french fries. 

Some got religion, devotion and guilt 
Charity and grace are divine 
I hear things are hotter than ever in Hell 
But in Heaven do they have french fries? 

Some watch the stars, and have their charts done 
And read all about every sign 
I wonder if Taurians every full moon 
Pig out like me on french fries. 

Some think the army, the bombs and the guns 
Will one day save all of our lives, 
I don't believe it--heat up your pans 
Make peace, and lots of french fries. 


From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:51:18 2002

Message:
FREEDOM IS LIKE GOLD 

There's many who talk of Freedom 
And we have some it's true 
But if you think it's fairly shared around 
Then you don't have a clue, 
No you just don't have a clue. 

Freedom oh Freedom while men are bought and sold 
You're free if you've plenty of money boys 
For freedom is like gold. Freedom is like gold. 

She's young and she's a mother 
Her man is out on the town 
Her life reads like a lousy book 
But she can't put it down 
No, she just can't put it down. 

Apartheid in South Africa 
Is everything that's vile 
In this land of inequality 
Slavery's in style 
Slavery's in style. 

Have you ever been in CND. 
And are you a union man? 
If you stood at the Mine in the picket line 
You may never work again. 
You may never work again. 

And the rich folk they have plenty 
While the poor folk they have none 
But who must die when the bullets fly? 
It's the poor man and his son 
The poor man and his son. 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 11:56:44 2002

Message:
THE HELL-BOUND TRAIN (2) 

A drunkard lay on the bar-room floor 
He drunk till he could not drink no more; 
He went to sleep with a troubled brain 
And dreampt he was on the hell-bound train. 

The fireman he was a crazy tramp, 
An' the headlight it is a brimstone Lamp, 
The tank was full of lager beer, 
An' the Devil himself was the engineer. 

The train it flew at an awful pace, 
The brimsione a-burnin' both hands an' face, 
An' worse an' worse the roadbed grew, 
An' faster an'faster the engine flew. 

He blowed the whistle an' rung the bell, 
An' the Devil says, "Boys, the next stop's Hell," 
An' all the passengers yelled with pain 
An' begged the Devil to stop the train. 

But the Devil he laughed at their misery, 
He hollered an' roared an' yelled with glee, 
You paid your fare, with the rest of my load, 
An' you got to ride to the end of the road. 

You robbed the weak an' done wrong to the pore, 
Turned hungry folks away from your door, 
You laid up gold till your purses bust, 
You ruined young gals with your beastly lust. 

You mocked at God in your stubborn pride, 
You murdered an' killed an' cheated an' lied, 
You double-crossed partners an' cussed an' stole, 
You belong to me both body an'soul. 

You paid your fare at Shamrock's bar, 
An' now you'll ride in the Devil's car, 
An' here's one time when I am no liar, 
I'll carry you all to the land of fire. 

Your bones will burn in the flames that roar, 
You'll scorch an' sizzle from rind to core, 
Then the barroom rang with a awful scream 
As the drunkard woke from his turrible dream. 


From: Daddy
To: All
Date: Tue Apr 2 13:16:08 2002

Message:
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything I believe we should 
all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real 
problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I 
go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my 
cock. 

      Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up 
a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. 
Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their 
workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy 
looked like a real man's man, too big biceps, meaty thighs, 
thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until 
he started sucking my cock, that is. 

      Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I 
look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without 
realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering 
the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that 
reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." 

      I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to 
do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking 
my cock, I've got a real problem. 

      Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and 
came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. 
He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that 
mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! 

      What is it with these homos? Can't they control their 
sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them 
to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? 

      Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked 
by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach 
club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my 
wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to 
me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I 
could do to stop them. 

      I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot 
of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this 
happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? 
And where did he get those fantastic boots? 

      It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a 
man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me 
and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even 
started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes 
during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with 
my wife even some that haven't actually happened, like the 
sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks 
forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. 

      Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying 
to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel 
tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, 
believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these 
homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, 
frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way 
to get them to stop. 

      I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no 
avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-
looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the 
hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't 
work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really 
started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were 
sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their 
mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their 
face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have 
to do to get the message across to these swishes? 

      I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit 
sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to 
drastic measures like maybe pinning them down to the cement 
floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working 
my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and 
clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I 
mean, you can't get much more direct than that.


From: u know who
To: Daddy
Subject: We all know about you
Date: Tue Apr 2 14:18:49 2002

Message:
It's the vespa! It makes Queers just drop & drool! Let's go in 
the closet and scrump! Ya big gay biker! 

From: I wanna sing a song too...
To: the above unnamed Karaoke DJ
Subject: stepping up to the mic....
Date: Tue Apr 2 14:41:48 2002

Message:
Imagine there's no heaven, 
It's easy if you try, 
No hell below us, 
Above us only sky, 
Imagine all the people 
living for today... 

Imagine there's no countries, 
It isn't hard to do, 
Nothing to kill or die for, 
No religion too, 
Imagine all the people 
living life in peace... 

Imagine no possessions, 
I wonder if you can, 
No need for greed or hunger, 
A brotherhood of man, 
imagine all the people 
Sharing all the world... 

You may say Im a dreamer, 
but Im not the only one, 
I hope some day you'll join us, 
And the world will live as one. 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 15:07:49 2002

Message:
Yea...............Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. 

From:
To:
Subject: yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
Date: Tue Apr 2 16:44:25 2002

Message:
Satan has a secret. It is the secret about his three primary 
strategies to destroy us. If Satan can convince our culture to 
adopt the philosophy precipitated by these secret strategies he 
can brainwash our children, disrupt our families, manipulate our 
culture, and bring apostasy within the Church.
These three secret strategies are: 
All opinions are equal 
Never judge anyone 
Never step on toes 
http://www.saint-mike.org/Library/Essays-JohnPaul/secret.html

From: Our Freedom
To:
Subject: Saint Mike
Date: Tue Apr 2 17:30:21 2002

Message:
www.saint-mike.org
Proving my theory right that religion breeds hate and teaches to 
judge everyone but themselves.
Just read the member guidelines:

Please do not apply if you are a member or supporter, or have 
personal views consistent with those of Call to Action, 
Catholics for Free Choice, Planned Parenthood, National 
Organization for Women, National Abortion Rights Action League, 
Dignity, or any other organization that promotes abortion, 
abortion rights, contraception use, women priests, liturgical 
dancing (in the Latin Rite), homosexual marriages or 
normalization of homosexual sex, and other so-called "liberal" 
views contrary to the official teaching of the Church.

From: Walter
To: Our Freedom
Date: Tue Apr 2 17:59:33 2002

Message:
Except for Planned Parenthood,and women priests,that would make 
an excellent sign for my front door.

From: North Carolina Gal
To: Daddy
Date: Tue Apr 2 17:49:18 2002

Message:
I thought I had a good imagination.... You really have me 
beat....lol

From: Our Freedom
To: North Carolina Gal
Subject: Daddy
Date: Tue Apr 2 18:13:49 2002

Message:
Thanks

From: Daddy
To: Homosexuals
Subject: Cock suckers
Date: Tue Apr 2 18:23:53 2002

Message:
It just all seems to hard to understand why other gays think I 
am a Gay too. What is it about me, is it my long nails? The 
lisp? or is it the way I walk? I just don't understand. Hey any 
way the wind blows is fine with me! But I just can't get over 
the constant cock sucking. It might be my pink socks, and my 
pink tie. After all I can say for sure that they all seem real 
attracted to me and wink at me. Perhapse I shouldn't greese back 
my hair and use that bright red lipstick so often. 

From: u know who
To: daddy
Subject: it's ok I love you!
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:08:50 2002

Message:
Oh honey! I'm in love with your gay ass! Come in the closet and 
eat me!

From: Marine
To: Justice
Subject: moon landing
Date: Tue Apr 2 19:55:10 2002

Message:
If you had half a brain you would ask yourself why no one has 
went for the  last 14 years.....Government says it's to 
expensive..Thousands of people would pay to  be allowed to go.  
Also with our new computers...back then we were still working 
with punchcard machines basically, we would be able to zip back 
and forth.  Russia was ahead of us in the space program so  we 
faked it to get world support for our space program.   Look at 
the photos you idiot....Don't you think that the dust Armstrong  
put his footprint in would get in the air when the blasted the 
rockets to land...When the door opens its clear as a glass.  
Look at  the films..when the space  car drives the rocks hit the 
ground...they don't float down....The same mountains are in the 
back of each picture..just pushed together in one yet their 
suppose to be taken miles apart according to their map....Plus 
how did they get the equipment up their...Look at the photo's 
the shadows are wrong...the people are superinposed over the 
film...They didn't even do a good job at it at today's 
standard...  Russia never could make it....Neither could we.  
Every other country knows this but us.  Don't you think someone 
would of put a space station up there by now...  Or at least 
sent a picture back...  It seems to me your the one in ignorance.

From: Englishbob
To: Marine
Subject: moon
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:11:13 2002

Message:
Way to tell him...We've known this in England for 10 years.  
You  American's are a little slow.  Our media  does the same  
thing only it's a joke over her.

From: om/cf
To: Marine
Subject: Houston, we have a problem.
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:28:11 2002

Message:
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the 
moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one 
giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several 
remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other 
astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the 
lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." 
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning 
some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they 
found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American 
space programs. 

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what 
the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa 
Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a 
reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He 
finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so 
Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, 
Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His 
brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' 
bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorksy. As he 
leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting 
at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex 
when the kid next door walks on the moon!" 

From: Walter
To: Marine
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:27:33 2002

Message:
Technology is magic to the ignorant.

From: Justice
To: Marine
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:42:31 2002

Message:
Riiiiiiggggghtttt.  I thought they didn't allow drugs in the 
armed forces.  You people get so bored that you sit around and 
make up campfire stories while smoking your crack.  Try a 
different hobby such as watching grass grow or are you going to 
tell me that it grass growing is a government plot also.

From: Iceman
To: Justice
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:49:17 2002

Message:
Hey before you judge him as a crackpot check it out for 
yourself.  Type in moon landing and do a little research.

From: me
To: anyone
Subject: who cares
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:53:01 2002

Message:
O.k.  I looked it up and it is probably bullshit.  Maybe that 
is why we killed Kenedy cause he was gonna talk.  Who cares.  We 
can still kick Bin's butt.  Even if we never got out of orbit we 
can still nuke him.

From: Chimp
To: Monkey Man
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:09:32 2002

Message:
i shall jon u monkey amn and together we can open up sock shops 
all over the world muuuhahahahahahah













ha

From: Cutter
To: anyone
Subject: moon landing
Date: Tue Apr 2 20:58:33 2002

Message:
You should care.  Do you think that is all they have lied to you 
about.  Nasa will no longer release the photos of the moon 
landings though their is still enough copies on the net.  Your 
government lies about terroist attacks also. They knew their 
would be a strike.  The had time to stop the second and third 
airplanes.  However they need this to get a national ID.  This 
way they can control your money.  You have lost your freedom.  
The constitution is gone.  Put your driver's license in a bank 
teller machine and it will give you all your information though 
it will not let you make financial transactions.  At least that 
is true in Florida.  Our government is planning on doing away 
with money and putting a chip in you so they know everything 
they need to know  about you.   You will only be able to buy 
groceries if you have this.  Get gas. Live.   They will allow at 
least one more large terrorist attack to come through so the 
public will be in a state of panic and aggree to 
anything.                 Also research where your enemies got 
the anthrax from.  Find out where mad cow, aides, etc came 
from.  We push the flu shot to protect the old and young while 
we build the general population immunities up.  Your sheep.

From: me
To: monkeyman
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:15:01 2002

Message:
I've gone banana's

From: om/cf
To: Justice
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:18:43 2002

Message:
One of the first areas under goverment control to get cut when 
money is tight are services for the mentally ill. They have no 
lobbyists. They just open the doors and let em fly away.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:21:32 2002

Message:
Put your driver's license in a bank 
teller machine and it will give you all your information though 
it will not let you make financial transactions.

Gee, why can't I get any money?

From: Our Freedom
To:
Subject: Is this Franky?
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:27:25 2002

Message:
Cutter=Marine=Iceman
Are you carrying on a conversation with yourself again?  Are you 
trying to make yourself seem somewhat intelligent.  Sorry but we 
are not fooled.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:23:12 2002

Message:
Maybe their  
right                                                            
 Maybe your wrong.   I read a poem from a minister who went to 
the concentration camp     It goes something like this:  First 
they came for the Jews,    But I was not a Jew so I did not 
speak out.  Then they came for the communist,  But I was not a 
communist so I did not speek out.  Then they came for the trade 
unionist, but I was not a trade unionist so I didn't not speak 
out.  Then they came for me,  and their was no one left to speak 
out for me.  :       We are throwing a lot of American's in jail 
for crimes with no victims.  

From: me
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:30:37 2002

Message:
HuH.  Poetry.  conspiracy theory.  I say nuke em.

From:
To:
Subject: Moon walking and crack smoking
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:32:55 2002

Message:
According to the show NASA was a blundering movie producer 
thirty years ago. For example, Conspiracy Theory pundits pointed 
out a seeming discrepancy in Apollo imagery: Pictures of 
astronauts transmitted from the Moon don't include stars in the 
dark lunar sky -- an obvious production error! What happened? 
Did NASA film-makers forget to turn on the constellations?

Most photographers already know the answer: It's difficult to 
capture something very bright and something else very dim on the 
same piece of film -- typical emulsions don't have 
enough "dynamic range." Astronauts striding across the bright 
lunar soil in their sunlit spacesuits were literally dazzling. 
Setting a camera with the proper exposure for a glaring 
spacesuit would naturally render background stars too faint to 
see.

Here's another one: Pictures of Apollo astronauts erecting a US 
flag on the Moon show the flag bending and rippling. How can 
that be? After all, there's no breeze on the Moon....

Not every waving flag needs a breeze -- at least not in space. 
When astronauts were planting the flagpole they rotated it back 
and forth to better penetrate the lunar soil (anyone who's set a 
blunt tent-post will know how this works). So of course the flag 
waved! Unfurling a piece of rolled-up cloth with stored angular 
momentum will naturally result in waves and ripples -- no breeze 
required!

The best rebuttal to allegations of a "Moon Hoax," however, is 
common sense. Evidence that the Apollo program really happened 
is compelling: A dozen astronauts (laden with cameras) walked on 
the Moon between 1969 and 1972. Nine of them are still alive and 
can testify to their experience. They didn't return from the 
Moon empty-handed, either. Just as Columbus carried a few 
hundred natives back to Spain as evidence of his trip to the New 
World, Apollo astronauts brought 841 pounds of Moon rock home to 
Earth.

"Moon rocks are absolutely unique," says Dr. David McKay, Chief 
Scientist for Planetary Science and Exploration at NASA's 
Johnson Space Center (JSC). McKay is a member of the group that 
oversees the Lunar Sample Laboratory Facility at JSC where most 
of the Moon rocks are stored. "They differ from Earth rocks in 
many respects," he added.

"For example," explains Dr. Marc Norman, a lunar geologist at 
the University of Tasmania, "lunar samples have almost no water 
trapped in their crystal structure, and common substances such 
as clay minerals that are ubiquitous on Earth are totally absent 
in Moon rocks."

Fortunately not all of the evidence needs a degree in chemistry 
or geology to appreciate. An average person holding a Moon rock 
in his or her hand can plainly see that the specimen came from 
another world.

"Apollo moon rocks are peppered with tiny craters from meteoroid 
impacts," explains McKay. This could only happen to rocks from a 
planet with little or no atmosphere... like the Moon.

Meteoroids are nearly-microscopic specks of comet dust that fly 
through space at speeds often exceeding 50,000 mph -- ten times 
faster than a speeding bullet. They pack a considerable punch, 
but they're also extremely fragile. Meteoroids that strike 
Earth's atmosphere disintegrate in the rarefied air above our 
stratosphere. (Every now and then on a dark night you can see 
one -- they're called meteors.) But the Moon doesn't have an 
atmosphere to protect it. The tiny space bullets can plow 
directly into Moon rocks, forming miniature and unmistakable 
craters. 

"There are plenty of museums, including the Smithsonian and 
others, where members of the public can touch and examine rocks 
from the Moon," says McKay. "You can see the little meteoroid 
craters for yourself."

Just as meteoroids constantly bombard the Moon so do cosmic 
rays, and they leave their fingerprints on Moon rocks, 
too. "There are isotopes in Moon rocks, isotopes we don't 
normally find on Earth, that were created by nuclear reactions 
with the highest-energy cosmic rays," says McKay. Earth is 
spared from such radiation by our protective atmosphere and 
magnetosphere.

Even if scientists wanted to make something like a Moon rock by, 
say, bombarding an Earth rock with high energy atomic nuclei, 
they couldn't. Earth's most powerful particle accelerators can't 
energize particles to match the most potent cosmic rays, which 
are themselves accelerated in supernova blastwaves and in the 
violent cores of galaxies.

Indeed, says McKay, faking a Moon rock well enough to hoodwink 
an international army of scientists might be more difficult than 
the Manhattan Project. "It would be easier to just go to the 
Moon and get one," he quipped.

And therein lies an original idea: Did NASA go to the Moon to 
collect props for a staged Moon landing? It's an interesting 
twist on the conspiracy theory that TV producers might consider 
for their next episode of the Moon Hoax.

"I have here in my office a 10-foot high stack of scientific 
books full of papers about the Apollo Moon rocks," added 
McKay. "Researchers in thousands of labs have examined Apollo 
Moon samples -- not a single paper challenges their origin! And 
these aren't all NASA employees, either. We've loaned samples to 
scientists in dozens of countries [who have no reason to 
cooperate in any hoax]."

Even Dr. Robert Park, Director of the Washington office of the 
American Physical Society and a noted critic of NASA's human 
space flight program, agrees with the space agency on this 
issue. "The body of physical evidence that humans did walk on 
the Moon is simply overwhelming."

"Fox should stick to making cartoons," agreed Marc Norman. "I'm 
a big fan of The Simpsons!"


From: Justice
To: Cutter
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:35:27 2002

Message:
Hey Cutter.  Get off the computer.  They are watching you right 
now.  Quick, run away!  Far far away.  Go live in the 
mountains.  Oh wait.  They can track you with satellites where 
ever you go.  Just kill yourself.

From: Justice
To: Iceman
Subject: Here is what I found
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:38:46 2002

Message:
Who comes up with these ideas?  Time to introduce the people who 
make their money out of it and explore some of their other 
ideas.  Make your own mind up on the reliability of their 
opinions.  It sometimes hard to follow their logic, it's 
sometimes infuriating how stupid you think they're being.  But 
one thing that does come across clear; they all want your money.

Bill Kaysing
The original prince of all things hoaxular!  Bill Kaysing used 
to work as a writer/librarian for Rocketdyne, a company that was 
involved in the construction of the Apollo lunar landers.  But 
he left in 1963, well before the majority of Apollo work.   He's 
rather shy of explaining his somewhat unscientific job and 
tenuous link with NASA and doesn't mind representing himself as 
some kind of expert in a field he has absolutely no 
qualifications or experience in. 

Anyway, here's a quick run through some of things Bill is 
totally convinced are fact.
The shadows theory. Bill doesn't understand uneven surfaces. 
The size of the earth in lunar photos is wrong and the shadows 
aren't parallel.  Despite the help of lots of unnamed 
photographic experts Bill still doesn't under the principles of 
camera focal distances or vanish points. 
The moon rocks were made on Earth. Bill had an (unnamed) expert 
Geologist examine the rocks. He was convinced they were made on 
Earth. Just quite he managed this without the smallest sample of 
said rocks is anyone's guess. Maybe his expert doesn't bother 
with such details? 
NASA killed astronaut Jim Irwin. Apparently he was going to tell 
Bill everything when he had a mysterious heart attack. Evidence? 
Well, none of course. 
NASA killed the entire crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger Crew 
because the civilian Christa McAuliffe aboard was going to tell 
everyone that you really can see the stars in space. Evidence? 
Well, none of course. Obviously the idea just to ground the 
unfortunate Ms McAuliffe and take someone else didn't occur to 
NASA. Hell, let's just spectacularly, embarrassingly and 
expensively kill them all in front of the whole world! Besides, 
Bill still doesn't understand that you can see stars in space, 
it's just an issue of camera exposure times. 
The USSR knew NASA was faking, but they were in on the secret 
because they were faking too. A totally unprecedented amount of 
co-operation between the two powers at the height of the cold 
war. Nice of the Ruskies to let America win too. Why didn't they 
get in with their faked landing before NASA's ? 
Bill has been published in the extremely accurate newspaper The 
Weekly World News. Well, need I add anything to this statement? 
Astronauts who claim to have been on the moon hang up on him and 
refuse to talk to him. This proves they have something to hide. 
*Ring Ring* Hello, this is Neil Armstrong. I will be remembered 
centuries from now as one of the most famous persons in the 
history of mankind, ever. Who's calling, please? 

Hi, I'm Bill Kaysing. I'm a total nobody who has made a short-
term name for himself by calling you a fraud and a liar. Could 
you make me seem important by giving me five minutes of your 
time? I hope that the tiniest fraction of your fame might rub 
off on me.

*Click. Brrrrrr* 

Gee, I wonder why he hung up? What's he hiding? 

The US & British government bribed the Japanese to bomb Pearl 
Harbour in order to drag American into WW2. Ok, nothing to do 
with the Moon, but a fair indication of which planet Bill's on. 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:44:18 2002

Message:
How come we can't get back there?

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:53:35 2002

Message:
Why waste the money?  Moon travel isn't cheap you know.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 21:56:35 2002

Message:
plenty of people would pay to go.  Free trip to set up spy 
station.

From: Cutter
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:01:26 2002

Message:
It seems like everyone else in the world can build a nuke or 
make a comuputer but still no one else can figure out what we 
did in the 70's.  We and the Russians go into orbit yearly 
however you would think we would take one of them to actully 
land on her.  The truth is we never made it out of orbit.  
That's not even half way.  

From: me
To: bin and cutter
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:06:09 2002

Message:
keep typin in blue.  That way you don't show up.  I'm still 
gonning to nuke you

From: Heavens Gate
To: Moonies
Subject: free rides
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:00:09 2002

Message:
When the next comet comes put five bucks in your pocket, put on 
the new white Nikes, do a proper shutdown on your computer, and 
overdose on Valium or 'Ludes washed down with a clear liquid 
(Vodka works well) for purity. Our spaceship will drop you off 
on the moon. Thats a promise.

From: Justice
To: Cutter
Subject: Heavens Gate
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:12:46 2002

Message:
Looks like you are being called.  I'll tell you what.  Since you 
think money will not be used anymore, just send all that you 
have to me.  I will watch it for you.

From: Iceman
To: Justice
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:17:26 2002

Message:
Where did you look this up.  Everything I read seems logical 
that it could of been faked.  However the photos could be fakes 
of fakes.  I do wonder why Russans or us have not gone back.   
It all seems rather suspicious to me.

From: Justice
To: Iceman
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:51:07 2002

Message:
http://www.redzero.demon.co.uk/moonhoax/

http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html

From: me
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:45:06 2002

Message:
I think Israel is kicken ass.  Arofat is quakin in his shoes.

From: Walter
To: Justice
Subject: Heaven's Gate
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:13:06 2002

Message:
I don't know if all of them did it,but some of the men had their 
 private parts removed.I've seen photos of them,but I never kept 
them cause seeing them once was too many times.
 These were not a group of idiots(at least until the end 
anyway),and how they could be talked into this stuff is way 
beyond my understanding.

From: Justice
To: Walter
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:24:31 2002

Message:
You want to know how?  Read Cutter and Marines postings.  That 
should explain the intellectual capacity of the Heaven's Gate 
followers.

From: Walter
To: Justice
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:28:44 2002

Message:
LOL!!!    

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:23:45 2002

Message:
I'll admit to posting above as Heavens Gate, but thats all I'll 
admit to! Yes, what happened in San Diego was very wierd. I 
smell a conspiracy! I had forgotten about the 'unisex' thing. 
Wasnt Lt. Ohura from the original Star Trek one of the dead? Its 
been what, 5 years or so.

From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:36:57 2002

Message:
It didn't know Lt.Ohura was in that mess.There was something 
also about pudding because we had a Hale-Bott party,and we were 
all eating pudding for some goofball reason,and we found out that 
all those dingbats decided to kill themselves!Supposedly these 
folks were of above average intelligence,and the people who were 
friends of these people were shocked at the way they started 
acting towards the end.Once again I was branded an asshole 
because I laughed my ass off at the news.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:47:50 2002

Message:
So...how's the weather?

From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Apr 2 23:52:17 2002

Message:
http://www.heavensgatetoo.com/

 Sorry........just went to this site.Hale-Bopp,not Hale-Bott.

From: om/cf
To: Walter
Date: Wed Apr 3 00:05:57 2002

Message:
I checked out that site, just shortly. Lots of writing 
in "quotations". I've known people who do the finger "quotes" 
all the time and I get the urge to "choke" them. LOL!!
Take care, 5 am rolls around early.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 00:17:22 2002

Message:
Weather sucks....global warming, my ass.

From: Iceman
To: Justice
Subject: Moon
Date: Tue Apr 2 22:57:35 2002

Message:
I done reading about the moon landings but I'll have to admit 
I have my doubts.  In 1969 we did this easily yet today we say  
it's  too expensive when U.S.A. is  the wealthiest country in 
the world.   Some rich man would pay to go up there.  The 
pictures sure look like the horizon's where the moutains are 
were painted in.  One web sight claims we can't break out of the 
radiation rings.  That's why our astronaughts go into orbit 
regularly but not too the moon.  And the satelite's, are they 
that much better than  the hubble telescope.  If so why didn't 
we send one of them up  instead of spending millions to fix the 
hubble.   I don't know if this is true or not but I read that 
each time they got left earth  atmospher only five men 
communicated with them till they got back in orbit around 
earth.  They dismissed everyone else.  It also said that they're 
were many more qualified astronaughts but they chose only ex 
military.  I'm  just saying their could be a cover up here when 
you look at the pictures.   The web sights your have listed is 
one guy who gets his  funding from Nasa and another guy who I  
know nothing about.  Alright I done with the moon crap.

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From: CRAZY CANUCK
To: EVERYONE
Subject: I HAVE OSAMA
Date: Wed Apr 3 05:52:57 2002

Message:
Osama Bin Ladden lives in my dog house 
I take him out once a day and beat him with my hockey stick
When he is hungry I feed him imported Camel Cum
On friday night,s I show him video of the 9/11 attacks
This usually get,s his spirits up
Then I beat him with my hockey stick again
Osama and the next door neighbour,s dog fucked,and had puppies
The puppies have a uncanny resemblance to George Bush
Tommorrow I will start selling ticket,s for $20.00 
To beat Osama with my hockey stick

From: Merlyn
To: For whom this nightmare is truly due........
Subject: God's judgement
Date: Wed Apr 3 08:30:18 2002

Message:
If we were to back out and look down at the current situation, 
we could clearly see. Down on earth the struggle and guise of 
the m l e. In the name of religion a sordid guise. Activity that 
anyone would deem unwise. 
 In the very place of the most sacred of sites. The worst 
atrocities, Hate and violation of human rights. Sadly walks the 
man of peace on those sacred streets. As he watches murder, 
slavery and war by men in bed sheets. 
 Muslim, Jew, Christian and Hindu. They all cry, scream and 
blame all this on me and you. In the light of this day the real 
plight is so clearly seen. Yet all stand in bewilderment, 
thinking what can this all mean. 
 A promise of salvation, world domination or land granted by 
God. Mans anger in disappointment as his own blood runs in the 
sod. Perhaps this lesson so rude and unwanted by those who claim 
their fantasy is the only one that can be true. For them and 
them only this nightmare is truly due.................

From: Justice
To: CRAZY CANUCK
Subject: Osama puppies
Date: Wed Apr 3 08:53:39 2002

Message:
What forms of payment do you take?  Do I have to bring my own 
hockey stick?

From: Merlyn
To: hocky stick
Date: Wed Apr 3 09:02:50 2002

Message:
If I pay a little extra, can I use a baseball bat?? 

From: Get a grip
To: Lunartics
Subject: Moon Landing
Date: Wed Apr 3 10:31:49 2002

Message:
Can you hear me Major tom, Can you hear me major tom?
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do............

From: Truth
To: Nation of baby raping Catholic's
Date: Wed Apr 3 10:50:27 2002

Message:
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From: Truth
To: USA
Date: Wed Apr 3 10:58:09 2002

Message:
SO how does it feel to be a nation of baby rapers?

From: Englishbob
To: americans
Date: Wed Apr 3 10:57:35 2002

Message:
Your stupid.  I suppose Clinton didn't have sex either with 
Lewinski either.  Honest Abe.

From: me
To: English bob
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:04:58 2002

Message:
We kicked your ass didn't we.  Do you believe that?  Go drink 
some more tea.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:06:31 2002

Message:
Depends upon the definition of sex.

From: Truth
To: United Sissies of America
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:07:09 2002

Message:
We at least caught you by suprise!!


From: om/cf
To: E-bob
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:08:11 2002

Message:
Care for a cigar? Fresh from the humidor?!!!

From: Englishbob
To: me
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:06:59 2002

Message:
I suppose ufo's are little green men also.  Why do you think 
your government sell your television frequencies for practically 
free to your media.  Moron.  Watch the way they drop leaflet's 
over the aphaghanastan's heads to spread their propaghanda 
bullshit.  You go ahead pay your taxes. Support their bullshit 
until European Community comes and kicks your ass.

From: Truth
To: Pedophiles
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:11:57 2002

Message:
In africa your people exchange sex for food. You are supposed to 
be helping these people.Americans exchange food for sex from 
little children.

GO fight your war.

Infidel

From: me
To: bite me
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:14:04 2002

Message:
Stick it in your ass.   Go smoke your cigarss

From: Truth
To: America the sick
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:14:06 2002

Message:
You invaded Afganistan to rape the women and children.

From: Truth
To: English Bob
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:15:55 2002

Message:
English Bob
What city do you live in?

From: Truth
To: English Bob
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:17:15 2002

Message:
Where do you live?

Do you live in America, where in America?

From: Englishbob
To: Truth
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:17:47 2002

Message:
I'm liveing in the states now.  Stealing your technology.

From: Englishbob
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:19:26 2002

Message:
New York City

From: Englishbob
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:20:37 2002

Message:
I think they invaded Afaghanastan to finish running their pipe 
line through there because their going to lose their oil 
supply.   American's are too stupid to figure out  anything.  
They believe their government is concerned about injustices to 
women.

From: me
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:23:13 2002

Message:
We were bored and wanted to blow up some people.  Sometimes we 
have to many weopons so we just pick out one of you perverts and 
blast away.

From: Englishbob
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:51:09 2002

Message:
I think your just stupid. 

From: Our Freedom
To: English Boob
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:52:29 2002

Message:
Hey, go cry for your old ass queen mom that died, or why don't 
you whine about how princess di's death was an American 
conspiracy also.  Loser.

From: Merlyn
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:47:35 2002

Message:
So I drop my copy of the Qu'ran & all that research I've done, 
into the trash. I draw my line in the sand and reload. There has 
never been such a pitiful human waste of life and my time. My 
bewilderment turned to anger and disgust!
Those greedy little pigs can eat sand for all I care! Having the 
very nerve to try and blame their self centered ego driven 
madness on me! Fuck them and the flying carpet they rode in on! 
May the tide of time cast the shadow of eternity on their 
plight! If they ever come in my way again they ll find 
themselves in the sights of my gun and that will be the only 
answer I will give them! You may well find my government does as 
I ask on this note. As for your pitiful pipeline, you can stick 
that up your ass. We do not care about it like you may think. As 
for children in Africa, they are being rapped by thier own 
people, not Americans. Where you got that idea is rpobably from 
some tabloid new article right next to the one about the Zions 
controlling the CIA,FBI and the KGB. 
  As for the Ego filled sick fucks, like Sister, on this board 
and all the absolute crap you spew, Your seat in your own little 
hell is waiting, please go blow yourself up and take a few jews 
with you!........

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From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 11:58:43 2002

Message:
http://www.primeline-america.com/moon-ldg/

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 12:34:13 2002

Message:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html

http://pirlwww.lpl.arizona.edu/~jscotti/NOT_faked/

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 12:27:23 2002

Message:
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast23feb_2.htm

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 12:41:53 2002

Message:
The best rebuttal to allegations of a "Moon Hoax," however, is 
common sense. Evidence that the Apollo program really happened 
is compelling: A dozen astronauts (laden with cameras) walked 
on the Moon between 1969 and 1972. Nine of them are still alive 
and can testify to their experience. They didn't return from 
the Moon empty-handed, either. Just as Columbus carried a few 
hundred natives back to Spain as evidence of his trip to the 
New World, Apollo astronauts brought 841 pounds of Moon rock 
home to Earth.


From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 12:43:56 2002

Message:
All the buzz about the Moon began on February 15th when Fox 
television aired a program called Conspiracy Theory: Did We 
Land on the Moon? Guests on the show argued that NASA 
technology in the 1960's wasn't up to the task of a real Moon 
landing. Instead, anxious to win the Space Race any way it 
could, NASA acted out the Apollo program in movie studios. Neil 
Armstrong's historic first steps on another world, the 
rollicking Moon Buggy rides, even Al Shepard's arcing golf shot 
over Fra Mauro-- it was all a fake!

Fortunately the Soviets didn't think of the gag first. They 
could have filmed their own fake Moon landings and really 
embarrassed the free world.


From: your friend
To: merlyn
Date: Wed Apr 3 13:21:00 2002

Message:
was your mother raped in front of you...do you wish you could 
suck your gay fathers dick?  please let me know..

From: u know who
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Apr 3 14:04:37 2002

Message:
merlyn told me your mother's pussy is real stinky...why wont she 
wash her nasty crack..did you ever smell it?

From: Merlyn
To: u know who
Date: Wed Apr 3 14:28:07 2002

Message:
You are a sick fucker. When your mother left you in the garbage 
can and dropped a can of no roach in with you, you should have 
died! I expect a roach like you running your mouth just hides 
under the trash you live in. Just from me...fuck off ya sick 
shit ball! Go play with Daddy fag boy in the closet. 

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 14:29:01 2002

Message:
It just all seems to hard to understand why other gays think I 
am a Gay too. 

Hmmm.  OTHER gays...I wonder...

From: u know who
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Apr 3 14:37:54 2002

Message:
I am sorry om/cf.  I didn't mean to spout off those obsenities.  
I might actually get some medication soon.  My mother made $2.76 
last night working the street corner.  A few more nights like 
that and I will be good again.  She is going to hit up some 
construction sites later today and hopefully it will pay off.  
We are not telling my father since he will just take the money 
and buy some more whiskey.

Love,
u know who

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 14:44:11 2002

Message:
The Apollo astronauts brought back to Earth some rocks from the 
moon. We know for certain that they came from the moon. 100% 
certain. They are like nothing else on Earth and they couldn't 
have been constructed artificially because they bear the 
evidence of billions of years exposure to a vacuum, high energy 
cosmic rays, tiny asteroids and virtually no water. Nothing on 
Earth could replicated this, either naturally or man-made.

So how do we know they didn't just fall as asteroids? NASA 
certainly has examples of these that have been collected from 
various parts of the world. We can rule asteroids out, however, 
as they all have the scorching and oxidation inevitable from 
their fiery entry to Earth through the atmosphere. The Apollo 
moon rocks, of course, show none of this.
 
But don't take my word for it. Geologist Callum MacAlister 
emailed me about this;

Moon rocks are certainly non-terrestrial basalt in origin, and 
do not match in composition any other extraterrestrial rocks 
(i.e. meteorites). I could go on at great and boring length 
about QAPF diagrams, intergrown feldspars, oxygen-depleted micas 
and the like. But I won't. 

So, my point? I KNOW man went to the moon. There's no other way 
moon rocks could have come here. If they had fallen as 
meteorites, the atmosphere would have oxidized them in a most 
obvious way. These rocks are genuine, and have spent, oh, the 
last 5 billion years or so in an oxygen-poor, radiation-
bombarded environment (fusion trails...ask me later)

So there we have it. And you don't have to just trust Callum 
here. Hundreds of other geologists have examined these rocks. 
None of them have any doubt as to their origin.   Unless some 
kind passing aliens dropped them off for us, they must have come 
from the moon and arrived unscathed within the Apollo 
spacecrafts.


From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Saddam's sickness needs a cure
Date: Wed Apr 3 15:28:44 2002

Message:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&ncid=
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From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 17:18:59 2002

Message:
AP NETWORK:  Late breaking news


CONSPIRACY THEORY A CONSPIRACY!

In a rare interview with Shell Guildensteiner, this reporter 
learned that the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy.  
Guildensteiner, one of the government s highest ranking 
(albeit, little known) officials, shared information that is 
normally only given to top insiders.

When asked why he was coming forward, Guildensteiner 
replied,  Because. 

Guildensteiner admitted that most of the conspiracy theories in 
popular circulation are in fact, started by the 
government.   It s just a ploy,  he said frankly,  to get 
people to believe that we re covering things up.  If people 
knew that we really did land on the moon, we would have to 
declare all of the moon rocks we brought back at customs. 

As the late morning sun shone through his balcony window, 
Guildensteiner elaborated his point, shedding light on the 
reasons for the conspiracy conspiracy.   People are gullible.  
They ll believe just about anything we tell them.  So, if we 
put out a rumor it doesn t take long to spread, especially in 
this day and age.  We want people to focus on inane issues. 

Take for instance, mind control.  He added,  It s a popular 
misconception that the government runs a division of 
the  Thought Police  that can queue into everyone s innermost 
thoughts at any given point in time.   How else do we get 
people to behave?  Guildensteiner questioned.   If they think 
we know what they think, they ll think twice.  Most people who 
think we know what they think, think thought control theories 
were brought to mind by some concerned individual; it was 
actually first thought of by an elite government think-tank.  
They  accidentally  slipped a memo to an unsuspecting clerical 
worker, who started that rumor mill going. 

 Guildensteiner stated that he is tired of covering up all of 
the conspiracy conspiracy schemes.  What really brought him to 
the point of disclosure, he said,  Was when I found out that 
the grass growing on my front lawn was not really grass, but a 
conspiracy. 









From: Justice
To: nameless
Subject: above post
Date: Wed Apr 3 17:40:50 2002

Message:
BRAVO!!!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 17:57:51 2002

Message:
(Bow)
Thank you!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 18:02:21 2002

Message:
A plot so deeply rooted that even Guildensteiner didn't know 
about it.  What do you think of that?

From: your neighbor
To: my neighbors
Subject: a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Date: Wed Apr 3 18:14:01 2002

Message:
"It is only natural 
that we and our children 
find many things hard to talk about. 
But anything human in mentionable 
and anything mentionable 
can be 
manageable. 
The mentioning can be difficult, 
and the managing too, 
but both can be done 
if we're surrounded 
by love and trust" 
--Fred Rogers, Mister Roger's Neighborhood 

From: MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU (NOT SAYING MUCH)
To: ENGLISH BOB/TRUTH
Subject: What the hell are you two (especially TRUTH) babbling about?
Date: Wed Apr 3 18:38:16 2002

Message:
You both are idiots.  Why all the venom and hatred?  Is there 
something wrong with you?  You behave like an ignorant knaive 
from the 11th century.  Seriously though, what is it?  Do you 
feel you are so inadequate and inferior in your mental abilities 
that the only way to feel better about yourselves is to spew your 
moronic drivel on the world wide web in a pitifull attempt to 
insult something you (in your limited mental capacities) have no 
clue about?  If all of a sudden God, Allah, whatever, endowed you 
both with extra functioning neurons and you were to scroll back 
on this board to read the infantile crap you two posted you'd 
both probably be utterly embarrassed by your idiocy.   

From: Barney
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 19:31:59 2002

Message:
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We're best friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

From: Ralph Rabid
To: Truth
Date: Wed Apr 3 21:03:02 2002

Message:
Hey dipshit,

  Are you as stupid as you sound?  Americans raping babies makes 
about as much sense as arafat wanting peace.  In other words, it 
just ain't gonna happen (unless the Palestinians do it to THEIR 
children.  Maybe the real reasonthey want to die isso they can 
get away from their pedophilic mommies and daddies). 

  So go "lol" somewhere else.  


  Death to anti American cowards!!!!!!!!!!!          

From: Moon men
To: Astronauts
Date: Wed Apr 3 21:11:21 2002

Message:
Give us back our rocks, you theives! And clean up this mess and 
trash you left behind! We used your stupid flag to wipe our 
butts (we have two each) 

From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 21:23:08 2002

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From: Astronauts
To: Moon Men
Date: Wed Apr 3 22:02:04 2002

Message:
Don't you know?  We never REALLY went to the moon!  It was all 
special effects.  Those rocks were made out of papier mache`!
They weren't REAL.  Neither were the rockets; it's all 
Hollywood Hype!


From:
To:
Date: Wed Apr 3 22:19:14 2002

Message:
Make Love Not War

From:
To:
Subject: cockroaches
Date: Wed Apr 3 22:23:50 2002

Message:
yeah, them S.O.B.'s may be able to survive a nuclear war, but 
the can't survive that RAID!  At least, not when you knock them 
over the head with the can!!!1 down, 1,000,000,000,000etc... to 
go

From: The Colombian
To:
Date: Mon Nov 26 18:36:33 2001

Message:
Who the hell says that Allah likes or want people to commit 
suicide for what they belive..I would say "sorry as of an escuse 
for living"..If you want to kill your self for some Allah go 
ahead but as religious people don't kill others.. 

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To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 01:48:06 2002

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From: Everyman
To: Sponsor
Date: Thu Apr 4 03:07:29 2002

Message:
You're best one yet!  LOL!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 03:25:27 2002

Message:
man, I must be tired...YOUR best one yet...

From:
To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 03:28:00 2002

Message:
"The Price of Honor: Muslim Women Lift the Veil of Silence on
the Islamic World"
by Jan Goodwin

"A list of horrors almost past belief."
--The New Yorker.

"[Goodwin's] findings are profoundly disturbing and center on
the enormous influence of radical Islamic fundamentalists, who
have created a system of 'gender apartheid' that has turned 
women
into virtual prisoners....This tragic state of affairs is all
the more maddening given the fact than none of the more flagrant
abuses have any basis in the Koran, which teaches respect for
women as equal and invaluable partners in Muslim society. 
Goodwin
takes pains to present balanced and well-documented information,
making her revelations all the more alarming."
-- Donna Seaman, Booklist

PUBLISHER COMMENTS
Muslim women, the symbols of honor for their men, speak out in
this timely and stunning book that takes us into the volatile
heartland of Islam. The world's fastest-growing religion, with
more than one billion adherents, Islam increasingly affects our
lives: the oil-rich Muslim states of the Middle East are more
important than ever in the aftermath of the Cold War, and here
in America, Muslims now outnumber Jews. Yet Muslim culture 
remains
a mystery to most Westerners.

In "Price of Honor," noted journalist Jan Goodwin shows how the
restrictions on women's lives in Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, 
Kuwait,
Gaza and the West Bank of Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Afghanistan,
Pakistan, and the United Arab Emirates act as a barometer to the
growth of fundamentalism and the Muslim regimes' willingness to
appease extremists. From royalty to rebels, from professional
women to peasants, "Price of Honor" takes us into the hearts and
homes of Muslim women. With devastating candor, these women 
relate
the increasingly oppressive politics that govern their personal
lives. They live in a world where women are confined, forbidden
to work or be educated, and even killed because of men's "code
of honor."

Goodwin's interviews and reports include a princess who talks
about her life as the sixteenth wife of a sheik; a grandmother
who was arrested and whipped eighty times when a lock of her 
hair
slipped from under her veil; women who are raped and then 
imprisoned
for "fornication"; doctors who perform hymen-restoration surgery
on women about to be wed because nonvirgins may be killed by 
male
relatives; and American converts to Islam who are completely 
veiled
and accept their husbands' polygamy yet fear the increasing 
religious
extremism and its effects on their lives.

With these and many other telling stories, Goodwin brings to 
life
a world in which women have become pawns in a bitter power game.
Here is a provocative look inside Muslim society today -- and
a powerful wake-up call to the world.


From: Everyman
To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 03:41:20 2002

Message:
And just why IS it the responsibility of the U.S. to DO 
something about the situation in Israel?  



We're damned if we do, and damned if we don't...

I hear Hussein is offering $20,000 to families of suicide 
bombers...(up from $10,000)

From: Sponsor
To: Everyman
Subject: Thanks!
Date: Thu Apr 4 03:47:42 2002

Message:

From:
To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 05:52:34 2002

Message:
America is a Babylon of sin. 
  
  
"This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall 
come." - II Timothy 3:1

America has never been a Godly country. America's flag is of 
money and the rich. America serves the devil. America's white 
house faces a pagan obelisk of hell. 

America's president is hired by the rich to enforce its rules. 
America is a cult society which has many names: Illuminati, 
Brothers of the Bell, Bilderbergers, Trilateralists and New 
World Order. They are set to control the world for the "666" 
man, which leads to the Tribulation and the end as we know it. 
Now no one can stop them and it shall come to pass as it is 
written. 

America is the hiding place of these people and make no mistake, 
they are strong in the world as they have control over 
everything and everyone. It is they who shall give everyone a 
number and they are ready to do it now, which for sure will be 
their downfall. 


From: Don't Worry Be Happy
To: Americans
Subject: Don't worry... you lost Israel Wins! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Date: Thu Apr 4 08:37:58 2002

Message:
Israel Wins Again!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 

God Bless Israel!

Good bye Mohammed, Israel wins!

Good bye Christians! Israel wins!

Good By Christ, thanks for coming!
Israel kicked your butt 2000 years ago,
and Israel will kick your butt now too!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!  
Looser - you shoulda stayed a Jew!
Son of God? NO - Gone to Sod! 
Bye bye X-jew!

God bless Israel!
Israel wins over Mo-ham-heads!
Israel wins over christ-insanity!

(They are both too stupid to unite against Israel,
 so Israel can pick them off - one at a time...   )

Priest says Israelis destroy Bethlehem church door:
 
ROME, April 4  Israeli troops have destroyed a door into 
Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity and have battled with 
Palestinians holed up in the building, one of the priests 
trapped in the complex said on Thursday.  
   
       ''The situation is very serious. The Jews have knocked 
down the door of the nativity church where all the Palestinians 
were,'' Father Ibrahim Faltas, custodian of the Bethlehem 
church, said in a telephone interview with RAI television news. 
        
http://famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusIntl/reuters04-04-040206.asp?
reg=MIDEAST#body

As if the stupid little Jesus Church can slow down Israeli Tanks!

Christians stop going to church and now 
Israel is destroying churches in Bethlehem.

Christians lost the crusades...

Christians lost the Holy Lands...

And now Christians loose churches to Israel.

What are you gonna do about it Europe? 
Hua?
Nothing!  That's what!
Go cry in your mad cow milk!

Hey Australia - Please send more women!
The soldiers need some fun...
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 
Send some more peace protesters Germany,
Israel needs the target practice!

France and England and Germany ?  
ALL COWARDS! 
You are nothing without the USA!

European Loosers
not
European Union!

France?  Boo Hoo - Israel is really scared of you... 
What ya gonna do about it?  Hit us with french bread?
Go sit on top of your stupid, ugly, tower of rust!

Goodbye Christ!

you loose to the jews
 once again... 

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Maybe they will bulldoze down all the christian sites in the un-
holy land?

 - no more Jesus, No more Christmas, no more Easter - 


"Good By Christians, the Israeli tanks have crushed your 
churches..."

"Christians may now leave - the Israeli snipers will mop up the 
few Muslims running about."
(would hate for them to mistake you for Muslim women(ha ha ha))

Soon Jesus will be wiped off the face of the earth by Israel.

Israel Wins !

God Bless Israel!



From: Get a grip
To: Stupid Fuck
Date: Thu Apr 4 09:41:03 2002

Message:
(Babylon of sin)?? You really need a rubber room! Padded cell 
and a streight jacket. (pagan obelisk of hell.) Why don't you go 
and jump in?  

After all it takes a human sacrifice to satisfy the devil? 

From: Get a grip
To: another stupid fuck
Date: Thu Apr 4 09:44:20 2002

Message:
Easter is a pagan holiday, taken by the Christians for their 
own, the Rabbit represented fertility of the earth goddess, and 
obviously so did the egg. Thinking that it was any 
representation of Christ is about the most ignorant thing I have 
ever seen. You all religious freaks just re-write history with 
your bibles, Qu'rans and the like. 
  But hey if you Jews would like to rip up Palistine..Go for it! 
It will save America lots of money! Have a field day! But do 
watch out for those French, their stale bread can cause mad 
jews! and Mad camels! It is known to bring goats to their knees 
and Osama is still recovering from that dradel you rammed up his 
ass!

From: Friends of Israel
To: you loosers
Subject: Scratch another one!
Date: Thu Apr 4 09:42:32 2002

Message:
Israel Crushing Palestinian Christians!

Today, witnesses said a 45-year-old Christian was shot and 
killed while walking to the church from his nearby home. Samir 
Ibrahim Salman, who cleaned the church and prayed there each 
day, was shot once in the chest, said Peter Koumry, director of 
the nearby Beit Jalla Hospital.
http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/2207159.html


Mark another one for Israel's Elite Sniper force!


I guess the Pope doesn't have any Antitank weapons 
laying around the vati-cant to help out his nuns...
Maybe instead of dressing up in funny robes,
they should have trained priests on how to defend themselves.
Too late now! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

The USA is offering to airlift out USA Christians from Israel?
What makes you think the will be allowed to leave?

Hey China - you are weak!
What are you going to do?  Hit us with rice?
"Chinese Premier Urges Israel to Withdraw Troops from Palestine?"
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2002-04/04/content_345075.htm
You should go watch Bruce Lee movies - looser!
Your tanks and army are old and weak!

And you loosers in the EU?  
(as in peu! - you stink!)
Israel blocks EU meeting with Arafat 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2763,678784,00.html
Israel said you would get your face kicked in too,

go ahead and try to go talk to him, go ahead!
Do you think you will get within 10 steps to his door?
Maybe you will make it to just a few meters away from his door...

Then Israel can show you what they showed to 
that Christian Samir Ibrahim Salman!

EU you suck!

Israel wins - you are all loosers!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

God Bless Israel!

From: Our Freedom
To: Friends of Israel
Date: Thu Apr 4 10:54:01 2002

Message:
Yeah the Taliban thought that we were losers too and look at 
what happened to them.  Don't piss us off or we will bomb you 
back to the stone age.

From: Pope
To: Israel
Date: Thu Apr 4 11:10:15 2002

Message:
Holy shit! no kidding I just took the biggest dump of holy shit 
I have ever taken! Funny though it landed square like and kind 
of looks like a Yammica! so I pulled out my harmonica! I traded 
in my pointy hat for a little round rug I can put right over my 
bald spot! I'll go down and get a nose job so I can fit right in 
with you Jews and I'll even paint a little brown spot on the 
tip. 

From: www.hindustantimes.com
To:
Subject: Bethlehem church worker shot dead by Israelis:
Date: Thu Apr 4 11:39:12 2002

Message:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/040402/dLFOR69.asp


Bethlehem church worker shot dead by Israelis:
Palestinian sources AFP Bethlehem, West Bank, April 4 

Israeli forces shot dead a janitor as he walked to work in the 
besieged Church of the Nativity in the West Bank town of 
Bethlehem on Thursday, Palestinian security sources said. 
They said Samir Ibrahim Salman, 43, was killed on a street near 
the birthplace of Jesus, one of Christianity's most sacred site, 
where between 200 and 400 Palestinians were holed up. 

His body lay on the street for several hours as the Israeli army 
blocked efforts to retrieve it, according to Palestinian 
witnesses in the church. 

The Israelis have surrounded the church, seeking the surrender 
of what they say are dozens of Palestinian gunmen inside along 
with civilians. 

The shooting brings to at least 1,704 the number of people 
killed in the Palestinian intifada, or uprising, that erupted in 
September 2000. They include 1,258 Palestinians and 413 Israelis

http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/040402/dLFOR69.asp




From: your friend
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Apr 4 11:25:40 2002

Message:
please dont worry..you can still lick 
your mommy's stinky pussy..she told me

From: Friends of Israel
To: Our Freedom
Subject: Ha! Little Israeli girls are stronger !
Date: Thu Apr 4 11:40:41 2002

Message:
'or we will bomb you back to the stone age'
???

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 
you can't touch Israel!

 Who controls your government? 
 Who controls your media?

They could push the buttons and nothing would happen,
and they wont even understand why nothing happens!

Israel has forces everywhere -
connections in USA, Europe, Russia  Everywhere
Israel is very smart 

Now some people in USA may try to sue Israel for spying,
but they can never win...

And look at Bush Jr.
He is old and weak looking, isn't he?

A young Israeli girl could kick his ass...

What kind of man has a name like 'Bush'?
Shrub - crab grass - hedge head - flower boy
Is that a man?

God Bless Israel!
Israel always wins!

The Pope?  
What a Joke - He looks worse then Bush.
Maybe Bush and the Pope could try to tag team fight
a little Israel Girl?

The little girl would win - and ask for at least 
a few Muslim men for a good fight...
'weaklings are no fun!' she would say.


God Bless Israel!

You will all loose!

Israel always wins!

Better Army, Better Tanks, Better Guns, Better Air Power!
Israel kicks ass!

 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Apr 4 12:19:23 2002

Message:
Quote of the day: "The person who really wants to do something 
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Date: Thu Apr 4 13:00:19 2002

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